Random post is random

Okay, first this small thing based on a Skype conversation:

[2/11/2016 22:35:05] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: cludi PLs
[2/11/2016 22:35:08] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: it's in scaws
[2/11/2016 22:35:26] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: scousers don't even know how to spell chicken
[2/11/2016 22:37:00] Alyssa: chicken
[2/11/2016 22:41:38] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: cludi proves her not scaws once again
[2/11/2016 22:41:41] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: oh
[2/11/2016 22:41:43] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: oh my
[2/11/2016 22:41:48] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: she's becoming
[2/11/2016 22:41:52] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: code red
[2/11/2016 22:41:54] Alyssa: //drinks a cup of tea.
[2/11/2016 22:41:56] Alyssa: That is correct.
[2/11/2016 22:41:56] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: aka Londoner
[2/11/2016 22:42:08] Alyssa: I am becoming a Londoner, miss Evelyne.
[2/11/2016 22:42:20] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: bitch, everyone in England drinks tea
[2/11/2016 22:42:31] Alyssa: But I am a classy Londoner, and not a derpy Scaws woman.
[2/11/2016 22:42:41] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: pls educate urself about england
[2/11/2016 22:42:42] Alyssa: Derpy Scaws women drink hot chocolate.
[2/11/2016 22:42:49] Alyssa: Sometimes tea, as well.
[2/11/2016 22:42:52] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: not always
[2/11/2016 22:42:58] Alyssa: And please; don't correct me.
[2/11/2016 22:43:13] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: actually, hot chocolate is more for the magical upper class
[2/11/2016 22:43:23] Alyssa: I may, or may not have limited knowledge about England, but that does not make me a dumb hypocrite.
[2/11/2016 22:43:33] Alyssa: Thank you very much.
[2/11/2016 22:43:34] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: nah just dumb XD
[2/11/2016 22:43:51] Alyssa: Well, excuse you princess?
[2/11/2016 22:43:52] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: reminds me of a video
[2/11/2016 22:43:53] Alyssa: Who asked?
[2/11/2016 22:43:59] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: I'm not a princess
[2/11/2016 22:44:06] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: I never belonged to the court of Liverpool
[2/11/2016 22:44:09] Alyssa: Haha, you never get my references.
[2/11/2016 22:44:48] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: lol okay, I'll go then
[2/11/2016 22:44:53] Alyssa: NO PLS
[2/11/2016 22:44:54] Alyssa: DONT GO
[2/11/2016 22:44:56] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: come on paul
[2/11/2016 22:44:58] Alyssa: I WAS JOJKING OK
[2/11/2016 22:45:00] Alyssa: JOKIJNG
[2/11/2016 22:45:01] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: take your bags
[2/11/2016 22:45:03] Alyssa: IM STILL THE CLUDI U KNO
[2/11/2016 22:45:04] Alyssa: OK BYE
[2/11/2016 22:45:05] Alyssa: ILL GO THEN
[2/11/2016 22:45:06] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: sure
[2/11/2016 22:45:08] Alyssa: //cries
[2/11/2016 22:45:11] Alyssa: cheghen
[2/11/2016 22:45:13] Alyssa: cheghjcne
[2/11/2016 22:45:19] Alyssa: fesh 'n cheps
[2/11/2016 22:45:20] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: I don't want him to become like.....that
[2/11/2016 22:45:25] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: too late
[2/11/2016 22:45:30 | Edited 22:45:43] Alyssa: k then never stay around my smelly butthole
[2/11/2016 22:45:34] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: like u said, u'r classy now
[2/11/2016 22:45:41] Alyssa: no classy people suck
[2/11/2016 22:46:05] ☆ ★ LOCAL WITCH ★ ☆: paul is too sensitive and mentally too young for this princess, miss, tea shiet