The secret files of the kingdom of isolation

Before you look at the title and wonder if I'm drunk (to which the answer is 'no' btw, although I've had a lot of wine yesterday, so I may still be slightly tipsy XD).
By now we all know kingdom of isolation is Scouse for bedroom and...well...secret files just means secret files (believe it or not, but sometimes Scouse actually looks a lot like decent English!!!)

what theme will be discussed in this blog post?
INFATUATION!
because, let's face it, if there's any form of infatuation that's stronger than any other kind of love, it's the infatuation of a teenage girl in love with her idol!
do we have a teenage girl? YES!
do we have an idol? ALSO: YES!

Let's go to the setting of this story, namely Beachpool (formerly known as Liverpool), since there's more water than anything else these days
Nowadays every single Liverpudlian kid gets taught about the mysterious secret files department dedicaded to Paul McCartney!

there have been lots of rumours: some say it can be found in The Liver Building, some say you'll find it when you reach the end of a rainbow and some...
-here's where things get interesting-
say you can find it when u enter the castle of Teh Kwin (warning: entering is at own risk, a rumour once said that ppl who  tried to enter it, encountered teh kwin and were stared to death and couldn't handle the tsundere-ness)
Once you're inside the castle you take the 3 km long stairs, until you've reached the highest room of the palace! (hint: the one that has an angry aph iceland pic that says 'don't u enter' on it)
u know u're in the right room when it looks like someone peed on the wall (What the actual f*ck, Cludi - I'm not making this up).

walls covered in pee and paul (you'd think someone as rich as teh kwin could afford an interior designer :/ )
looks like the room of a normal fangirl, BUT WAIT
u have to look for a certain door

congrats! you has now reached 'the secret files department of the caaastle'

what can we find in here:
well, actually the usual fangirl stuff
-a wall with inspiring quotes

-secret admiration part

-a burn book

and to end with a scene from Cludi nr1 favourite film

time to run to the nearest mountain and sing

(joke's on u Cludi, there are no mountains in Liverpool)

haha ^ 

in conclusion, nobody knows why Teh Kwin keeps this a secret since she got married to Pawl like 5000 years ago

(yup, back in good ol' medieval times when weddings were cheap, Pawl was young and Cludi was like I dunno 5 years old XDD)