Feliz Madu

zondag 30 oktober 2016

Kwin - new design

I should have made this a long time ago, but here it is: the new design for teh Kwin uf Lehverpowl.

(It's not finished yet)

The rules of this royal outfit/look:
-always maintain the death stare (the serious look represents the opposite of the Lehverputliehn laifstail)
-the 'V' on the outfit stands for Valentina but also Vintage (as in vintage men)
-the crown (has to be small and silver) is never worn on the middle of the head and always placed askew (because wearing it in a normal way is too mainstream)
-no gloves, but OGM ppl might discover she likes Frozen (so not done when you're a teenager)
-3/4 sleeves
-the skirt part is wider (like the dresses you see in those 18th and 19th century paintings, okay, maybe not THAT wide but still wider than the top
-on the crown there's a small diamond (yet to be drawn) which represents the souls of Blackpudlians ~~and Paul that's stuck in his closet~~

zaterdag 29 oktober 2016

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(I can't think of a title)

Since Halloween is near, I decided to do a blog post about Beatles wearing costumes. 'Cause for Scousers, it doesn't have to be Halloween, to dress up, as demonstrated by the Beatles.

THE proof that Scousers are witches

and the proof that John was witch numero uno

and this very random photoshoot lol k

Somebody looked very happy XD
Paul's inner puppy is having an identity crisis. A puppy dressed up as a cat? Huh what

lol idk 'behind the scenes'

idk what's going on here, but they all look very happy
and isn't that what's most important for those who are living teh Lehverputliehn laifstail? Beatles being happy?
'If Battles r heppi sow ehs mi'

Okay, I have no idea what the theme of this photoshoot is
I'm guessing three musketeers?
Plus Paul as errand-boy?

the famous album cover

Yeah, I don't know what's going on either...

I did find this:

So, basically, Paul pretended he didn't know the bus would leave and now Ringo's trapped
poor Ringo can't escape the gayness ;D

If you think you've already seen the scariest picture of John Lennon, think again!
well...at least Yoko loves him...even in drag XD

They kinda remind me of the guy from Mary Poppins

donderdag 6 oktober 2016

Maduuu has a plan!

It's 2AM and I'm still hyperactive which means IT'S TIME FOR A BLOG POST YAAAY

Okay, so me and my Italian friend Paola have our anniversary (friendship anniversary, just to be clear XD) in December. This year we'll celebrate 9 years of friendship ~~is magic~~ which is great but next year
IT'LL BE TEN YEARS, THAT'S LIKE A DECADE D:

So, I was sitting in Italian class and suddenly it hit me (and no, it's not like I wasn't paying attention because it was during the break!)

SO HERE'S THE PLAN:
IN DECEMBER 2017, WE'LL:
-GO TO THIS PLACE CALLED 'LANDESMUSEUM SCHLOSS TIROL' (which is a typical Italian name XDD, I know) which is a castle in South Tyrol. I've been there when I was on a school trip/school holiday to Mühlwald also known as Selva dei Molini
-WHEN I WENT THERE IT WAS EVENING AND WINTER SO WE'LL DO THE SAME :D
-WHY? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD SOMEBODY SAY GHOST MAY WONDER THERE AND PAWLA WAS RAISED IN AN ENVIRONMENT WITH MANY GHOSTS, SO AH THE MEMORIES TO THE TIMES IN VENICE
-WE'LL HAVE LIMONCELLO AS A DRINK
- AND AND AAAAAND TODAY SOMEONE IN ITALIAN CLASS TOLD ME TIRAMISÙ WITH LIMONCELLO EXISTS SO WE'LL EAT THAT

I love Limoncello (man, that stuff got me so drunk back in Sorrento XD ah, good times. advice: never drink a bottle of Limoncello all at once!) and I love tiramisù so these two combined create perfection

Paola can create the limoncello, I trust her
I won't cook, I barely know how to boil water (this one time I tried to cook potatoes and I had to go and ask my sis how to boil it ;w;) so don't count on me XD

that's all

vrijdag 30 september 2016

Sad Italian stories~

1. Homeless Ravioli
As we all know most pastas have an Italian city or town they can call 'home'. It's the place where they were first created, where they got loved by the local Italians and those Italians made them so popular that they became famous all over the country.
It's sounds so perfect, yet not every pasta got this chance. This chance of having it's very own home. Because you see, even in the world of pastas there are orphans.
When you look up 'Ravioli' on wikipedia it says 'origin: Italy (north or central Italy)'. In the meantime this orphan got adopted by many regions. That many regions that nowadays there are always fights over custody. It's like having divorced parents except that Ravioli has 9 parental figures that fight all the time...

"Sono poche le notizie certe riguardo alla sua nascita e alla cultura che gli ha dato i natali"

Some say the reason Ravioli is shaped like a pillow is because back in the old days it had to sleep in the streets and had to use itself as a pillow and cry itself to sleep.

2. Bullied Bolognese
Do you know that feeling when there's a cool group of people and your biggest wish is to be part of that group. Every thing they do is great according to you. They're your idols.
However, when you approach them it turns out they're snobs and they just mock you all the time.
It sounds like the plot of a film that takes place in high school. For Spaghetti Bolognese this is reality. Born and raised in the States, Bolognese grew up with a fascination for Italian cuisine, its dream was to live in Italy and meet the famous Italian spaghettis. It was a nasty shock for him when he found out they all felt superior and would mock him all the time.

(I can't draw Spaghetti lmao)
3. Passato's not amato
Ah, the passato remoto. Back in the ol' days, when the Italians were still creating their language they decided to add 'a past tense to use when telling stories that happened' (ofcourse they did, the main goal of Italian is to sound like a song or poetry (or both) and an extra tense specifically made for fairytales seemed suitable).
In Italy, this tense is loved. After it got created, Passato had a whole life ahead of him. He would go from town to town, tell all the stories people had told him. His life was pretty perfect. Until foreigners started learning Italian.
Foreigners already love all the different tenses in Italian and then this tense appears with 'only' 1269 irregulars. Passato got chased away. Tourists and foreigners started yelling things like 'Why spend time with you, when we can have a friend that goes easy on us like Imperfetto?!'
The only love passato receives is from native speakers.
Some say the word 'Remoto' got added to the name of the tense because the love foreigners have for this tense...is on a quite remote distance.

"I can't help it I'm an irregular being" ;--;

4. Perduto really is perduto
Twin brothers Perduto and Perso were born in Italy. During their childhood everything was fine. Well, almost everything. Perso would often make snarky or sarcastic remarks about his younger brother, but after a while Perduto learnt to ignore them.
The real problem showed itself when the brothers had graduated and were finally ready to enter Italian language. Perso would often mock and blackmail Perduto. He'd say stuff like 'why choose my brother when my spelling is so much shorter and therefore easier?' or 'My brother is so regular, so average...Do you really want to sound like that? Sound average?'
Perso gained a lot of popularity. In fact, he even became that popular that most people forgot about his brother.
Today he is all alone and drinks all his sadness away every evening. The only possible way to cure him is for him to gain some recognition.
As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope...For who could ever learn to love a Perduto?

donderdag 22 september 2016

British Adventures

Short blog post (and by short I mean not a lot of text but way too many pictures)

I love lovee loveee going to the UK, so here's a recap of all my holidays so far.

The first one will be London, buuut:

This wasn't my very first trip to the UK, when I was younger I've also been to
-Canterbury (cute small town and AND THEY HAVE THIS WICCA SHOP)

I remember visiting this cathedral with my sisters, parents and grandparents :)

-York: I am and forever will be in love with York, I don't know how to describe it but it has this Christmas-ish atmosphere and all the houses are cute and there's the one and only WHIP MA WHOP MA GATE XDD

-Dover (actually I've only been there when the ferry arrived in England and when we had to take the ferry to go home but I love that town, even though it's been ages since I've been there

Doverrrr (no, I'm not crying, YOU ARE!), my perfect harbour when will I see you again ;w; -wipes tears-

Okay time for the other and more recent holidays

1. London (2009)
Lol, did I just say more recent? XD 2009 that's almost 10 years ago whoops
Anyway, this was the first time I went to London. A city I've been in love with ever since that holiday in February 2009. I literally felt a bit sick on the day we left and went home ;---;

(I don't wanna brag, but this is pretty much the only pic taken during this holiday on which my face looks decent)

(Mandatory tourist picture with the Big Ben)

(on most of these pictures I look like I haven't got a clue where I am)

and this picture I took, right on time, before the squirrel ran away, probably ran off to rob the people of London

Leeds & Yorkshire Dales (2010)

My sister studied abroad, in Leeds, for 3 to 4 months and in November 2010 I finally got to visit her. And we spent a few days exploring Yorkshire Dales and its Yorkshire-ness

One of the main streets of Leeds (hey, that rhymes!)

The markets of Leeds, without a doubt my favourite place in Leeds!

Seriously though, I love it ;w;

The Yorkshire Dales

Proof I've actually been there :)

Well, this should have been the first picture to show you, since this picture was taken on the ferry to England whoops

I looooooove boats, boats are great

the face of a girl consumed by obsession (for boats)

(I guess that's why I became Scouse...)

give me everything, including the flags and the building and the city of Leeds and England...

Here have a rude picture of my sister

(taken at Knaresborough)

(^^^^ look it up, it's really beautiful)

London (2012)

Because I am eternally obsessed with London, I went there again in 2012. Well, it was a school trip so I didn't choose the destiny, but I loved it!