she was literally simping for these fake men after getting from hospital instead of resting, still doesn't want to admit she's a simp lmao
must.impress.dem.boiis
here we go
Zhongli
- wanted to be left alone, but gets forced to come home
- "all Capricorns are loners" stereotype confirmed
- looks kinda depressed
- honestly, I'd be depressed too if my parents gave me such a dumb sounding name lol
- that name is probably why he ran away in the first place
Scaramouche
- okay, so we're not going to discuss the fact that his name sounds like chocomousse?
- looks like the 'sassy wise ass nerd' stereotype you sometimes see in highschool films
- his hair looks like his mom put a bowl over his head and cut it
- since no one else will say it, I will do so: he looks like the purple haired anime version of Coconut Head from Ned's declassified school survival guide
I see no difference
- good things about him: purple hair, thunder powers and bohemian rhapsody memes
- clearly has a complex about his height that he projects at others
Xiao
- Alyssa will call me a liar but let's face it, the only reason her scorp ass simps I mean manifests for him is cuz he's a demon
- could easily be mistaken for a girl
- would make a great crossdresser
- has probably heard way to many puns about his name when people said goodbye
- probably a cinnamon roll despite being a demon ( = just like every scorpio you'll ever encounter)
Kaeya
- perfection
- if you ignore the fact that he harasses people in pubs at night then he's perfect
- oh and ignore his alcohol addiction
- a bicon 💗💜💙✨
- a knight in shining armour heh
- supports all pubs I mean businesses in mondtstad what a generous soul uwu
- probably spills tea about dulac when drunk
- it's always happy hour somewhere in Teyvat amiright
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