woensdag 10 januari 2018

The Magical Mystery Tour

Normally, I don't do a lot of film reviews

But this time I decided to watch a Scouse film
I've listened to Scouse music, studied Scouse culture (or whatever you wanna call that 'laifstail' of theirs  ;) )

AND NOT JUST ANY SCOUSE FILM
A Scouse film by the most popular and famous Scousers of all Scousers
aka the Beatles (yes, also Paul)

Turns out they've made several films, but I decided to start with 'The Magical Mystery Tour'

Okay, let's go ... on tour!!!  ;D

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RAINBOW INTRO



Also, the intro song (Magical Mystery Tour (?)) is really good

Only 17 seconds into the film and there's already McStarr  hoho
is Paul gonna fall off the roof bus thingy  c:

Hey I know this image of them
also: dat sweater vest

somebody forgot his lyrics/lines again (and this is only the intro)

A John Lennon imposter

They guarantee people who attend the tour the 'trip of a lifetime'
what kind of trip we talkin' 'bout?
road trip or?  c:

Did Ringo just buy tickets for his own tour (or sold them?) ???
???

'The Beatles dressed up as witches' is one of the reasons why I wanted to watch this Beatles film first

Our very straight boii Paul seems to be excited to be around women lol

the real cute Beatle   -feels intensify-

me if I were a guy tbh

THIS WAS ONLY THE INTRO

Did Ringo just kidnap a lady and forced her to join the Magical Mystery Tour

Also, John as the narrator
his voice is so dry  XD
<3

Jolly Jimmy Johnson lmao

Ok, so Ringo bought tickets for the tour
isn't this a tour made by the Beatles?

Lmao Ringo basically told the lady
'Your husband passed away, but you shouldn't look for a new one. You should take up knitting or something.
Lady: Should I knit for you?
Ringo: No, not for me
what if she's gonna knit for Paul? Is that why he owns so many sweater vests? hmmm

Paul's annoying the ladies with his rambling
but she's not very interested
This other dude chased him away to some other seat ahaha

-insert sad violin music here-

And now a song starts playing
(I know this song, but can't remember the title)
Also: is the song playing in Paul's imagination or in the actual bus
(since it's his voice haha)

Oh, it's 'Fool on the Hill'  c:

Welcome to Paul's lonely pink imagination

'Paul is a loner' theory confirmed

WHERE ARE GEORGE AND JOHN WTF

Okay, wtf is with these Paul close ups   XDD (help I'm scared)

And now he's running cheerful around on his hill
(where are you guys going with this?)

why is he 'alone on a hill' anyway?
Isn't he supposed to be in the tour bus

Yay the tour bus is back
And Paul finally stopped tripping

AHA found the other two

uh, ok ???

So Paul's now playing this role?
and the people from the Magical Mystery Tour are visiting this place
But wasn't he one of the people sitting on the Tour bus????????
wtf


John's a narrator again <3

and OMG 'a land of 4 or 5 magicians'
IS THIS GONNA BE THE WITCH PART
:0 :0 :0

aww yiis


'WIRS DA BUS'

Ye Paul, where's da bus???
stop hiding things from us, u lil shit

why is Paul the smart witch?
lol Paul smart, pretty ironic

Oh never mind
there's that derp again
   <3 <3 <3   

'I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves, within the limits of British decency'
I seriously thought everyone would look at Paul after he said that line

Oh I am the Walrus
(When I was little, this was my favourite Beatles song <3 )

Paul and John got that swaggity bruh
look at that John tho fine man indeed

LOL at one point in this video clip, John sings 'I am the Walrus'
and at the moment you hear 'walrus' you can see Paul look slightly offended lol
(a free Beatles meme for you)
can't blame John, tho

'Jolly whoop Jolly whoops Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly'
- Another inspiring quote by Scousers

John's voice when he plays Pirandello ahahah <3

Let's all go inside this small tent together
great idea

More than one George to make up for the fact we haven't seen him a lot in this film


YES THE MAGICIANS WITCHES ARE BACK

Paul looks like a puppy that got told he's a 'bad pupper'

THERE'S OUR MAIN BITCH WITCH Johnny
(who is a clumsy witch that talks about the 'Magical Mysteries?)
What are Magical Mysteries? and what are Scousers hiding from us?
é____è

'looking for the sugahhhh, huhu'

They all look so cute in their magicians/witches outfits even Paul
:3

so far I've learnt:
- John is the clumsy magician bringing around coffee

- Paul is the magicians doing magical calculations that can tell him where the Magical Mystery Tour bus is at that very moment ... and he kinds act like that typical gay best friend lol idk X3

- IDK ABOUT GEORGE sorry George ;w;

- Ringo asks everyone, but mainly Paul, where the bus is

- OH WAIT, I KNOW NOW: George is the in-charge-of-the agenda magician

It's now nighttime and drunk people on the bus are singing.
I can't tell whether they're singing Ringo or Rainbow
Now they're singing the French Can Can or something lol

Aaaaand they're suddenly in a pub ok ok

most subtle censor ever lmao

The ending was good with the songs:
- Your Mother Should Know (a message for Alyssa and her mum??? lol)
- The Magical Mystery Tour
- Hello Goodbye



Some moments to remember about this film:
- rainbow intro













- 4 Scouse derps

- Paul being a loner on a hill (he looks happy tho ... )











- turns out he wasn't singing 'Jolly' but Charlie
(once again: Scousers can't pronounce English lol)












- John being the dumb coffee witch (John dumb and Paul smart, they switched roles for this scene ;D )















- Paul being a cute witch














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