memes but it's all beatles

 let's be honest, this will be 90% Paul memes cuz Paul is a living meme

 

1.
"I'll try not to break up the band, John, but I won't promise anything"

 

2.
Life's not easy running a famous band and babysitting Paul McCartney

3.
here come the sun feels dudu dudu, it's not alriiiiight lalalalalalaaa

5. Just scousers being scouse

6. This picture. It's a meme on itself

hmmm

u ok, buddy?

7. "John, what's a powtri?"

8. Beatles as stereotypical zodiac signs

- capricorn only caring about money

- taurus stuffing themself with food  (of course represented by paul)

- scorpio as ur loner goth friend

- also scorpio as desperately proving they're tough lol

- pisces as the cinnamon roll

9. to end this post some more paul mockery

some inspiration for alyssa in case she needs some 'alone time' tonight

S(c)of(rp)ties

 what even is that title lol

For the record, there is absolutely no theme to this blog post huhuhu

-quickly hides before the scorps find me-

 

 

 

1

 

2 will either stab uuuuuuuuu......o-or just c-cry to their plushies later ;;

 

 

3  the best part is the rest of the zodiac acting like we don't know this already

4 

 

5 hmmmm I wonder which sign secretly craves the most affection

and then their lil faces go 'owo' when they realise it's the same as when they hug their plushies every single evening

6 ehehehehhehehehehhehehehheh

7 me exposing my best friend online CUZ IT'S THE TRUTH

sowwy not sowwy

8 owo

this is always so funny cuz aly only has a soft side, although I do remember 'tough attempts' such as
'I am a villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain, no reallyy, stop laughing è/////é'

9

 

10 the real them aka being soft

 

11

12

13

 

14

(heh cute)

15 

16 the next meme was made with the help of my scorp friend

aly b not very amused
how dare u mock my scorp-ness

November 7 scorps

 7(th of) November

 
sign: scorpio
Autumn

 
The day of discovery

 
Those born on November 7th usually aren't scared of new adventures, and it's not just for kicks. Their need to explore, to investigate and to discover is the main motivation in their life; whether it's humble, something personal or something bigger, they give it their all, with no compromises.
Those born on this day are curious about everything surrounding them and are especially interested in learning new techniques regarding their craft or job. They love to disassemble and assemble things and discover how these things work, sometimes even without instructions or without reading books about this topic. In this respect they are lifelong students, always busy improving and eventually perfecting things. Although November 7 people are open to experiment and learn by trial and error, they set high standards and are rarely satisfied with their own work or that of others, unless it's 100% okay. This is why they can be very demanding.
These people love cosiness and can be very entertaining and charming. Sadly it can sometimes be, whether it's on purpose or not, be deceiving because their true affection is only reserved for few people. Woe to those who take the friendliness of November 7 people too seriously. Especially women born on this day, often set strict boundaries which are better not to be crossed. Since they're heartbreakers, it's risky to fall in love with them. Both men and women born on November 7 can be ruthless when it comes to emotional matters and are capable of hurting the feelings of others when things turn into a power play. Those who approach them with genuine intentions and openness won't experience a lot of resistence; in fact they can be very friendly and loving in this case.
Those born on this day love challenges and can suffer when they're stuck in a regular job, a stagnant family life or a hopelessly civil routine. They cause many of their problems themselves or they are caused by boreddom or the need to compete. This is why those born on this day need to learn to set a goal for themselves, especially personally, which makes them grow both mentally and spiritually and to teach themselves self-discipline to work on this without distracting themselves. Self discovery, often ignored because they are outward-looking from a young age on, should take up an important part of their life, when they're 35 and/or older. The problem is that November 7 people tend to be lazy and dangerously smug when they get older. The biggest danger is that this causes their confidence to decrease and they start thinking negatively about themselves and their capacities. This is how they can, unconsciously, become their own worst enemy. That's why it's incredibly important to keep a positive attitude on life and their place within it.

meditation:
Predictable statements about yourself, supposedly self-fulfilling prophecies, often come true.

health:
These people need to watch out for problems regarding digestion-, excretion- and reproduction organs. Women born on this day need to carefully examine negative effects of contraception or pills. Men need to pay attention to chronincal symptoms of the urethra, blather and prostate. These people usually love tasty food and are often excellent chefs and/or wine experts. Although they're curious about all kinds of culinary combinations, they need to be careful when it comes to obesity and alcohol addiction, especially when they get older. Most November 7 people love sex and exercise, and don't need encouragement in that regard.

advice:
Think more positively about yourself and don't allow yourself to vegetate. Set personal goals for yourself and work on those. Avoid emtionally hurtful situations and keep sexual impulses under control.

strengths:
curious
adventurous
technical

weaknesses:
restless
difficult
hurting

drawinggggescu

 Just like for my other Aly drawings, I like to come up with little stories behind the drawing

this time:

there was a pure -cough- innocent christian scouse Romanian girl wandering around nature. she ended up in a magical place. there was so much lavender, so much tranquility. then she got amazed by what she saw.....a little lake...and oh! there were dolphins bathing in there, it all seemed so lush
and the lake was yellow, even better

this must be the famous dolphin paradise she had always heard of

and that's the story of how Alyssa left christianity to join a dolphin orgy- I mean paradise

orrrr you could just say I wanted to draw Aly in a cottage core style to convince her how great it looks on her

edit: I know it's not obvious the plants are lavender, failll
edit 2: I just wanted to go for an 'innocent, surprised' expression. or a more fun explanation alyssa when she sees dolphins

"hah, u and ur pee jokes"

 sure, let's pretend I'm the one who started it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

so you thought the dolphin fetish was weird? brace yourself. here comes an even weirder fetish:
...... pee

although, I must admit, it's not the first time we encounter this topic.

  

2015 Alyssa when she said 'brb going to the toilet'

 

rumour has it the house in Rome still isn't sold because, and this might surprise Alyssa but, not everyone is as much into pee as she is

 

I need some 'alone time'

She was totaAaAlly in denial when I said she says pervy things so let's have another trip down memory lane

let's take a look at this famous quote

🐬 Dragoste este magica 🐬

 

so, basically, Alyssa and delfini celebrated their 5th anniversary last month. aww

 

looks like the doggos copy their owner's behaviour hehe

 

let's pretend I started this lol

 

 

fav colours: blue, purple, pink and.....pee yellow

Aly(ce) in AC land

 and the award for lamest title goes to ...

I decided to make a cludi character, cuz every town needs its random Scouser

 

Uh oh, the scorp learns about.... colours?

(^^^^^^basically a film about scorps: live in their own goth themed, dark black grey world. One day they discovers another cheerful world with things like c-c-colours?)

not suuuure,
but I think Cludi needs a tinyyy bit more space in her house

yes yes

Then I decided to spend even more money

NEW OUTFIT

oh yeah, the night cap represents Aly's love for sleep lol

deep down Aly is still a slvt 4 Pol,
she just very distracted by dolphins lately

then I decided to spend some money on her house interior

the before and after pictures

they sold a lot of  cute stuff ^^

n-not that sc-scorps like c-cute stuff no no   /sweats

scorpio: we are a calm sign
also scorpio:

will fuckin stab u w my shovel  è///////é