Curious Harbour City Trivia~

Name: Liverpool (or Lehverpoohl, for ya real Scousers out there so Alyssa, you can ignore this haha )
Also known as: Cheapster City, That One Weird Place Everyone Avoids
How old is it: circa 1190
This makes Liverpool 829 years old, which is about the same age as Sir Paul McCartney
Why was it found: A bunch of weird English people (presumably the first Scousers ever) saw this lil muddy puddle and said to themselves:
"Ah yes, such beautiful dirt! I am so very obsessed with this lil puddle that I even feel like creating an entire society around it!"
And that's how DirtyPuddl-, my apologies, Liuerpul was found
Original name: Liuerpul
Then they made it awkward: and changed it to Liver and a pool, lol
Notable history:
- well, not much tbh
- for some time they had pirates (since it's a harbour city, y'know)
- living da pirate life, making love to the gehrls, drinking etc
- the drinking part hasn't really changed lol
- it was during this time that a bunch of Welsh and Irish pirates settled in the city (therefore a lot of Scousers have Irish and/or Welsh blood)
- the Scouse accent is basically the lovechild of the Welsh and Irish accent
- now remember, kids;
- never combine Welsh and Irish to make a new accent, ya see what happens :0
- basically the highlight of Liverpudlian history is ofcourse:
- THE BEATLES
- BEATLES ARE LOVE,
- BEATLES ARE LIF- 
- OH WAIT NO, WHAT ARE THEY DOING???
- aww they split up, nooooooo
- endless no's ;;^;;
- Liverpool and its people never recovered from the break up of their lovely band
- some people say their weird behaviour was influenced by this (Scouse brow, love for track suits, aka today's Scouse "culture" )
- Liverpool got turned into one big open air Beatles museum

Trivia:
- The city's not actually named after a liver and a pool
- The have this creepy park named Strawberry Fields
- JD sports loves this city, because all Scousers buy their sports wear (money, moneyy, moneyyy)
- I guess you could say their mascott is John Lennon since there are several statues of him to be found and he even has an airport named after him