Feliz Madu: Never forget where ya came frum~

This next blog post will be dedicated to Alyssa, who believed she's an absolute angel ...
... Then again, she also believes she's straight but still drools over female disney characters (hmm, interesting!)

The message of this newest of new post is to never forget how you used to be, cuz u know. People might screenshot everything u said

the year was 2015. Alyssa was still scouse, however it is uncertain if she realised this back then (it is still uncertain if she realises this in the present, but moving on).
For a scouser she knew almost nothing about her home's culture. Now, how is this possible you may ask? well, here's a small overview of her upbringing

-born in the city of organs and swimming places, alyssa seemed normal but there were already a few things off back then
1. she looked up to someone who speaks like redneck people (don't watch shows w Billy Ray Cyrus in them to learn decent English kids). This, however, might explain why alyssa still believes 'ebyzy xhdudodb hdey' is normal English
2. she totally believed putting christmas garlands in your hair is a normal way of getting dressed. The fashion sense of scousers has always been ... let's say 'interesting' :3
AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ALYSSA'S MUM DECIDED TO HANDLE
It's important to know alyssa's mum experienced Beatlemania with her own eyes. And she still seems to be slightly traumatised by it (scousers have that effect on people :3 )
At one point her mum decided she didn't want her daughter to grow up as a loner-fangirl-socially awkward weirdo person. Well, joke's on her, cuz alyssa still turned into a Paul fangirl -sad tune-
3.so she decided to let her grow up in Italy. Under the motto 'anything is better than being surrounded by scousers' alyssa befriended a bunch of spaghettis and lasagnes. And they all danced happily to Funiculi Funicula e'ry day :D

Because her mother distanced her from her home, Alyssa knew pretty much nothing about her origins. No garlands, no fake tans, no Hey Jude, nothing. Something had to happen. And this is where everyone's favourite Mary Poppins entered the story

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One of the only things I might regret is introducing her to the rather speshal subject called 'Paul'
it is interesting to note that alyssa started as someone with zero interest for him

nowadays all I hear is:
'OMIGawd, madu, u can't say his eyes go different directions what if his feewings get huwt and he dies from sadnessssssh -insert a lot of crying here-
(I have made her weak)

here's a small comparison:
before

after

When she first refused to confess her feelings for him, she even stayed rather formal

'Sir Paul from Beatle'

BUT, slowly but surely she started to warm up
this one time she basically said that she faps to paul to cheer herself up
(or at least that's what it sounded like)