The most speshal of them all!

So the entire U.K. claims the City of Liverpool is just as normal as all the other British cities,
but,
HONESTLY,
is it really that normal?
Isn't there a reason why we call this place and its people speshal

1. Scouse
have you even heard them talk
laik, I though Scottish English was weird and hard to understand
BUT THEN I HEARD SCOUSE

also: they named their dialect after a dish! after food
they're so devoted to food that they name their language scouse
and even themselves --> Scousers XDDD
it's like saying: 'look at us, inhabitants of Liverpool, also know as scouse on plates'

but ye, that's devotion right there, true friendship between scouse (the meal) and the Liverpudlians

my little scouse, friendship is magic

2. The name of the city
I say this and I will keep saying it no matter what:
Liverpool is a weird name for a city
So for those who don't know the medieval background of this name, it sounds as if they named themselves after an organ and a swimming pool, right???
Maybe they should just change their flag

(it's a rough design)

and even if you know the background story of the name, then you know that the city was named after a dirty puddle
and honestly, is that any better? .____.  XDD 

3. Just the Liverpudlian culture itself (aka teh Lehverputiehn laifstail)
I mean look at some of the people they look up to
here we have a very random example

a very random example indeed

  (don't worry a lot of people have asked this question)

there's also a haunted house, fun fun fun

 just look at that illuminati design ^^^^


but there's good news for Liverpudlian culture
Cludi has agreed to do contest to have even more knowledge about her lovely, completely normal home and its culture °v°
 [18/05/2016 22:44:46] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I've decided
[18/05/2016 22:45:11] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I'm gonna put you in the Liverpool contest and every time you make a mistake
[18/05/2016 22:45:23] pyrogenitals: OH NO YOU WON'T
[18/05/2016 22:45:30] pyrogenitals: MAKIN FUN OF MY MISTAKES
[18/05/2016 22:45:32] pyrogenitals: AIN'T WE HUMAN
[18/05/2016 22:45:36] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I'll say 'mistakes are there to work on AND TO NEVER MAKE THEM AGAIN'
[18/05/2016 22:45:42] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: yes I will
[18/05/2016 22:46:04] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: which are the three colours of Liverpool
[18/05/2016 22:46:33] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: also
[18/05/2016 22:46:38] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: don't use ain't
[18/05/2016 22:46:57] pyrogenitals: do you mean liverpool FC or the city in general
[18/05/2016 22:46:59] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you have to sound as british as possible for the contests
[18/05/2016 22:47:06] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: city in general
[18/05/2016 22:47:29] pyrogenitals: red, blue and yellow?
[18/05/2016 22:47:35] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my god
[18/05/2016 22:47:37] pyrogenitals: bc their flag is mostly like this
[18/05/2016 22:47:50] pyrogenitals: but mostly a mistake ik it
[18/05/2016 22:47:52] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi, what did I just tell you about making mistakes
[18/05/2016 22:48:03] pyrogenitals: fine
[18/05/2016 22:48:08] pyrogenitals: you should disqualify me from the contest
[18/05/2016 22:48:20] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you've been getting Liverpool education since September
[18/05/2016 22:48:26] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: lol no, nice try, though

see she totally agrees
I'm a good friend °u° 

Rant~

(this post is longer than I though it'd be. I feel awkward, since I barely talk about feelings or my love live...oh well)

Okay, I'm going to rant about something I usually don't talk about. So, it's about the person I met about a month ago.
Why will I rant, because:
1. I'm waiting for a mail and I literally don't have anything better to do XD
2. Because I need to get this off my chest without actually talking about it to anyone (if that makes sense lol)
So we met about a month ago (one month and 5 days ago to be precise °v° ). I had just been in love with another person for several years. I won't go on to much about this, but it was pretty heavy. Eventually, I told them about my feelings and got rejected. A few months after that I finally got over it and I started the single life. However, it took me a while to get used to not being in love anymore. By the beginning of 2016 I got used to being single again. I remember thinking, in the beginning of April, how I was finally enjoying my life as a single since my heart didn't belong to anyone and I felt free, etc, etc.
Well that feeling quickly went away. So, me and some friends did some sort of game together and afterwards we decided to have some drinks in this bar. At first I wasn't sure if I would join them, maybe I would just play the game and go home after that. Well, I'm glad I didn't. So, long story short I met this great guy and he was very sweet, very kind, every a girl could wish for (or almost everything).
But now the problem is. I haven't seen him in over a month (this sounds like some dramatic diary of some teenage girl, I know XDDD). Well, technically, last time I saw him was last week, but it was different. I just saw him in the distance and he didn't see me and we were both hanging out with friends...so we couldn't be together.
I was in some pub with my friends and he was in a pub nearby with his friends. And that sucks. I know it sounds weird to put it like that, since I had a great time with my own friends, but...if I hung out with them, at least I would have got the chance to talk to him again and maybe see him more often.
Right now he's in the town where I live but I can't go to him 'cause I have to study ;---;
I can't find him on any social media aaaaand ye, well, I have no idea how to contact him... .____.

I- I just hope he won't forget about me, and that next time I get to see him he'll still remember me
Well, I guess one thing's for sure: if I want things to work out than it might take a while, a long while XDD but it's worth it

oh and here are some other rants about my 'love life' (not that I have one at the moment), but let's put all these rants in one blog posts and get this over with X3

this rant is rather cheesy >___>
There's a reason why I want to tell this: because I used to think that I always have to look perfect if I want a guy to notice me. By perfect I mean make up on point, hair looking nice and wearing a cute and girly outfit. This story proves I was wrong.
So, me and my friends were sitting in a pub (lol, this is the same story I just told XD ), which is where we met (I guess you know that part of the story by now). We had just played some sort of game. A very active game and that was why my outfit (and my look in general) wasn't on point XD. to give you a description: my hair was kinda dirty and I had to wash it, I was wearing make up but most of it had vanished by that time and some parts of my eyeshadow were smeared. For my clothes: I was wearing very comfortable and kinda sporty clothes, the outfit wasn't flattering at all XD.
And yet I caught him staring at me, even though I looked kinda tired and far from perfect.

kinda ironic, how I always dress up hoping to find someone, but only when I look exhausted I find someone

Cludi x Dolphins confirmed

THERE IS A NEW PAIRING
and guess what?!
it involves beastiality D: D: D:

so Cludi dumped Paul (or like she puts it: She forgot his name and thought he was John)

riddle me this:
J - O - H - N
P - A - U - L
how can one possibly confuse these two names? there aren't even the same letters in them (but on the other hand, it's Cludi we're talking about so -shrugs- )

but back to the pairing
there's no denying anymore,
and Cludi seems proud of it, too

1. the name

2. the description






3. all the other signs ._____.
 [10/05/2016 19:26:33] jaylyssa: n a zoo but a bit far awei cuz liawns
[10/05/2016 19:26:45] jaylyssa: of curs u weel also b abl 2 cumunicate 2 dolphenz
[10/05/2016 19:26:48] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi, I'm not gonna take you to a zoo
[10/05/2016 19:26:58] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: because there might be dolphins
[10/05/2016 19:27:01] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: .______.
[10/05/2016 19:29:10] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ml5IjwLNe4
[10/05/2016 19:29:21] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: ^^^^^cludi going to any zoo
[10/05/2016 19:29:41] jaylyssa: OMFG
[10/05/2016 19:30:09] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: except that you would be the dolphin and the dolphin would be the girl...
[10/05/2016 19:30:36] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is why I can't take you to zoos
[10/05/2016 19:36:16] jaylyssa: LMAO-
[10/05/2016 19:36:17] jaylyssa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFaJaSa6lls WHAT

^^^^ she wants me to take her to a zoo, but we all know what would happen
well, the one good thing about this pairing is that Cludi and dolphins have a lot in common:
- they're horny 90% of the time
- would hump anything
- obsess over sex all the time
- have a suspicious expression most of the time
- they like Liverpool and its harbour 

she sent me this video about a woman who was exactly like her

she thinks dolphins are pretty

 just like human Liverpudlians, the Liverpudlian dolphin is quite peculiar compared to the other ones


there's only one problem, a problem called 'the pasta's in the past'

 we have one advice

or wait, Paul...John, so confusing ;o; (lol not)
jest becuz' u spik scaws all the time, and are rilli derp and quit the beatles and caused all Liverpudlians to become 'speshal' doesn't mean you're not a good boyfriend, right ;---;

-sad dolphin sound-

CODE REEED, IS THE OTP5EVA in danger?

Do you want to know what the latest gossip in Liverpool is?
Do you want to know what the Daily Scouser writes about these days?

WELL, TURNS OUT THAT TEH KWIN HERSELF MIGHT BE IINTEREST IN MORE THAN ONE BATTLE!!!

[5/05/2016 21:42:29] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: were you thinking about Dolphins again
[5/05/2016 21:44:13] :^): maybe
[5/05/2016 21:44:15] :^): nobody knows
[5/05/2016 21:44:21] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: so you were
[5/05/2016 21:44:22] :^): maybe abby
[5/05/2016 21:44:26] :^): maybe dolphins too
[5/05/2016 21:44:28] :^): maybe icey
[5/05/2016 21:44:32] :^): maybe jahn
[5/05/2016 21:44:41] :^): maybe the mirror
[5/05/2016 21:44:45] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi thought 'Dolphins are wet, so I should be, too'
[5/05/2016 21:46:02] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: who's Jahn though
[5/05/2016 21:46:11 | Edited 21:46:30] :^): Jawn, whatever
[5/05/2016 21:46:16] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: D:
[5/05/2016 21:46:19] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: oh no
[5/05/2016 21:46:26] :^): i forgot scaws :c
[5/05/2016 21:46:28] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: the day has come
[5/05/2016 21:46:40] :^): so it's Jawn from the battles
[5/05/2016 21:46:50] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: she officially like Jawn better than Pawl
[5/05/2016 21:46:57] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: the OTP5EVA is broken
[5/05/2016 21:46:57] :^): OH
[5/05/2016 21:46:58] :^): I MEANT PAWL
[5/05/2016 21:47:00] :^): FUCK
[5/05/2016 21:47:03] :^): I'M SORRY HOLY SHIT
[5/05/2016 21:47:03] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: suuuuuure
[5/05/2016 21:47:07] :^): i keep confusing their names
[5/05/2016 21:47:15] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my god
[5/05/2016 21:47:17] :^): i dont know how
[5/05/2016 21:47:20] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is horrible
[5/05/2016 21:47:22] :^): like John and Paul
[5/05/2016 21:47:23] :^): I don't know
[5/05/2016 21:47:29] :^): i keep confusing their names

so here you have it people, teh Kwin phantasizes about John in her free time ;-----;

THIS ASKS FOR A STUPID EDIT

The pasta's in the paaaaast'

and guess which man once turned himelf into pasta ;--;

horrible selfie election

picture1 :  where I look like someone just hit me in the face

picture 2: where there's weird light that makes me look super tanned

picture 3: which proves my staring game is strong (actually all these pictures do)

picture 4: bleached part looks weird

sow menni kewtiehns~

• 1:Name: Evelyne
• 2:Age: 23 ;^;
• 3:Fears: soooo many: lol okay, here goes: barking, sound of drills (most loud and sudden noises 'cause I have a sentive hearing), balloons, those people with their creepy masks in Venice, gondolas in Venice, just Venice in general, falling, falling in love (only a little though)
• 4:hings I love: Venice (it's complicated XD), colours, my pets, GLITTER AND SHINY THINGS, green, neon colours, my OTPs, my series, hanging out with friends and family
• 5:turns on: humour, dark hair, people who are sweet/kind/shy and sometimes mysterious people
• 6: turns off: people who brag or are full of themselves, like snobs
• 7:My best friend: Evelyn, Alyssa, Alicia, Jennifer, my dogs x)
• 8:Sexual orientation: bisexual (right now rather heteroflexible)
• 9:My best first date: yeaaars ago, but just hung out
• 10:How tall am I: 168 cm/ 5th6
• 11:What do I miss: certain ppl, my best friends, food, glitter, Summer
• 12:What time were I born: exactly 23 years ago haha, oh at 11 AM
• 13:Favorite color: green
• 14:Do I have a crush: yes
• 15:Favorite quote: 'I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid'
• 16:Favorite place: United Kingdom
• 17:Favorite food: Ravioli
• 18:Do I use sarcasm: lol yeah, 90% of the time
• 19:What am I listening to right now: nothing
• 20:First thing I notice in new person: their looks, also if they're funny
• 21:Shoe size: 42/ 42,5 /43  ;w;
• 22:Eye color: brown
• 23:Hair color: dark brown/ black
• 24:Favorite style of clothing: anything with lots of colours (I mix so many styles tbh)
• 25:Ever done a prank call?: I never have
• 27:Meaning behind my URL: on blogger it's just Spanish for Happy Maduuu (in Spanish because of my anchestry). on deviantart: I shortened my other name Madubachi to Madu/Maduuu. Madubachi is derived from Mabudachi, from the manga/anime Fruits Basket.
• 28:Favorite movie: Eat Pray Love/ Over The Hedge/ Elizabeth: The Golden Age
• 29:Favorite song: Love Generation (Bob Sinclar)/ Domino (Jessie J)
• 30:Favorite band: don't really have one
• 31:How I feel right now: hungry, also my teeth hurt ;-------;
• 32:Someone I love: uhh secret hahaha
• 33:My current relationship status: single
• 34:My relationship with my parents: fine, we get along and my parents aren't strict at all :D
• 35:Favorite holiday: All my holidays to England and Italy, also all the times I've been to Paris
• 36:Tattoos and piercing i have: None (not yet)
• 37:Tattoos and piercing i want: well at least two tattoos...one day
• 38:The reason I joined Tumblr: because I need the spam about my fandoms and OTPs XDD
• 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?: No, we don't talk anymore but we're just both living our own lives
• 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: I never had those -crais- lol
• 41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I don't know, have you? XDD
• 42:When did I last hold hands? I don't remember
• 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? about 20 minutes
• 44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? I have
• 45:Where am I right now? at my grandma's place
• 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? my friends
• 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? both
• 48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yes
• 49:Am I excited for anything? yes, for a party I'm going to in two weeks, for working at the festival and for Summer holidays
• 50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? actually no
• 51:How often do I wear a fake smile? sometimes, but less often than I used to
• 52:When was the last time I hugged someone? 17 days ago >w<
• 53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? it's been that long ago, and the person I kissed was a random person at some party so I wouldn't care
• 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? no
• 55:What is something I disliked about today? slow people in this town
• 56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? my online friends
• 57:What do I think about most? person I like or Liverpudlian lifestyle (that city haunts me)
• 58:What’s my strangest talent? I can bend my fingers, like some even to the back of my hand, people think it hurts but I don't feel anything
• 59:Do I have any strange phobias? ppl think it's weird I can't stand barking...oh well
• 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both
• 61:What was the last lie I told? I don't remember
• 62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? on the phone
• 63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I believe in ghosts, I'm not sure about aliens
• 64:Do I believe in magic? yeeees
• 65:Do I believe in luck? sometimes
• 66:What's the weather like right now? today was sunny, now it's mild
• 67:What was the last book I've read? I'm reading a history book about Greek/Roman Gods
• 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? I do
• 69:Do I have any nicknames? Eef, Maduuu, Squeef, Eve
• 70:What was the worst injury I've ever had? when I was a child and fell on my chin and I needed surgery
• 71:Do I spend money or save it? I spend a lot of money, but I'm getting better at saving
• 72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no
• 73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? my headphones
• 74:Favorite animal? lion, squirrel, pigeon, lemur, seagull, fox, pinguin
• 75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping
• 76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? McSantana del Rio, lol idk
• 77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? the Four Lords song, parody from FFIV (damn it, cludi >___> )
• 78:How can you win my heart? by being kind I guess
• 79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? 'I'll be back'
• 80:What is my favorite word? random
• 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Sonnedark, DenNor, Malec, uhhh others?
• 82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAY!
• 83:Do I have any relatives in jail? no
• 84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation
• 85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? no idea tbh XD
• 86:What is my current desktop picture? something with sakura
• 87:Had sex? no
• 88:Bought condoms? no
• 89:Gotten pregnant? what no XD
• 90:Failed a class? yes, maths every single time
• 91:Kissed a boy? yes
• 92:Kissed a girl? no
• 93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no
• 94:Had job? no
• 95:Left the house without my wallet? lol so very often
• 96:Bullied someone on the internet? no
• 97:Had sex in public? lol no
• 98:Played on a sports team? no
• 99:Smoked weed? no
• 100:Did drugs? no
• 101:Smoked cigarettes? no
• 102:Drank alcohol? yes
• 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no
• 104:Been overweight? chubby, but not overweight
• 105:Been underweight? no
• 106:Been to a wedding? yes
• 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes
• 108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes
• 109:Been outside my home country? yes
• 110:Gotten my heart broken? yes
• 111:Been to a professional sports game? no
• 112:Broken a bone? no
• 113:Cut myself? no
• 114:Been to prom? yes
• 115:Been in airplane? yes
• 116:Fly by helicopter? no
• 117:What concerts have I been to? lol, Paul McCartney concert XD
• 118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes
• 119:Learned another language? yes
• 120:Wore make up? yes
• 121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? no
• 122:Had oral sex? no
• 123:Dyed my hair? yes
• 124:Voted in a presidential election? no
• 125:Rode in an ambulance? no
• 126:Had a surgery? yes
• 127:Met someone famous? yes
• 128:Stalked someone on a social network? lol yes
• 129:Peed outside? yes
• 130:Been fishing? no
• 131:Helped with charity? yes
• 132:Been rejected by a crush? yes
• 133:Broken a mirror? no
• 134:What do I want for birthday?</p> I've just received my presents so nothing