The many phases of the OTP5EVA~

There are some who fell in love with John Lennon, aka the actual cute Beatle, when they were only 8 years old and keep loving him
... And then there are some who fall in love with the weird & suspicious Beatle and who have more trouble accepting this:

Let's look at the progress over the past few years
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1.
Alyssa: Hah, f*ck you, Beatles
Alyssa: ...
Alyssa: Oh wait they're from Liverpool, aren't they ... oops
(she actually said that, rippp)

2.
Alyssa: Paul McCartney?
Alyssa: Who tf is Paul Macurney???

3.
me: -shows Beatles pictures-
me: this guy
Alyssa:

Alyssa: Dam-

Alyssa: DECENT, I mean ye looks decent

4.
me: you like Paul, don't ya?
Alyssa: PLs, ah dun even laik Pole
(actually said that, too)

5.

6.

Alyssa: wait, so this Paul u speakin' of ... he's no longer 23?
me: nope ...
-later-
Alyssa: -looks up Paul McCartney + current year on Google Images-
Alyssa: I see, he's old now
Alyssa:
Alyssa:
Alyssa: WHY THE FCK AM I ATTRACTED TO THIS???

7
me: I've rediscovered my love for glitter °v°
Alyssa: I discovered my love for older men  °v°
me: tf, aren't you like 16?
Alyssa:

8.

me: I'm really convinced you're in love with Paul, haha
Alyssa:  -tears paul poster off wall-
Alyssa: -eats paul picture she was holding-
Alyssa: -throws laptop with browse history out of window-
Alyssa: BUT CAN YOU PROVE IT?!  e__e

9.

Alyssa: the starts look pretty tonight
Alyssa: but you know who else looks pretty?
boyfriend: -smiles-  w-who?
Alyssa: Paul McCartney dang-
Alyssa:

Alyssa: 

boyfriend:
Alyssa:

boyfriend:
Alyssa: shit I messed up

10.

Alyssa: it's a fine evening to do something useful
Alyssa: -opens Google Images w old Paul pics-
Alyssa: 

Alyssa'm mum: Alyssa, dinner's read-
Alyssa's mum: WHAT.THE.HECK?!?
Alyssa: 

(^^^^^^ if this one hasn't happened irl yet, than it will happen in the future :3 )

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there might one day be a part two (?)

made this blog post, cuz my friend ain't gay

oh no she ain't

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The kind of guys I'd expect her to be into:
-emo guys
-goth guys
-dark hair
-light eye colour
-etc

The kind of guy she's actually into:

- WeLL AT LEAST HE HAS THE DARK HAIr right?

Oh, and also:

-insert aroused dolphin sounds here-

Newest cludi conspiracy theories~

we all love a good conspiracy theory, no? And it's been a while since I've shared some with you. So today I introduce you to the two newest ones

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Theory nr. 1: she's a gold digger
well, this one may seem out of the blue BUT
let me get this straight:
as long as Paul's young and handsome she shows all her affection:
'OmG SOOO KEwT laik woah'

BUT PLOT TWIST:
not the same affection goes to old Paul
-she be ignoring the video of (old) Paul I sent
-she also be ignoring the picture of (old) Paul I sent, so I eventually deleted it
- she doesn't even follow him on insta ;w; how saaad
   (and I checked her insta a second time)

now that he's old, he's only good for ... his money??? -sniff-
in conclusion:
Alyssa loves old Paul as much as she loves the scouse accent
=
she pretends to like it, but ...      ;)
Theory nr. 2: Alyssa doesn't love Paul, cuz she gay

Well, this one doesn't really need an explanation. Pretty much anyone in this world knows Alyssa's gay
... the only person who doesn't know this is ... Alyssa (hey, I'm not saying she's slow-minded, but stiiiiill)

let me put this in a simple way

Alyssa talking 'bout boys:
'Yeah, he's cute I guess'
vs.
Alyssa talking about girls:
'ogm, madu! and there's laik this girl who's totaaally obessed with me and keeps following me like ... well, I actually like it that she keeps following me heh BuT SHe CAn'T KNoW OKay??? and I spend time with her laik all the time and we hold hands and stuff but like no homo lol! and she's pretty cute! she told me that she likes scousers, omg I wonder what this means? hey it's nothing gay right hehe RIGHT??'



BUT HEY, I can't mention because
"I am totally imagining she's gay"
just like I am totally imagining she's scouse ...

In conclusion:
I've seen a lot of Paul x John, so I know a gay scouser when I see one
e___e

How to cringe in Romanian - a guideline

MEANWHILE ON DUOLINGO
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Okay, let's start by saying that my mind cannot handle the word ziar. everytime I hear it I get instant confused

femeie/fete, I never know which one's girls and which one's women lol

wtf, 'beau' is FRENCH, huh WRONG LANGUAGE

the spelling may look kinda tricky but lemme say that it's pronounced

'EWW BAWW!'

MEUEUEUUHNUUHNCEUUUUEUUH

(beautiful, really)

I literally don't know the endings of nouns, because there's:

-ul

-ea

-le

-ii

- dragostea din tei

- alo

- salut

- sunt eu, un haiduc

- e/re (?)

ahahah

they SCREAM ahahha

seems perfectly fine 

yeah, we are am are laik be is to be are etc (sounds like scouse grammar)

YE OK BUT
can we acknowledge the fact that I typed almost everything correctly
even most accents????
I'M SHOOK

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS CAPABLE OF SPELLING DOUă

I hear zero differences between carte and cartea but ok

....

well ... it's something, no?  =__=

To calm the fangirls

So my friend asked my why I dislike Paul. Well, actually she asked :
Why why whyy why do I dislike Paul?
(you know, in normal English you'd only use 'why' once, but scousers and English language is always a tricky combination c: )

Why? I have my personal reasons :
- it's Paul (ok, that's actually not personal that's a fact BUT STILL)
- he's scouse (oh wait... Fact)
- he didn't play yellow submarine last time I attended his concert
- he's a gemini (lol, and I do like all other geminis so this one makes zero sense)
- I refuse to admit he's my role model so I mock him inste-
- I mean...
-
- heh
- fuck I messed up
- ...
- >___>
- Okay thIs BlOg post has now officially ended byebye - runs-

ogm

When madu calls you "scouse", but you clearly identify as a hoe(manian)

(always fun to insult ppl w words they don't understand)

Miitopia - part VI - first finale

Long blog post is long

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Things are heating up as Madu -the one true hero ofc- is on a quest to save her fwiends

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laik, I'm nut even surprised anymore :/

Okay, off we (me, sniff) go

 existential crisis

 saddest team ever

 da fuck

 sage Johnnyyyyy

 YAS FINALLY

proof my character is really into Johnny:

a summary

yaaay, my sonnn ;w;

I was hoping to let someone else be responsible instead of me ...

Roro and his love for girly weapons:
another summary
(the fact that he's wearing a pink dress isn't helping either)

 

a dog?

maybe it's paul?

looks like some of us are ... "experimenting" hmm

At this point they were only 3 people left to rescue:
Paul, Johnny & Ehlesseh
SO WAIT
WE HAVE TO RISK OUR LIVES FOR A BUNCH OF SCOUSERS :ccc

 JOHNNY'S BACK

her memory's still the same as usual

 yep, nothing changed

hoemanian bonding

when your fellow hoemanian shows a bit too much of their scouse side

I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE WEAPON to defeat the villains:
insane scousers

that one time when she smiled

more hoemanian bonding

the biggest hoe was saved for last

Ehlesseh not fighting in the middle of battles:
a summary

 I already regret this

sometimes these games teach us some music history:

this time:

the split up of the Beatles

 finaallyyyyy

turns out Ricky's a hipster dude

Johnnyyyyyyyyy my lov-  I mean

 uh oh

 nooOooo0ooo  ;-;

 LMAO, best part  

to end this blog post:

THE LOVESTORY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

 their love is ... on fire (?)

well, this adventure ain't over until we've saved my sage Johnny ;;;w;;;

so more mittopia blog posts to come!!