Feliz Madu: Teh Kwin tribute~

So by now we all know Kwin Cludi Teh Fehrst uf Lehverpowl. A queen of many talents, like:
-admiring herself in the mirror like 'dang, gehrl! you look so fine today!...and then realise she's talking to her own reflection. And no, this isn't called narcism. It happens unconsciously. And also happens at least three times a day... XD
-no one can pee as much as teh kwin. whether it's an accident or on purpose. on her hands, the wall or in bed. Anything's possible when you're the kwin.
-also no one can (try to) hide a marriage for that long. She's been trying to hide it for about 250 years.
-no one can both love and mock her kingdom/cehteh as much as she does
underneath we have some examples of mockery:
(but keep in mind that 'Liverpool is my home, I love it so much, MOG ;w; ' )
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this asks for a stupid joke
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: 'looks like my edit on cludi's computer has been washed away, just like her hometown soon'
Cludi: omfg
Cludi: i love your jokes
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: 'you know, liverpool and blackpool could be in an advert if the storm keeps attacking the cities'
Cludi: XDDDDD
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: here's karma for laughing at liverpool
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my brownie fell ;---;
--> 'MOG, my kingdom/cehteh is being flooded...that's the funniest joke I've heard'

Cludi: Fuck off i love ur puns
Cludi: Into actual pools
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: floods in lancashireee
Cludi: Im dying
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: yup that looks like a real pool
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: they'll have fun
Cludi: XDDD
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: we have to look on the bright side
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: now they'll have plenty of space for their dolphins
Cludi: Seriously you made that dolphin pun before
Cludi: It syncs
Cludi: With the "pool flood" XD
Cludi: Are you looking through the future
Cludi: With your own eyes???!?!?!??!////
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: lol yep
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you should know I have a certain influence on a certain city in lancashire by now
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: i even made an edit about liverpool getting turned into water
Cludi still thinks the jokes about pools and the flood are hilarious. in the meantime there was that much water in Liverpool, that it got called Beachpool
Also: Cludi's in denial about loving dolphins

Teh Kwin uf Lehverpowl, handling the flood in her city

'Yes, this is fine. Absolutely fine. Oh look, another gigantic wave'

☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is your future
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you're gonna be the local crazy person in Liverpool that can comunicate with Dolphins and other animals
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: mostly Dolphins , though

But you may wonder why Cludi became the new Kwin of Liverpool. Well, there are certain criteria:
-make little to no sense (for Cludi's beautiful Liverpudlian logic, see a few blog posts earlier)
-wear the typical blue purle eyeshadow (one of THE trademarks of Liverpool, almost as much as The Beatles. Also the eyeshadow that started this Liverpool/Beatles blog)
-be Liverpudlian (duh)
-love the Beatles and be in love with at least one of them <3 (despite hiding it for 250 years still in love)

some extra about Teh Kwin:
Bday: November 7th~ (year is unknown probably when the Roman Empire was still existing, at the end of Ancient Times)
Favourite meal: Pawl-'n-cheese~
Favourite animal: dolphin~ (but one time she loved them too much and now she has to hide this)
Favourite piece of clothing: Cape
Residence: Teh Royal Kessel uf Lehverpowl ~~most of the time in The Secret Files Room~~ in Castle Street, Liverpool, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Europe, World, Universe
Likes: Paul (but shhh!), getting full, Frozen (but again: shhh, o-only becuz' her l-lil' sis wants to watch it O////O laik, ah'm sixteen I don't laik Disney, PLs) Beatles, memes, pussy
Dislikes: emotions (except being angry maybe XD), Italian language and songs, suddenly revealing this relationship she's been hiding for 250 years, her love for Frozen

there's a theory about the OTP5EVA
The first thing Cludi creates with her magic (illuminati magic maybe? °o° ) is the thing she desires the most. It's also the thing (she feels) she had to hide for so long

~~forever favourite edit~~

One of the many portraits of the queen

and here we have some nice Cludi x Paul moments

seriously tho, who eats her own husband? (sound like a black widow XD )

also: 'I don't wanna get full tho' ~~well that's what condoms are for, child~~

the reason why Cludi has to hide her love for dolphins and say horrible things like 'eww, ofcourse I don't wanna swim with dolphins (one time she did swim but she got triggered X3 )