Teh Kwin's getting old

-MEANWHILE IN THE DAILY SCOUSER-

TEH KWIN OF LEHVERPOWL OFFICIALLY HAS DEMENTIA-

 [9/02/2016 22:14:53] nerd: and
[9/02/2016 22:14:56] nerd: really
[9/02/2016 22:15:07] nerd: u think my bf is paul?
[9/02/2016 22:15:18] nerd: cuz battles museum, u said

(looks like SOMEONE hasn't been paying attention to the blog)

my OTP is in danger!

CODE RED!

COOODE RED!

 

 [9/02/2016 22:15:50] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: why do you think my status Always says OTP 5eva
[9/02/2016 22:16:34] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I just made the secret files blog post
[9/02/2016 22:16:36] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: and others

 time to save the OTP 5EVA!

okay, let's look at the pro's and cons of this dementia:

 CONS: ('cause negativity first)

 -after 5000 years of marriage she forgot Paul :c

PRO'S:

-I mean, Paul is 73. plus he did more drugs and lsd any other person ever did. there's a pretty big chance he's demented as well..another thing they have in common

- now that Cludi is old and demented they can still do other couple activities, like noon naps and forgetting each other's name

(very popular among older couples) 

I think they're already acting like an old coupe, Cludi even said so
sorry I'm half asleep
Sorry I was having a noon nap and forgot about life