Let's learn Liverpudlian~

welcome to lesson number four of 'teh pehculiehr laifstail uf Lehverputliehns'

before we start this lesson, we have two announcements to make:
-After years of despair and mourning about John Lennon, Liverpool has now a new Kwin (read: queen)
Kwin Cludi uf Lehverpowl teh ferst

-Also, we will probably have to hide ourselves soon since the city of Liverpool probably discovered this blog and shit's about to get real. They will perform their illuminati on anyone who reveals information about their city, derpy-ness and lifestyle D: D: D:

back to the lesson!

You probably really want to visit Liverpool after you've learnt so much about this peculiar, yet interesting culture.
and, true, there are lots of fun things to do in Liverpool like:
-visting moments
-taking selfies in Liverpool and making Cludi jealous of being in HER city (she's the Kwin after all)
-asking local Liverpudlians if they remember John Lennon/George Harrison passing away and seeing how they crawl into a corner a yell 'GooooOOOoo awaaaaay ;---; ' at you, while throwing stones
-going into a Beatles store and saying 'hmmm, the Beatles....not my cup of tea'
(RIP John and George)
(And George, your twin sister Cludi still thinks about you ;---; )

and those are just a few suggestions

BUT if you want to visit Liverpool, you have to keep in mind that they don't speak English, although located in England.
Liverpudlian or Scouse has become a language on its own, no longer comparable to English
WHY? you may wonder (or maybe not, but we will tell you anyway)

To understand how Liverpudlian English became a language on its own, we must look at the history of Liverpool:
The important history of Liverpool starts around 1960, when four jolly Liverpudlian boys named John, Paul (also called LehverPawl by his future wife ;D ), Ringo and George decided to form a band. little did Liverpool and its people know their future lives would be all about these four.
Sadly they broke up in 1970, causing the Liverpudlians to be very shocked. The shock remained but things got better.
Until 1980, when dear John Lennon died ;----; This was another big shock for the Liverpudlians, but this time, things got real bad.
Because of this, the entire population of Liverpool had a breakdawn. one of the features of this breakdown was that they couldn't speak English anymore.
Their English got so very influenced by mumbling and random EH sounds and THAT'S HOW THE SCOUSE ACCENT WAS BORN :D

some examples of Scouse:

WHAT LIVERPUDLIANS SAY	WHAT THEY MEAN IN ENGLISH
madu PLS	madu, I know you’re right. But I’m a teenager and I have to act cool and think about my reputation, so I can’t tell you you’re right.
Ofcourse I don’t have pictures of Paul on my laptop	Oh nooo Oh god no, SHE KNOWS! Quick, remove all pictures! Shet I forgot where I saved them, where’s that secret file..shit shit shit nooo no no
U wot m8	What did you say OR What is your problem?
Jooohn, cry Jawwn no wai shjhjghbhbjgghfvgg	John, why did you leave us?! Come back John, please –cries-
Fabiulehs fowr	The Beatles
Ofcourse Paul isn’t my boyfriend	Ofcourse I love him, but I can’t tell madu. Also: would people notice the age difference between us? hmmm
I am the walrus gugu gajoob	(sadly, no one knows what John Lennon meant when he wrote this ._____.)
matey	friend
fegit	Common title for a person born and raised in Liverpool

EXTRA: An impossible lovestory between two Liverpudlians, part three :D

  Pawl be like: oh okay ;-------;

Ringo: Pawl, ah tink ya just got rejected by your waifu
Paul: D: -about to cry-
Paul: shut up, Ringo -playing it cool- no big deal, t-there's something in my eye, that's all ;---;

         despite the rejection of his waifu, he still luvs her (probably also 'cause he's old and easily forgets things XD )


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