today in drunk quotes

terraced houses?
Alyssa:

ends in -pool?
Alyssa:

Paul?
Alyssa:

the BEATLES?
Alyssa:

U NeED To STaY AWaY FRUm THE AlCoHOL MaDu

says the kid who has just wiped out her memory with vodka

  educating cludi is no joke, I swear .___.;