annoying scorps part 1791

 I was joking to my best friend that I would find a way to pay her back hehe. And what is it that scorpios hate....exactly, exposure
So I tried really hard to think of tricky questions

 

 1.    Name 10 favourite things about Paul
5 physical traits
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BUT also 5 traits about his personality (cuz I know you only simp for young Paul)
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2.    Top 10 Liverpool moments (can be about anything.). I decided to go for 10 cuz that way you actually have to think about your youth and you can't just quickly go over this question ("I don't know", "I don't remember" etc don't count as answers uwu)
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3.    Top 3 fav beatles songs, sung by Paul
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4.    Now pick another song by Paul that's not from the beatles

5.    What made you make your Spotify list? What was the reasoning behind it? (genuinely curious)
6.    List 5 favourite flowers (can be in random order)
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7.    This or that
Turquoise/indigo
Blue/purple
Rome/Brăila
Glitter /rainbows
Tea/coffee
Pie/cake
Paul /James
Regular ice cream (milk based) /water ice cream or popsicles

8.    What made you go blonde initially? (so we're talking about 2020, not last time you dyed it)

9.    Desribe your ideal house (style, location, type of house, city /countryside /garden or not, big or small, interior etc)

10.    Top 5 Romanian words (can be any type of word (noun, adjective, verb, preposition, etc)

11.    Why did you surpress your scouse accent? (and I know you'll call me a liar but I only heard it one time when you got annoyed (after I laughed at you being scouse) and that was because you couldn't surpress it due to being too annoyed lmao)

12.    Favourite Romanian bar of chocolate? (brand, what kind of chocolate etc)

13.    Would you ever want to know more about your Scouse family?

14.    Do you still look down on your Welsh DNA/ancestry/roots?

15.    If you were a flower which one would you be and why?(feel free to add a colour)

16.    What happened to that cute pink pajama dress?

17.    Would you go on a quest to look for the witch house with me? (we need to unravel the truth owo)

18.    Which traits of the Scorpio stereotype apply to you?

19.    What film genres are your favourite?

20.    (quickly pretending I haven't seen your Spotify before) what genres of music do you like?

21.    Top 5 favourite Romanian stores (as in "can only be found in Romania")

22.    Would you travel to Liverpool with me, even if another friend of you offered to go to Liverpool with her? (iT' s nOT jEaLoUSy I swearrrr)

23.    What do you miss about Rome?

24.    Do you ever want to improve your Italian again?

25.    Favourite cocktail? (can be more than one, cuz let's face it we both love booze)

26.    If you were to swim with dolphins and they would 'jump' on you, would you allow them?

27.    Favourite fancy /expensive car brand?

28.    Favourite regular car brand?

29.    Top 10 favourite Brăila moments?

30.    What's your opinion on lavender?

31.    Would you listen to the Beatles if it wasn't for me?

32.    Top 3 of favourite scorp jokes I've told you so far?
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33.    While we're at it, top 3 of favourite Scouse/Liverpool jokes I've told you?
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34.    How would you describe your looks? (not to me, but in general)

35.    How would you describe your personality?

36.    Why did you ditch Hufflepuff and become a Slytherin? (the answer is probably 'cuz slytherin suits Scorpios more uwu' but let's face it, deep down every Scorpio is a Hufflepuff heh)

37.    Describe your house back in Liverpool (not the titanic memorial but ur actual house x3)

38.    Make a top 5 of Alex breakdowns
E.g.
1. Crying over a plastic bag
2. When he refused to become 30-
THIS ONE WAS ACTUALLY A JOKE DON'T TELL UR BRO hehe

39.    To which one of the 6 MLP main characters do you relate the most and why?

40.    Would you ever wear more floral prints, even though it doesn't match the black Scorpio style, therefore breaking a rule of the 'scorputation'?

41.    OK, I'll give you one genshin question:
So imagine the following: all the genshin guys you simp manifest for are standing in front of you. You can only save one, which one will you pick?

42.    Do you make wishes upon stars or using a dandelion puff?

43.    Will you continue to study Dutch?

44.    Since you claim you're not a Christian....what do you think of paganism?

45.    Would you ever go to a Paul McCartney concert if you had the chance and money?

46.    Is it OK that I associate you with clouds (thanks to your nickname) (I'll be the sun heh)?

(I just realised this question makes it seems like I chase you away, since clouds often make room for the sun oops haha)

47.    What did 2019 Alyssa do wrong ;w;?   

a boii worth manifesting for

 

she was literally simping for these fake men after getting from hospital instead of resting, still doesn't want to admit she's a simp lmao
must.impress.dem.boiis

here we go

Zhongli
- wanted to be left alone, but gets forced to come home
- "all Capricorns are loners" stereotype confirmed
- looks kinda depressed
- honestly, I'd be depressed too if my parents gave me such a dumb sounding name lol
- that name is probably why he ran away in the first place

Scaramouche
- okay, so we're not going to discuss the fact that his name sounds like chocomousse?
- looks like the 'sassy wise ass nerd' stereotype you sometimes see in highschool films
- his hair looks like his mom put a bowl over his head and cut it
- since no one else will say it, I will do so: he looks like the purple haired anime version of Coconut Head from Ned's declassified school survival guide

I see no difference
- good things about him: purple hair, thunder powers and bohemian rhapsody memes
- clearly has a complex about his height that he projects at others

Xiao
- Alyssa will call me a liar but let's face it, the only reason her scorp ass simps I mean manifests for him is cuz he's a demon
- could easily be mistaken for a girl
- would make a great crossdresser
- has probably heard way to many puns about his name when people said goodbye
- probably a cinnamon roll despite being a demon ( = just like every scorpio you'll ever encounter)

Kaeya
- perfection
- if you ignore the fact that he harasses people in pubs at night then he's perfect
- oh and ignore his alcohol addiction
- a bicon 💗💜💙✨
- a knight in shining armour heh
- supports all pubs I mean businesses in mondtstad what a generous soul uwu
- probably spills tea about dulac when drunk
- it's always happy hour somewhere in Teyvat amiright

for u

 Physical

⦁    sparkly eyes
⦁    soft looking hair that kind of bounces at the ends
⦁    fair skin
⦁    your nose (I know you won't believe me, but it suits your face. fight me. but remember that bulls can trample lil scorpions during a battle  uwu)
⦁    nice hands, look refined (not sure that's the word I'm looking for, but they do look elegant)
⦁    soft looking eyes, yet determined
⦁    good built, not too small but not too tall either
⦁    actually when you think of it you're a good mix of both Romanian and Scouse features: olive skin yet pale (that's a good thing, yes), blue eyes yet a rather Romanian eye shape (don't ask me why but I can often recognise Romanians by looking at their faces)
⦁    good taste in clothing
⦁    great figure, by that I mean many girls would be jealous
⦁    your hips aren't too big, even though you once claimed they were
⦁    almond shaped eyes
⦁    overall a soft look, soft eye colour soft eyes and soft skin tone (yes I keep using 'soft' cuz dem scorps hate hearing it, hahahah)

 

Mental/Emotional 

⦁    empath
⦁    a good soul  (not a vILLaIN, like you claim ;) )
⦁    probably a bit too good sometimes, make sure people don't take advantage of you
⦁    soft
⦁    you may think that you saying random, weird things makes you creepy or a weirdo or whatever, but lemme tell a secret: people like that, people tend to like these kind of people and find them funny
that's how I made most of my friends lol, just rant and say random shit  :')
⦁    intelligent
⦁    caring
⦁    probably care more about others than about yourself at times :c
⦁    good moral (when you defended your mum and helped her last Summer)
⦁    excitable, which is a good thing cuz let's be honest it is more fun to listen to someone who's passionate about something than listening to someone who sounds bored, right
⦁    you see beauty in the small things
⦁    you accepted moving into braila even though the city is, literally, trash lol
⦁    you can adapt to new situations (lived in 3 different places, eg: learnt Italian even though it's not your native language)
⦁    friendly
⦁    outgoing
⦁    prone to learn (the key is to continue hehe)
⦁    managed to handle stressful situations no matter how bad (and you will continue to do so in the future)
⦁    you're willing to work on yourself and improve if necessary

for the "culture" and some spam

 I am always interested in researching Romania culture, today I studied the cuisine. Time for Tuica

 

time to test it

testing if I'm into alcoholism just like my fellow scousers

jk I just had one glass

some spam btw, from Antwerp mostly

yes, I bought donuts cuz they're purple owo
(really yummy, btw)

Kaya? Kae...ya?

Kaeya is best genshin boii don't listen to aly's simping about ciao or scared mousse   :c

simping for Liverpool

Scaws is a laifstail it's my laifstail

welcome to 'Belgian weather for starters'
today we're starting with a classic aka rain

Leuven will always be the best city, but I still love Antwerpen

so this is my favourite prank to pull with my friend

I call it
'how long before she realises she's walking all by herself'

she said she doesn't trust me anymore and glared at me every time me and the dog stopped for a few seconds   owo

It's not easy being old

 today, at 11:15AM, yours truly became even older (help, I need somebody)

and to all you young kids, lemme just tell you, aging is all fun and games....until you get older than 25  ;D   -cries-

 

am I forgetful cuz I'm getting old or cuz of adhd? guess we'll never know  °v°
but that's ok, cuz I can always count on FB

in case I forgot lol

May 1st
already got my first bday present yesterday (wait, are you allowed to accept presents when it's not your bday yet?)

 love how scorp the bottle looks hehe

hung out w friends and got tipsy

 

pretty sunset tunnel owo

May 2nd

spent a lot of time alone (loner, haha). but I enjoyed some quiet time ^^

 

bday outfit, nothing special

I really hope this is the year I get my own big mirror, I'm tired of trying to take mirror selfies in our bathroom XD

then me and mum got some cake

douchebag won't get mentioned since he thinks it's fun to mock me on my bday. one day I'll celebrate my bday with toxic people can't wait

I hate this picture but I need at least one pic of me and cake

 

mum took a picture of sensory overload thanks, mum lol

at least my hair looks nice haha

drank my rum cola, bought it yesterday haha
(and a random selfie)

my gifts:

fooooooooooooood
(Paul eat ur heart out )

booze, lol

oh, and a candle

Aly said she might have a present for me hehe can't wait

the only thing left for me to do is age do my birthday wish tonight woop woop