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In the category: 'blog posts that I'm not proud of, but that are being made anyway'
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One of my few talents is bad jokes. And even my dearest Italian friends deserve some small torture once in a while ;)


1.
Don't you think the people of Positano would be more optimistic if their town was called Positivano?

2.
Why do gypsies dream of living in Italy? Because that country named their capital after their people

3.
Which family member is Venezia? the auntie

4.
They say the Italian for car 'macchina' is derived from Chinese and Scottish vocabulary

5.
You know why Pisa never got their own pizza named after them? Because tourists kept asking for Pisa Pizza and the Italians always gave them a piece of pizza instead of a whole one
(this + the fact that the entire town is filled with weirdos stretching their arms around the campanile makes Pisa one of the unluckiest places of Italy. Italy, however, doesn't acknowledge this and lets the town live its terrible faith every single day)

6.
Something went seriously wrong while manufacturing the new FIAT cars. They accidentally attached the tires on top of the cars. I guess you could say it was a real fiatsco

To make up for the suffering, I decided to refer to one of your favourite shows: GoT
It is a game: Can you find the differences between the GoT pic and this pic of very randomly chosen Italians?

 GoT is trying to tell us something...

(The Venice Conspiracy Theories are well-hidden these days, but they will never be gone °v° )