zaterdag 6 februari 2016

jest rendem stehff

warning: dark humour

okay, so there will be another small update for Cludi, 'cause this time she forgot how to use Scouse (we always thought it's impossible to forget about your native language, but hey .____. ...)
so
Scouse for starters (or Cludis) in a few simple steps:
1. take (British) English language
2. replace all 'i' and most vowels with 'eh'
3.conjugate second person singular like it's a third person singular (only in present tenses)
4.put random w sounds in words where they're not supposed to be
5.mumble a lot
6. make a face that says 'I just started pronouncing a word but I forgot what I was saying: a few examples:

CUNGRETS, U HAS NAW MASTERT TEH SCAWS LANGUWEG

-end of update-

meanwhile, some new news has just washed up (lol :'D) from Teh Cehteh uf Lehverpowl
THERE HAS BEEN A FLOOD!!!



newest advert in Lancashire:
(advert made by Flood)

But the daily life in Liverpool is still as usual:


they have found Paul McCartney's house


weell, probably not that much when u compare your salary to the ones of Paul and Ringo

like we said before, Liverpool = city of fangirls and therefore stalkers as well      

 Other news: Cludi is starting a revolution against me :c
 phu teenagers 
me:
jest u wait u little shet


Other news Pawl and John still don't get along






to end this, post: to those who wonder how Hogwarts is doing after we dropped Pawl there



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