Will Paul become a princess instead of a king?

It was an average day in the city of Liverpool
the apocalypse is still going on, as usual
Illuminati can still be found in the narrow streets near the city centre
Liverpudlians are still  trying to speak decent English but get stuck halfway the words...(they're still in denial about this and therefore still call it 'Scouse')
But ... was this day as average as everyone thought it was?
Because on average Liverpudlian days there would be Beatles derping around.....but today not all Beatles were derping around

Paul was sitting in his kingdom of isolation.
He was questioning the meaning of life, the meaning of a life without Alyssa ...

But this wasn't the only unusual thing going on in the metropolitan kingdom. the reason why Paul, king of Scousers, was questioning all of this was because of his wife. The Kwin had been acting strange lately ...
... I know what you're thinking, the Kwin of Liverpool acts weird all the time (true, very true). But this times her behaviour got to the point of being alarming
Lately she seems to spend a lot of time in her kingdom of isolation (again, we've seen this kind of behaviour before and normally her servants don't stay with her. Let's say it's too 'personal' for them to watch é___e ).
Servants have said that 'while she sits on her bed she often stares ahead of her and seems to be in a daze. Then she asks her servants questions such as: 'What's a Liverpool?'
Okay, some of you might ask: Why is Paul worried then? Doesn't he ask the same kind of questions?
But the most alarming part is yet to come:
Since this is the kingdom of Liverpool, all servants are Scouse, just like the king and kwin. So they all speak Scouse. Well, all except one person these days. Every time the Kwin hears Scouse words like: 'Lehverpul', 'cheghehn' or 'luch 'a meeh' she just laughs and asks the servants why they're speaking such a weird language. She also claims she isn't Scouse but fully Romanian instead or says something like 'Sunt nebun?'

her servants believe she's going through some sort of identity crisis. When certain people (no name lol) threaten to take over her kingdom she doesn't seem to be bothered.
Some say the identity crisis is caused by being distracted. She used to spend a lot of time with her Scouse husband, but what if she is distracted by other potential husbands these days from more exotic places?

And thus Paul worries he's no longer good enough for his waifu. Therefore he questions the meaning of a life without his Kwin ;;

Paul decided to get some destraction himself and he hung out with his favourite gehrlfrents aka them Battles

After seeing their friend so insecure they decided to cheer him up and tell him how nice he is:
 A lot of hugs   :3

Some of the 'support' was sponsored by Bargain Booze   ;)

Even John was being friendly to Paul ... well, sort of friendly
Let's say he was friendly in his own John ways

John: 'to show you all my BFF Paul is worthy and not the biggest piece of crap, I made a small presentation'

 John: 'Everyone knows he's the cutest beatle'

John: 'with the sexiest smile'

John: 'his slim figur-'

Ringo: 'Ok ok, that's enough kind words. Thank you, John ... '

Paul: 'Imma take notes to be more like the pretty boii in the presentation :3'

Like mentioned earlier, the kwin got distracted by someone else. What if Paul does the same?

After all, he's got his BFF mentioning his good looks in presentation. If the kwin isn't careful something magical might happen

aka

(for the innocent souls who wanna enter the creepy yet magical mclennon world, Instagram and Tumblr are your friends)

Why John, you might ask (wasn't he always a bit against Paul according to my blog posts?)

But we also have to look at some other facts:

- They played romantic interests in their play

- They always "wrote songs" together, without Ringo and George  ;)  hoho

- BFF (where are their bracelets tho? :c )

- According to some, one of Paul's nickname's 'Princess' originally came from John

(lol, now he's both a king and a princess)

I think everyone remembers the 'secret files of the kwin'

But what if John had the same kind of secret files, his own place where he could adore Paul and stares at his pictures for hours. Here he isn't surrounded by other Beatles and doesn't have to pretend he dislikes Paul (again: ;) hoho )

when he's in his secret files he can just let all his feelings go

Back to the castle of Liverpool:

Hanging out with them other battles is all fine, but what if Paul's home again and his kwin is still studying the exotic country of the Netherlands and John and the Beatles are all at their own place again?

Luckily, Paul is the kind of guy that still has other friends like his guitars

While hanging out with them, they can even give him ideas: most of the time they're ideas for songs but this time it was an idea to maybe get his kwin back

Remember when we said the Kwin has a lot of Scouse servants: let's just say one of them is undercover ;)

Maybe he can cure her from her identity crisis (Just let him be the only servant that stays in her room when things get 'personal' again ;) ;) ;) might be an excellent cure)

It is still uncertain if the Kwin isn't interested in her king anymore. After all, they have so much in common: Scouse, use a lot of Scaws logic, likes to pee on things, fapping, etc etc ...

Is the Kwin's favourite meal no longer Paul-'n-cheese?

OR SHOULD WE ASK

Is the pasta in the past?

edit: I don't blame any Dutch people for the Kwin's behaviour, I blame her identity crisis lol

TO BE CONTINUED ... MAYBE????