CODE REEED, IS THE OTP5EVA in danger?

Do you want to know what the latest gossip in Liverpool is?
Do you want to know what the Daily Scouser writes about these days?

WELL, TURNS OUT THAT TEH KWIN HERSELF MIGHT BE IINTEREST IN MORE THAN ONE BATTLE!!!

[5/05/2016 21:42:29] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: were you thinking about Dolphins again
[5/05/2016 21:44:13] :^): maybe
[5/05/2016 21:44:15] :^): nobody knows
[5/05/2016 21:44:21] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: so you were
[5/05/2016 21:44:22] :^): maybe abby
[5/05/2016 21:44:26] :^): maybe dolphins too
[5/05/2016 21:44:28] :^): maybe icey
[5/05/2016 21:44:32] :^): maybe jahn
[5/05/2016 21:44:41] :^): maybe the mirror
[5/05/2016 21:44:45] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi thought 'Dolphins are wet, so I should be, too'
[5/05/2016 21:46:02] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: who's Jahn though
[5/05/2016 21:46:11 | Edited 21:46:30] :^): Jawn, whatever
[5/05/2016 21:46:16] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: D:
[5/05/2016 21:46:19] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: oh no
[5/05/2016 21:46:26] :^): i forgot scaws :c
[5/05/2016 21:46:28] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: the day has come
[5/05/2016 21:46:40] :^): so it's Jawn from the battles
[5/05/2016 21:46:50] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: she officially like Jawn better than Pawl
[5/05/2016 21:46:57] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: the OTP5EVA is broken
[5/05/2016 21:46:57] :^): OH
[5/05/2016 21:46:58] :^): I MEANT PAWL
[5/05/2016 21:47:00] :^): FUCK
[5/05/2016 21:47:03] :^): I'M SORRY HOLY SHIT
[5/05/2016 21:47:03] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: suuuuuure
[5/05/2016 21:47:07] :^): i keep confusing their names
[5/05/2016 21:47:15] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my god
[5/05/2016 21:47:17] :^): i dont know how
[5/05/2016 21:47:20] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is horrible
[5/05/2016 21:47:22] :^): like John and Paul
[5/05/2016 21:47:23] :^): I don't know
[5/05/2016 21:47:29] :^): i keep confusing their names

so here you have it people, teh Kwin phantasizes about John in her free time ;-----;

THIS ASKS FOR A STUPID EDIT

The pasta's in the paaaaast'

and guess which man once turned himelf into pasta ;--;