Paul McCartney Carpool Karaoke Review~

As you all know, I am not a huge Paul McCartney fan
Nor do I go to his concerts and cry of happiness when I'm ther-
A-anyways, moving on  >w>

But for some reason I did watch the Carpool Karaoke w Paul McCartney 3 times already
... Okay okay, maybe 4 ... or 5 (shit I lost count)

My favourite moments:

1. The dumb pun this episode starts with: 'I need somebody ... Not just anybody ...' lol
2. And less than 10 seconds later Paul already gets in the car (he totally wasn't waiting outside that car lol)
3. Right after that you hear an audience clap and Paul looks kinda smug like 'yeah bitches still luv me'
4. The first song (I think?) with the 'BEEP BEEP,  BEEP BEEP yeahhhh' part and the switching seats
5. Paul looking like a happy grandpa who's so excited to sing his own songs: because he has so many nice memories from back when he was a Beatle ;w;

6. James (not James Paul McCartney, but laik other James) smiling throughout the entire episode and thinking 'woah, this grandpa is so cool. so much swaggity'
7. Paul's first song 'I lost my little girl'
8. Are we sure Paul didn't just lowkey stalk this 'little girl' and she rejected him, so he cried with his guitar and wrote a song
9. Or if you wanna get some feels: the girl he lost is actually his mum, who died when he was 14 ...
10. (when you listen to this song, it could totally be about Alyssa, lol get it? A Scouse girl who's little? XD  Wait was she already alive back in 1956?)
11. Or maybe this was about a girl, who reincarnated into Alyssa after she (possibly?) died? -PLOT TWIST-
12. "James, it's not really similarrrr'

13. Paul's grandpa voice saying 'PENNI LEEEEEHJNNNN'

14. Penny lane that plays and this beautiful bromance between a young man and this retired man

15. Paul signing the Penny Lane sign and James next to him: 'They'll never believe it!'

16. Paul used to be a CHOIRRR BOII  :0 :0 :0

17 Paul saying 'Saint BAHHHnabas'
(It's spelt 'Barnabas' for those of you who have decent English as native language ... )

18. 'My brother says 'hi' by the wa- PENNY LANEEE Is'

19. first scouser having a heart attack

(and just all the scousers crying becuz 'ehmehgawd eht's pooool' )

20. Paul, in his giggle and slowmotion grandpa voice: 'hah, he's haviiin' his heeeeeehr cut!'

21. And right after that totally points and laughs at himself

22. Paul: 'ahahahhaah look at that ki-  OH wait that's me ... -

23. Paul doing duckface lol what

24. Paul hitting on old the old ladies and calling all of them 'luv' and 'dahling'

25. this girl walking away like 'we done filming? can I go back to work now?' lol

26. where the hell did he get that mouth organ from?

27. talking about his dream about his mum and LET IT BE

28. Paul saying: 'Let it be? ... That's really good!
... wait a sec, Paul didn't wrote these lyrics, his mum came up with them  :0

29. Paul being so lively and happy when remembering John ;w;

30. 'there's enough of these americanisms'

31. 'Lol nope, dad!'

32. 'she loves you, yes, yes, she does!'

33. lil smug fat boii

34. The 'accoustic chamber'

 35. WAIT A SEC a young teenage boii spending hours on the toilet (with his guitar)
... do we even wanna know what else happened in there?
36.  No offense BUT, a rain coat, hat, fake moustache? That's gotta be the lamest and most OBVIOUS disguise anyone can think of XDD

37. scousers left their beloved alcohol behind to see Paul? aww

38. 

39. his new song (Come on to me? I think it's called?)

40. Oh no, Paul turned into a jukebox    :0

41. hashtag hipsterrrrr

42. 

43.

 44.

45. basically Paul during his concerts when he says 'this was the last song' and 2 seconds later crawls back on stage lol

IDK

-Somewhere in the back alleys of Liverpool, circa 1960s-

Ringo: John! I found Paul
John: Ringo, didn't I teach you not to pick up stuff you find on the streets
John: Just look at this piece of dirt!
Ringo: John!
Ringo: That's Paul!
John: Wtf ...
Ringo: Ugh, gimme a sec ...
Ringo: (geez, paul why are u so tall, I almost have to get a ladder- )
Ringo: -wipes dirt of Paul's face-
Ringo: See?
John: Oh woah
Ringo: Can we now go back to the tour bus?
John: Sure
John: But first that take thing back where you found it, we already have enough luggage to carry!
George:   -in the background-     SHOTS FIRED
Ringo: Ughhh fine!
Paul: -now sitting next to a garbage can and sobbing-
Paul: Mum doesn't love me anymoreee
...
John:   C:<
John: Serves him right for not liking the song I wrote

Scousers are liars~

Scousers be laik:
'OMG, stop saying Liverpool is only known for the Beatles, not everyone is obsessed with them! Laik ughhh'

so we decided to do a little experiment to see this is true, by dropping Paul McCartney in Liverpool?

Were they able to resist?
Well, let's just say they failed pretty badly ...

because:
Scousers also be laik (when Paul comes to Liverpool) :

yeah ...

Scousers and pretending they're not obsessed with Beatles (and failing) is one of the best ongoing jokes   :3

I regret certain life choices ...

... and one of those happened today :/

so, it's Tuesday

and here's a question I would like to ask MYSELF:

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO PRINT PICS OF PAUL MCCARTNEY AND THEN DO FACESWAPS?!

answer: no one does that ... except me ...

 just ... what is this?

them scouse brows tho

 again ... what is that

 I think these two are the most accurate ones XD

and last but not least,
what Paul would look like if he were ugly

I printed a copy of my ID card (to make things worse) :

new phone who's dis?

proof that I am actually a 90s kid and not 18 or 19 years old

(not that I mind people thinking I am younger hoho)

Romanian music~ a review

·         Romania’s “Gangnam Style”
- Don’t listen to it
- Seriously though, don’t
- It will give you a headache

·         S-a-ntâmplat
- The girl who sings this sounds lowkey sad
- Still a good song though
- If you listen carefully, you will hear ‘porn’ lol
- Alyssa’s theme song
- Because I know at least one Romanian word: ‘mereu’ and can sing along to it
(I’m so smart ;w; )

·         Pinkie Pie’s Singing Telegram – Romanian version
- This song taught me ‘buona’ means ‘good day’ and not ‘good’  :0
- Literally sung by a robot lol
- You can hear the glitches

·         When we’re together – Romanian version
- This song taught me the Romanian for present is ‘cadou’
(which proves once again Romanian is a rip off of French language (cadeau – cadou))
- ‘Cuz ‘(sunte)m alaturi’ sounds like malatur and I personally find that hilarious for unknown reason
- braduluiiiii (which is totally pronounced as ‘brattuldui’, stop lying to us, u damn Romanians)
- Când totally sounds like the English ‘cunt’ lmao
- This song taught me what ‘multumim’ means
- ‘mii si mii’ sounds cute
(again: mille – mii à stolen from French)
- I just like the song in general

·         Dragostea Din Tei
- Because O-Zone has a lot of swag and is cool
- Romania likes to pretend this song is theirs ‘cuz it’s Romanian and many people don’t know Moldova exist/isn’t part of Romania,
reminding them it’s actually a Moldovan song hurts Romania’s feelings and pride lol
- Because this one line in the song sounds like ‘U be da man!’ and somehow it’s encouraging
- ‘Cuz most people don’t know the actual title and call it ‘the Numa Numa song’
- This song made me discover Romanian language hah

·         De La Capat
- Listen to it ‘cuz Alyssa dislikes it
- Because they pronounce it ‘de la capppeeehhhh’
- was once on Eurovision
- Actually has a nice message
- Makes me emotional
- Just to hear this one line where they sing in English with a super thick Romanian accent ‘with agnus NEVA GAH’ lol lol lol
(I like Voltaj, but they shouldn’t pronounce Darkness like Agnus)

I'm definitely a mornin' person

Insomnia's a bitch, so no sleep for me last night. So, after watching a bunch of weird reality TV (why tf I always watch series about the amish??) it was suddenly 7:30am.

I decided to walk my dog. Cuz hey, fresh air will be... refreshing, I guess. My retired dog was even slower than usual (like '76 year old scouse man' kinda slow).

The Romanians weren't awake yet. Probably cuz they stay outside there like vampires. Pretty much every night I arrive home late they're sitting next to their in their dark corner.
(there are two kind of Romanians in our town: the vampires in my street who sit in the dark and only come out at night, and the one w the dragon plush who put ribbons and butterflies on their house. And who also throw bbq parties all the time lol)
And I thought 'haha, Paul won't be included in this blog post for once hah' But when I turned on my music I lowkey forgot my beatles playlist was still on, in the part w only Paul McCartney songs of course. (not that I like his music, I accidentally downloaded many of his songs >w>)
It was super calm outside. When I got back home I saw my neighbour staring through the window She's old and didn't recognize me at first. Probably checking if I wasn't one of those Romanians a thief

it wasn't even 8am normally I wake up around 10am lol

house prideee my attempt at smiling :3

and I'm lowkey sad 'cuz when I looked at my other selfies I noticed I have droopy eyes (I don't wanna be genderbend paul anymore help)

also I'll be going to this goulash (is that how you write it, I no speak no Hungarian eww) evening I don't even know if I like I'm also suspicious in advance 'cuz it's Hungarian :///// (really dislike the country that much XD)

guess u could say I find myself in times of trouble :c

u what

Ok, there's one thing that bothers me about this Beatles fandom/Beatlemania

THIS is considered the 'cute' Beatle

And THIS isn't