Scouse memes~

 this is just a bunch of random memes I came up with, I guess the main theme is scousers

 

me and Aly in the witch house:
the moon is right
the spirtis up
we're here tonight
and that's enou-
cludi's mum: there you are! I've been looking for u all over Bracla
me and Aly: o shit o shit
me and Aly:
WEEEEE'RE UH SIMPLYYY HAAAVIN A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
-random dancing-

cludi's mum:   .........
cludi's mum: ..... it's Easter season, though
BONUS:
me and Aly being exposed to daylight after sitting in this dark garden shed witch house all day:

 

 

this meme will be dedicated to scouse ....uh ....culture? if you can call it that

 Paul introduces his friend to John, circa late 50s

John: what's his name?
Paul: George =w=

my fav scouser to post about

OTHER GEHRLS VS. CLUDI

what happens in the dolphin paradise stays in the dolphin paradise :)))

and then there's the classic period of time when she disappears around 10pm - midnight-ish. "I was fa-NAPPIIIIIING"

 

the year is 2030, we're celebrating Aly's 30th birthday
I probably live in Aly's house by now, the best part is that her mum allows it and gives me brownies =w=

me: I found the perfect gift, it's what you always wanted

cludi: why tf would you give me a plush
cludi: I'm a tough scorp^tm I don't need plushes ò-ó
me: is that why u cried in the mall last week cuz they didn't have dolphin plushes?
cludi's mum: where are you going
cludi: to my room
cludi: -scorp voice-  y'all just st00pid
not much later~

Aly goes to Liverpool~ chapter 3

 just a quick update

teaching the villagers some hoemanian

they learn romanian 10.000 faster than Aly learns "buch"

only looooowkey a tiny bit jealous I'm not her best friend in this game, it's a squirrel lol

yep, still has a reputation

scousers: I didn't even drink that much booze
also scousers on their way home:

Egbert is still running for "most (mentally) scouse villager of Liverp'l"

when ur friend is talking to you but you're zooning out cuz you're thinking of mici delfini again hehe

cute fireworks evening aesthetics

Egbert stop ignoring my kewl thingy

(this reminds me of these sparkling things they gave me on New Year's Eve when I was little ;w; )

(ignore the dates, the game is currently set in September 2020 lol)

^^^^^^

house update

trying to look for cute outfits ^^

dedicated one room to Aly's true passion and one dream: sleeping with dolphi-

I MEAN HER PASSION IS TOTALLYY COMPUTERS

Happy Birthda-

 My blog will say November 6th, but this was posted around midnight Romanian time so ignore thaaaat

woah damn

sorry I couldn't finish the title of the blog post cuz as I was typing I heard some angry scorp yelling things in the background ;w;   I-I'm scared

Have to admit it's not my greatest drawing, but I tried ^^; besides Cludi will lie and say it's great to save my feelings lol. but turns out I didn't draw anything last year ;; so I'm glad I at least tried to do something

Just like most of my Alyssa drawings there's a theme.

It's called
Scorpios being angry at us cuz we call 'em softies, they give us glares while holding their tears in on tight to their plu- uh n-not that they own a plush!!!!

so here we have

flustered Aly with her plush (that she'll hopefully own soon  ........... n-not that she cares about plushes, nopeee) 

 still can't get the haircolour right   ^^;

 

every time her mum asks what she wants for her birthday she secretly thinks of Hannah Montana merchandise or dolphin stuff but ends up saying '........uh computer stuff, something for regular 20 years old then laughs awkwardly and is all flustered  

Experiment + I'm bad at painting

 So it initially started with me painting to distract myself, but I turned it into an experiment....well, actually Alyssa did by being herself again x3

So I started by showing the sketch 

Did Alyssa recognize it? Ofcourse she didn't lol

(awful quality)

Brăila? Nope, but also grey and known for its common ppl and booze 

Venice? They wish

So, I decided to go with Romania. Guess the place in Romania

I thought the that the more I'd finish this, the more she might realise that it's not Romania AT ALL haha. It's in the very west of Romania, more like veryyyy west from Romania  (northwest)

  

Expectation vs reality

Reality is often disappointing 

What we've learnt today isn't surprising:

-I'm that bad at painting that alyssa won't recognize what I'm painting

-Alyssa never recognizes her home (but still luuuuves it vewiii much uwu) 

Just an average day in the trash

 I apologise for bad Romanian and being too lazy to use accents

 Ah yes, Braila. a magical place. That magcial that some maps of Romania refuse to show it ....or that magicaaal that most tourist guides won't even write about it when talking about the Muntenia region

No worries, no worries!
Those are just meanies who can't appreciate some nicely placed trash, donkeys and a city centre with ...uh...umbrellas and a carrefour market (who doesn't love carrefour???)

So I decided to dedicate a blog post to Bracla Braila  :3

a short history of how the city was found:
Once upon a time there was the capital of Romania, Bucharest. They already had a bad reputation, so they had to make sure their capital looked immaculate and fancy.
But oh no wait, what to do with all the trash? All the rubbish?
Well, luckily, there was an empty spot northeast from the capital, approximately 200 km away. It was once a beautiful fairytale land with beautiful nature. Where the donkeys lived peacefully.
This all changed when Bucharest decided to use the place as their dump. After several years, it became a place full of trash. Some Romanians thought to themselves "Casa mea de vis este facuta din gunoi" (in the category: you can find an audience for all kinds of things)
And so the dump turned into a community, where Romanians and eventually the former donkeys lived in harmony
Bucharest felt low-key guilty so they decided to give them the title of oras uwu

So what does this wonderful place has to offer:

- Carrefour market
- bonus: more than one Carrefour market
- donkeys
- a street with umbrellas
- idk why they're there either, but lots of cities use them as decorations these days
- THE CLOCK
- a mall. its symbol is a butterfly
- which, ahaha, is kinda ironic when you think of it. Not sure butterflies would wanna come to Braila with all the smelly trash, but ok
- Cludi the dolphin whisperer    :D
- The famous Witch house (undeeee este ;; )
- that one fishy park with the weird tower
- Romanians standing on their roof???
- lots of pink houses 

 

vreshte pleshta numa numa yay starts playing in background

 

the lucky few

no offense but Galati does have a Claire's
buuut they don't have a blue clock, hah they lack so much culture

 

 

Best friend questionnaire

 Made to distract Cludi (since she's always thinking of dem dolphins)

 

- Disney princess you relate the most to and why?

 

- What's your half-birthday and what is its zodiac sign?

 

- Favourite holiday?

 

- Favourite place in Liverpool?

 

- Do you believe in the illuminati?

 

- Favourite ghost type pokemon?

 

- Favourite place in Galar?

 

- Favourite Romanian word?

 

- Favourite cocktail?  (melon wine isn't a cocktail, it's wine, btw)

 

 - Favourite Halloween film?

 

- Favourite Christmas film?

 

- Favourite city district of Braila?

 

- Favourite Frozen character? 

the memes continue

When pulling a prank, you look for easy victims ...you pick the ones that are kinda slow, need time to think about your joke, those who take sarcasm and other humour seriously

- looks in the direction of Liverpool -

easy victims indeed

However, a tiny problem occured: I can no longer mock Paul

there goes the entire purpose of blog ...      .___.

good luck trying to stop me tho

Let me explain this situation with the use of the following meme:

me: -tells innocent Paul joke-

alyssa: 

me:   .___.

--------

sooo, since I can't mock Paul I have to pick another scouser easy victim:

let's see a certain paul fangirl, maybe?

1. that one time in English class

2.

aly: woah, I'm laich the biggest pol fangirl

aly: nobody be more fangirling than me

aly: thinking about paul always makes me feel excited

aly:

also aly:

huh paul is ... cute beatle huh what r u sayinggg

3.

aly: so Galati is about a 22 hour drive away from here

aly: that's long, damn 

aly's mum: .....

aly's mum: is this my punishment for drinking one glass of vodka during pregnancy?

4. how to make ur friend leave the chat in 5 seconds or less

me: sooo, when we gonna have another scouse  test

(don't mock people who can't scouse, it has  difficult words like 'buch' k   ;w; )

~Best moments of teenage Aly: a tribute~

 Soon, very soon intense season Scorpio season will be here and therefore also one of my favourite days: November 7th

Cludi is leaving her teenage years behind, so I had to do a tribute ofcourse...

....is this an excuse for me to dive into the good old Skype conversations? yes. ofcourse not!!

(these are mostly in chronological order)

LET'S ENJOY ALYSSA'S LOGIC

1. troubles in OTV5EVA paradise, the usual. there are approximately 10.000 blog posts about this

2. throwback to random calls where Alyssa enjoyed paint a bit too much. (I actually loved those calls owo)

3. leaves grey place with drunk common people, eventually ends up in grey place with drunk common people...what an improvement lol

4. Never forget the Roman bedroom

5. teenage cludi looking in the mirror be laich

6. being a lil tsun X3

7. becoming less tsun......wait wait, battlez? so she's attracted to all of them? :0

8. "Scouse ain't normal English"

     think about those words next time u cry about ur beloved accent, Aly ;)

9. "not too much though"

     and in the meantime it's been 3 years since she ditched it.

     buch is so hard to pronounce, right?  ;(

10. "what happens in the kingdom of isolation stays in the kingdom of isolation!!!"

still pretty much the same, except that Paul got replaced by dolphins

11. dementia got confirmed

12. this one's called "casually mentioning you're into bestiality"

February 9th, 2016....never forget

thanks for the info, cludi.....I guess?

13. back when she still actually wanted Paul lol

14. after all those years I still don't know what this means......

15. "conversations Alyssa claims never happened"

see? some scorpios do "open up" rather quickly to people hahahaha

16. Cludi starts to get more and more comfortable with the concept of bestiality

17. "dragoste este magică"

        aka cludi drooling over dolphins

 

 

 

18. she loves him that much that her love makes her forgetful?

 

19. pranking done right

Alyssa:

also Alyssa:

20. Alyssa trying to ditch her "beloved" Liverpool for London

21.  WORST. BETRAYAL. EVER

 

22.every now and then Alyssa cares for Paul

 

23. scouse stereotypes confirmed by Aly