To calm the fangirls

So my friend asked my why I dislike Paul. Well, actually she asked :
Why why whyy why do I dislike Paul?
(you know, in normal English you'd only use 'why' once, but scousers and English language is always a tricky combination c: )

Why? I have my personal reasons :
- it's Paul (ok, that's actually not personal that's a fact BUT STILL)
- he's scouse (oh wait... Fact)
- he didn't play yellow submarine last time I attended his concert
- he's a gemini (lol, and I do like all other geminis so this one makes zero sense)
- I refuse to admit he's my role model so I mock him inste-
- I mean...
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- heh
- fuck I messed up
- ...
- >___>
- Okay thIs BlOg post has now officially ended byebye - runs-