Personas stuff

Idk why, but David Cameron keeps reminding me of my Liverpool persona
the only thing they have in common are expressions, eye colour and hair colour
but yee...watching BBC News will never be the same X3

had some fun editing

                                      ^ 100% Liverpool persona :D

                            Most cities have some fancy latin quote as their motto, most cities ....except Liverpool...
                      Liverpool breathes Beatles, it has become their lifestyle (besides being the peculiar ppl they are ofcourse)

 if you're against them...well, let's just say you better not   move to Liverpool

Liverpool won't accept your heresy!

melancholy ;----;

Blackpool: seriously what did you do in your room all day long?

Liverpool: I decided it was high time to listen to all my Beatles records

Blackpool, bro, last time you did that was like....3 days ago. We were gonna play board games together, remember

Liverpool: yee, but this is high priority u.u

Blackpool:......
Blackpool:

Liverpool: I'm nawt lonely

Oh, and here we have Blackpool's motto:

Scouse isn't normal

News flash! News Flash News Flash!

°o°

It's confirmed! Scouse isn't normal English (ask Cludi) 

she said so herself

oh yes she did

like I said before, I suffer from Beatlemania, it can't be cured, also from Liverpoolmania (Liverpool noticed that I'm becoming liverpudlian and they want me to go to their city XDD they're sending me invite messages via illuminati)

I mean, you know you're really obsessed when you're bored, you take your 3DS and make Beatles miis XDD true story

that Pawl is too accurate, I know X3 (mii is difficult XDD)

we've discussed many aspects of teh lehverputliehn wai of lehvehn' so far, but the time has come for a very special part of tehjr laifstail
we present to you:

~Flehrtehng teh Lehverputliehn wai~ 

some ppl say the British are kinda stoic, even grumpy 'n sarcastic people

but not the Liverpudlians! oh no they aren't

I mean we've all learnt that Liverpool is a special place in England:

England got over the Beatles and moved on?
well, not all cities can, oh you say the Beatles are in the past and not a band anymore? I mean you're free to express your own opinion, just don't say it when you're in Merseyside...(Liverpudlians aren't crying about it, a raindrop just accidentaly fell in their eyes! 'kay ;----; ) 

Since the Beatles are and always will be number one priority in this city, we decided to let Pawl, the Romeo of Liverpool demonstrate how flehrtehng works:

step 1: as native of Lehverpowl you love expressing how peculiar your home is, this means Lehverpuddlians love 'dressing up for their gehrls or bois ;D

also: notices how Pawl's multitasking: acting like a dork and being all dressed up

I mean: which gehrl could resist this 

(I know one who could never, but is too tsundere to admit ho ho)

step 2: if your baes don't notice ya, ya make sure they HAVE TO notice ya

Pawl: shet ah need attention

Pawl: ....

Pawl: ah shet mi legs stahpped wurking >w<

step 3: when ya laik the gehrls but ya laik Ringo and George too once in a while ;D ;D, no one says you have to choose

just make sure you use protection if ya're gonna make luuuv to everyone in Lehverpowl

People there already suffer from Beatlemania real bad so we don't want any extra illnesses

step 4: that very subtle wink that says: Ah laik ya, but ya probably can't tell, now can ya?  =3=

also: no one is safe when Pawl is around, anyone can get hit on X3

also: also: for those who don't believe things happened between Ringo and Pawl, have this

and I think we all know whyyyy honhonhon

 *believers

  

EXTRA:

have some memes

mean girls x beatles = perfect >w<

 so a few lessons ago we learnt that George is innocent af, so ofcourse sassy John would use him for mean purposes ;w; poor George

 I mean, I'm not saying Pawl might be a whore, buuuut he did make luuuv to most ppl in Liverpool...

and here we have an accurate representation of sassy Jawn vs. Pawl trying to be kawaii

 

Selifes spam n°2454...

oki, I started to realise something
I think ....I'm becoming liverpudlian

-my English can be really bad
-I make liverpudlian faces like:

 OH SHET -face

or

Am I kawaii yet? -face

 U wot? - face

 creepy duckface

LOL yeee - face

 

 (probably) thinking -face (emphasis on probably)

 trollface

Madu's up to something - face

 about two weeks ago in Brussels, wind kept ruining my selfies ;w;

me this morning, right before class

I tried to look happier, but class is boring and it was like 8AM

normally I get up at 8AM

too tired XD

Liverpool persona

just some small update on my Liverpool OC persona

so, his personality, some features:
-introvert (sometimes lives in his own world)
-a bit of a coward, but too proud to admit it
-fanboy! (conceal, don't feel, be the big English city you always have to be!)
-shy, but again too proud to admit it
-sensitive, even though he'll never admit it OwO
-easily excited


other:
-Blackpool is his younger brother
-Since he is the older sibling, he's the tallest as well
-Dark brown hair
-short, wavy hair (actually has nice silky hair *o* )
-he's not that old 25-30 years old
-Brown or blue eyes (I dunno yet)

oh and some information about the Blackpool persona
-younger sibling therefore smaller than Liverpool
-extrovert, way more open and social than his onii chan
-Brown or blue eyes (probably blue)
-dirty blonde hair
-also nice silky hair
-has a babyface, 'cause he's kawaii
-looks pretty young, even though he's probably 22-25 years old

OH AND TODAY I REALISED: Liverpool persona looks like David Cameron, I dunno why but he reminds me of my persona

here have some derpy references to my OC  :

Blackpool: Bro, please come out of your room, I'm pretty sure talking to Beatles posters all day isn't good for your mental health...
Liverpool:

-dressed in Beatles pyjamas while holding 'I <3 Beatles' mok-
Liverpool: I dunno what you're talking about  -fake smile and pretends everything is normal-
-closes door again
Blackpool:..........   .____.
Blackpool: I wonder if this is what they call a 'man period' or if my bro is just that crazy .____.

-some tourist in the distance says: I don't really like the Beatles-

Liverpool: OY I HERT TAHT U LIL SHET
Blackpool: -takes Liverpool's arm- come on, bro, I'll bring you to your bedroom


-someone says they don't like the Beatles- (again? such trolls)
Blackpool: oh god. here we go
Blackpool: bro, relax, calm down. you hear me? CALM.DOWN.
Liverpool: I AM CALM -flips table-

Birmingham: ye but aren't half of your Beatles dead?
Liverpool:   ;------;

-conceal don't feel, be the tough city you always have to be-

don't worry, Liverpool persona won't look that old
maybe it's 'cause David has blue eyes and dark brown hair, too? (idk tbh XDD )

Some extra Liverpudlian class

Liverpool is an interesting city full of :
-The Beatles tributes
-weirdos that only show their faces whenever they hear the word 'Beatles' (aka Liverpudlians)
-The Beatles tributes
-sometimes Paul McCartney (but only when he decides he wanna go home, look at his hometown,       think about the good ol' days and sob a little)
-and the Scouse dialect full of mumbling!

Liverpool is a peculiar place, so we wanna teach you as much as possible about this unique town where the concept of fangirling was found!

Time for some small lessons:

1. The Cludi persona aka the Queen of Liverpool

So we all know Queen Cludi uf Lehverpowl by now: serious and intimidating on the outside, a real fegito (aka born and raised in liverpool) on the inside
But did you know this? :
-Kwin Cludi is a pro-cuckler
-Kwin Cludi is not only Liverpudlian, which is good for Liverpool's economics. And let's face it: A city of Liverpool needs to become friends with some other countries instead of daydreaming about boysbands all day
 -All the Paul McCartney pics you can find on the internet, can also be found on Cludi's computer. We haven't figured out where, 'cause they're in THE SECRET FILES DEPARTMENT ho ho  °v°

2. The Queen (Elizabeth II, the Queen of the U.K.) in Liverpool

Philip: Great news, darling! We get to visit another British city!

Elizabeth: Oh? Which city?

Philip: We're going to LIVERPOOL!!!! :D

Elizabeth: Oh.....T-That's...g-greaaaaat
                  -eye twitch-

    ^ Queen Elizabeth during her stay in Liverpool, hiding from Beatles-fanboys and fangirls

Philip: -singing- WE AAALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUUBMAARINEEEEE
Philip: Come on, Darling! sing along!

 Elizabeth: Philip, I swear to God!



-mumbling- Just wait until I find that Paul McCartney!










3. Which Beatle has which reputation?

 GEORGE = INNOCENT



George: Pawl senpai, please protect me from all the fangirls

 PAUL = DERP AND AN FLIRT (UNINTENTIONALLY)



Paul: Ofcourse, Cludi, I'm your husband after all <3

George: ................
George: I'm.....George, remember?

Paul:  °o°
Paul..........
Paul:I KNEW THAT......................woa this is .....awkward e___e;

RINGO = AKA THE ONE WHO'S KAWAII AND HE KNOWS IT

Ringo: yeee, that's right gehrls! look at this perfect outfit and scream. I can't help it that I'm beautiful u.u
Even Pawl senpai said I'm pretty that one time when George and John weren't around and w-

Paul: RINGO SHHHH - that's OUR secret 
       -coughs awkwardly-   O////O

JOHN = SASSY AND SMART

John: listen, Paul. I don't care if you make love to everyone in Liverpool. Just keep your hands of me. Oh and one more thing: my songs are better u.u  Just sayin'

 John: Why Paul, you look rather stupid in this group photo

Paul: °o°

John: Yes, my fellow musicians, this is what we call a burn  c:<

George: OH SHET D:

Ringo: John's sass is back!

COME ON, RINGO!

LET'S RUUUN D:

Photographer: okay everyone pose for the group photo!

George: -actually posing and being a good boy- I'm wearing my prettiest outfit today

John: we're all wearing the same clothes, George!
George:  ;w;

Ringo: woa shet, I'm sooo high roight naw. that was some good dru- I mean drums I played on >____>

Paul: Guys, I thought about it for a while....and I realised....I don't like sitting still :c

Everyone else: shut up and smile!

John: I don't care whether I'm smiling or not...as long as I look better than McCartney
(check out John's Lehverputliehn sweg in this pic)

TO END WITH: a derpy conversation between English cities

5 English cities decide to meet

Birmingham: looks like the Pool bros are late again
Manchester: they're probably derping around again... -sigh-

-Backpool and Liverpool walk in-

Leeds: look, there they are!

Birmingham: -turns to Manchester- Wanna bet? I get 5 pounds if that Liverpool guy starts talking about that boysband again!

Manchester: sure! I mean, he's not that crazy...he doesn't talk about them every day.....right? 

-Blackpool and Liverpool sit down-
Liverpool: -talking in decent English, trying to hide to Scaws aksent- Great news, gentleman! My city has come up with a plan to become famous again!

Leeds: Oh?
Liverpool: They found new Beatles songs that aren't released yet! -fangirl squeal-
Blackpool: -ugh- bro, please talk about something else....you've already told me this story 5 times. and that was just today =____=

Manchester: not this again....
Birmingham: looks like I'll get 5 pounds ha!

Birmingham: look, mate....I don't know how to put this but.....These Beatles of yours broke up.... 

Liverpool: yo-you're....just...jealous -teary eyed-
Birmingham: besides, half them are dead -smirks-
Manchester, Blackpool & Leeds: OH NO HE DIDN'T
Blackpool: -looks next to him- Bro?  are.....u.....okay  -pokes Liverpool-
Liverpool: -paralysed-    QwQ -shivers-

Birmingham used 'reality check'
Liverpool fainted!
It was very effective