Scouse isn't normal

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It's confirmed! Scouse isn't normal English (ask Cludi) 

she said so herself

oh yes she did

like I said before, I suffer from Beatlemania, it can't be cured, also from Liverpoolmania (Liverpool noticed that I'm becoming liverpudlian and they want me to go to their city XDD they're sending me invite messages via illuminati)

I mean, you know you're really obsessed when you're bored, you take your 3DS and make Beatles miis XDD true story

that Pawl is too accurate, I know X3 (mii is difficult XDD)

we've discussed many aspects of teh lehverputliehn wai of lehvehn' so far, but the time has come for a very special part of tehjr laifstail
we present to you:

~Flehrtehng teh Lehverputliehn wai~ 

some ppl say the British are kinda stoic, even grumpy 'n sarcastic people

but not the Liverpudlians! oh no they aren't

I mean we've all learnt that Liverpool is a special place in England:

England got over the Beatles and moved on?
well, not all cities can, oh you say the Beatles are in the past and not a band anymore? I mean you're free to express your own opinion, just don't say it when you're in Merseyside...(Liverpudlians aren't crying about it, a raindrop just accidentaly fell in their eyes! 'kay ;----; ) 

Since the Beatles are and always will be number one priority in this city, we decided to let Pawl, the Romeo of Liverpool demonstrate how flehrtehng works:

step 1: as native of Lehverpowl you love expressing how peculiar your home is, this means Lehverpuddlians love 'dressing up for their gehrls or bois ;D

also: notices how Pawl's multitasking: acting like a dork and being all dressed up

I mean: which gehrl could resist this 

(I know one who could never, but is too tsundere to admit ho ho)

step 2: if your baes don't notice ya, ya make sure they HAVE TO notice ya

Pawl: shet ah need attention

Pawl: ....

Pawl: ah shet mi legs stahpped wurking >w<

step 3: when ya laik the gehrls but ya laik Ringo and George too once in a while ;D ;D, no one says you have to choose

just make sure you use protection if ya're gonna make luuuv to everyone in Lehverpowl

People there already suffer from Beatlemania real bad so we don't want any extra illnesses

step 4: that very subtle wink that says: Ah laik ya, but ya probably can't tell, now can ya?  =3=

also: no one is safe when Pawl is around, anyone can get hit on X3

also: also: for those who don't believe things happened between Ringo and Pawl, have this

and I think we all know whyyyy honhonhon

 *believers

  

EXTRA:

have some memes

mean girls x beatles = perfect >w<

 so a few lessons ago we learnt that George is innocent af, so ofcourse sassy John would use him for mean purposes ;w; poor George

 I mean, I'm not saying Pawl might be a whore, buuuut he did make luuuv to most ppl in Liverpool...

and here we have an accurate representation of sassy Jawn vs. Pawl trying to be kawaii