maandag 2 november 2020

Just an average day in the trash

 I apologise for bad Romanian and being too lazy to use accents

 Ah yes, Braila. a magical place. That magcial that some maps of Romania refuse to show it ....or that magicaaal that most tourist guides won't even write about it when talking about the Muntenia region

No worries, no worries!
Those are just meanies who can't appreciate some nicely placed trash, donkeys and a city centre with ...uh...umbrellas and a carrefour market (who doesn't love carrefour???)


So I decided to dedicate a blog post to Bracla Braila  :3

a short history of how the city was found:
Once upon a time there was the capital of Romania, Bucharest. They already had a bad reputation, so they had to make sure their capital looked immaculate and fancy.
But oh no wait, what to do with all the trash? All the rubbish?
Well, luckily, there was an empty spot northeast from the capital, approximately 200 km away. It was once a beautiful fairytale land with beautiful nature. Where the donkeys lived peacefully.
This all changed when Bucharest decided to use the place as their dump. After several years, it became a place full of trash. Some Romanians thought to themselves "Casa mea de vis este facuta din gunoi" (in the category: you can find an audience for all kinds of things)
And so the dump turned into a community, where Romanians and eventually the former donkeys lived in harmony
Bucharest felt low-key guilty so they decided to give them the title of oras uwu


So what does this wonderful place has to offer:

- Carrefour market
- bonus: more than one Carrefour market
- donkeys
- a street with umbrellas
- idk why they're there either, but lots of cities use them as decorations these days
-
THE CLOCK
- a mall. its symbol is a butterfly
- which, ahaha, is kinda ironic when you think of it. Not sure butterflies would wanna come to Braila with all the smelly trash, but ok
- Cludi the dolphin whisperer    :D
- The famous Witch house (undeeee este ;; )
- that one fishy park with the weird tower
- Romanians standing on their roof???
- lots of pink houses 

 

vreshte pleshta numa numa yay starts playing in background

Brăilenii on suicide watch : Romania

 

the lucky few

Doar in Braila | Facebook


no offense but Galati does have a Claire's
buuut they don't have a blue clock, hah they lack so much culture

not sure if galati or braila - Not sure if troll | Meme Generator 

 

Meme Creator - Funny Iesim undeva diseara? Suntem in braila Meme Generator  at MemeCreator.org!


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