code orange

update:
It was 5:52PM in the U.K.
Alyssa has now forgotten what Liverpool stands for or what it refers to
Then again, we must look at the bright side: having no functioning brain whatsoever makes her even more scouse hooray

we have a code orange situation going on!
(code red means Paul dies, but we all know that man is immortal so no code red)

Something happened to his account: first no posts, now only 3. the older ones disappeared :'(

here's proof paul is still a lil shit after all this time:

Unlike SOME PEOPLE, Paul still remembers Liverpool, here are some weird pics of him in Liverpool, since he was there yesterday:

group pic
'come at me, bruh'

I like how both the irl version and the statue version have the same dumb expression

 looking down at the peasants

playing the air guitar

OH NO HE'S RIDING HIS IMAGINARY HORSE AGAIN

paul is laik so much hipster

not that he knows how cellphones work but k

about to hear a 'back in my days' story

 luckily people of Liverpool don't like Paul

 being a scouse hipster, part 2

he kept playing air guitar so they gave him a real one instead