Cludi x Dolphins confirmed

THERE IS A NEW PAIRING
and guess what?!
it involves beastiality D: D: D:

so Cludi dumped Paul (or like she puts it: She forgot his name and thought he was John)

riddle me this:
J - O - H - N
P - A - U - L
how can one possibly confuse these two names? there aren't even the same letters in them (but on the other hand, it's Cludi we're talking about so -shrugs- )

but back to the pairing
there's no denying anymore,
and Cludi seems proud of it, too

1. the name

2. the description






3. all the other signs ._____.
 [10/05/2016 19:26:33] jaylyssa: n a zoo but a bit far awei cuz liawns
[10/05/2016 19:26:45] jaylyssa: of curs u weel also b abl 2 cumunicate 2 dolphenz
[10/05/2016 19:26:48] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi, I'm not gonna take you to a zoo
[10/05/2016 19:26:58] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: because there might be dolphins
[10/05/2016 19:27:01] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: .______.
[10/05/2016 19:29:10] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ml5IjwLNe4
[10/05/2016 19:29:21] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: ^^^^^cludi going to any zoo
[10/05/2016 19:29:41] jaylyssa: OMFG
[10/05/2016 19:30:09] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: except that you would be the dolphin and the dolphin would be the girl...
[10/05/2016 19:30:36] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is why I can't take you to zoos
[10/05/2016 19:36:16] jaylyssa: LMAO-
[10/05/2016 19:36:17] jaylyssa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFaJaSa6lls WHAT

^^^^ she wants me to take her to a zoo, but we all know what would happen
well, the one good thing about this pairing is that Cludi and dolphins have a lot in common:
- they're horny 90% of the time
- would hump anything
- obsess over sex all the time
- have a suspicious expression most of the time
- they like Liverpool and its harbour 

she sent me this video about a woman who was exactly like her

she thinks dolphins are pretty

 just like human Liverpudlians, the Liverpudlian dolphin is quite peculiar compared to the other ones


there's only one problem, a problem called 'the pasta's in the past'

 we have one advice

or wait, Paul...John, so confusing ;o; (lol not)
jest becuz' u spik scaws all the time, and are rilli derp and quit the beatles and caused all Liverpudlians to become 'speshal' doesn't mean you're not a good boyfriend, right ;---;

-sad dolphin sound-