Liverpudlian logic

Liverpudlians are known to be very speshal and peculiar people. But Liverpudlians are also known for their logic –cough- (sorry that was my asthma >_____> ). There is one person from Liverpool who’s very good at Liverpudlian logic. And not just any person: Teh Kwin herself! That’s why we decided to make a tribute to all those times she made THAT MUCH SENSE.

Actually, it’s a tribute to all the derpy moments XDD

Time for a trip down memory lane

Oh yeah here’s some Scouse and the translation in normal (‘cause Scouse is NOT NORMAL English, just ask Cludi ;D )

[26/08/2015 22:22:26] Maduuu: you live close to Blackpool, right?

[26/08/2015 22:23:04] Maduuu: I mean pretty close

[26/08/2015 22:23:33]   Cludi: ye

Because 6 months ago Cludi still thought she lived in Liverpool. She always pretends she doesn’t care that much about her hometown (‘oh there's a flood in Liverpool?....oh, interesting, I guess’ –sips tea- ). But apparently, deep down she still misses her hometown, she sometimes imagines she’s there. Does she sometimes thinks she’s walking around there, looking at Beatles monuments, while she’s actually walking around in her current home? Who will tell? XDD

 (^^^^^Cludi waking up in her Kingdom of isolation)

 It's no suprise she thinks this, she has dementia after all

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[26/08/2015 23:02:54]  Cludi: i met one on deviantart and the rest on some pony site I used 4 years ago

[26/08/2015 23:02:54]  Cludi: ew

[26/08/2015 23:02:57] Maduuu: ;w;

[26/08/2015 23:03:17] Maduuu: omg I have this Romanian mlp pony song on my MP3 XDD

[26/08/2015 23:03:26] Cludi: oh?

[26/08/2015 23:03:44] Maduuu: hashtag confessions

[26/08/2015 23:03:46] Maduuu: yup

[26/08/2015 23:04:17] Maduuu: the journal is on DA

[26/08/2015 23:04:20] Maduuu: with the meme

[26/08/2015 23:05:55] Cludi: okaaa

[26/08/2015 23:05:57] Cludi: i'll see it

[26/08/2015 23:06:38] Maduuu: have fun on your self-discovery trip! °v°

she still loves MLP, but no one can know! after all 'she's laik 16 now, laik madu PLs >___> '

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[26/08/2015 23:08:27] Maduuu: Liverpool isn't in Denmark

[26/08/2015 23:08:35] Maduuu: ......I think ._______.

[26/08/2015 23:11:12] Cludi: i kno XD

[26/08/2015 23:11:19] Cludi: i just boredly set my location to denmark

Cludi still believes she lives in Liverpool, part II

XDD

(the dementia was strong that day ._____. ) 

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[26/08/2015 23:11:45] Cludi: OH

[26/08/2015 23:11:47] Cludi: FUCK YOU BEATLES

[26/08/2015 23:11:55] Maduuu: coocoo cha choo

[26/08/2015 23:11:59] Cludi: shit i noticed they were born there

And THIS, child, is why you need Liverpudlian education –le facepalm-

seriously though, you wonder why you're not allowed in Liverpool anymore, when you use that kind of language to The Holy Beatles? 

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Je suis une belle femme

Cludi is in love with herself, part I

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[26/08/2015 23:43:03] Cludi: gg

[26/08/2015 23:43:09] Cludi: in the uk yeah it's 11pm

Cludi thinks she lives in Liverpool, part III (seriously, Cludi??? XDDDD)

^^^^a very important question for Cludi 

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[26/08/2015 23:46:02] Cludi: one of them just pissed on my clothes yesterday

[26/08/2015 23:46:11] Cludi: i got so angry i almost broke the doors

So wait you’re the one who

-pees on pretty much everything (rip keyboard ;w; )
-say you might pee yourself on purpose
-say your walls have the same colour as pee (and I think we know why XD )
and you get angry at your dogs for peeing ONCE?

madu be like:

'We've got a looong way to go...'

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well I live in Rome

One day later she finally realized –slow clap-

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[27/08/2015 20:42:10] Cludi: but trust me

[27/08/2015 20:42:18] Cludi: i am secretly a tsun

Secretly? Oh believe me, Cludi, I’ve noticed ._____.   XD

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how hilarious can i be

Cludi is in love with herself, part II

(the last half of the song 'Perfect isn't easy' kinda sounds like streaming with Cludi, also hysterical sounds X3 )
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Icey is so cute hyuuu~ ♡

Back when Icey still got Cludi’s attention

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[6/09/2015 13:58:28] Cludi: and this guy has a scottish accent

[6/09/2015 13:58:32] Cludi: i can't understand it

[6/09/2015 14:00:09] Maduuu: but northern english accents are very influenced by Scottish, that's why they sound so weird compared to Southern english

[6/09/2015 14:00:11] Maduuu: lol

[6/09/2015 14:01:13] Cludi: yep

[6/09/2015 14:01:45] Maduuu: they all have that eh

[6/09/2015 14:01:50] Maduuu: scottehsh

[6/09/2015 14:02:01] Maduuu: and Lehverpowl

So you can’t understand Scottish English which is easier to understand than Scouse and which influenced dialects like Scouse that much, that without Scottish these Northern English dialects would sound almost the same as Southern English dialects. But ye, you’re right ‘ndxjb dcggvcsvv Battles MOG cuckle’ is WAY EASIER to understand than ‘Aye, ah’m from Scotlehnd’ ._______.

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[10/09/2015 22:57:31] Cludi: BUTTONS ARE SLUTS

[10/09/2015 22:57:35] Cludi: FIRST

[10/09/2015 22:57:38] Cludi: DEE FAKKEN HAND PEE SHIET

[10/09/2015 22:57:39] Cludi: NAO

[10/09/2015 22:57:41] Cludi: DEE SLEUT SHIT

[10/09/2015 22:57:45] Cludi: MEEDUUUU PLS

Okay, there are several things wrong with this:

-first of all: how can BUTTONS be sluts? (Liverpudlian logic? )
-second of all: don’t pretend I am the one who came up with the whole ‘Cludi pees on everything’ (last time she wanted to pee on purpose was like only one month ago)
-don’t use that tone to your friend (also learn how to spell ‘Maduuu’ u.u; )

Luckily, I have magical powers to punish cludi and other little shets (or both if you’re Cludi)

[10/09/2015 22:58:24] MΛDƱƱƱ: so now it's my fault you warm your hands? XD

[10/09/2015 22:59:13] Cludi: n-no

[10/09/2015 22:59:19] Cludi: <,<

[10/09/2015 22:59:23] Cludi: >,<

There we go!
victory is mine u.u

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[10/09/2015 23:07:11] Cludi: OMG

[10/09/2015 23:07:12] Cludi: PLS

[10/09/2015 23:07:13] Cludi: xd

The very first time Cludi used these words. In the meantime she’s famous for it because ‘madu PLs, ah’m laik 16 ah do wot ah wahnt, k’

 

and those few months on Skype were she answered everything with 'lol' or 'oh'

XDD

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pfff you called me child (me)

Don’t call me ‘child’, I’m allowed to do that not you XDDD

I’m ‘mature and responsible’, yeah right XDD but my ID card says I’m an adult and yours doesn’t soooo X3

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Just so you know, if I troll Cludi, it's out of love u.u yes, really XDD

for those who wonder what teaching Liverpudlian education to Cludi is like, you can compare it to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBAGHyyLkeU 

Maduuu: there is no damn z in Lehverpowl/Liverpool!
Cludi: °v° -shrugs-

[22/09/2015 20:40:50] Cludi: so I'm like

[22/09/2015 20:40:59] Cludi: "oh fuck it, no one to snuggle then I'll snuggle y'all"

[22/09/2015 20:41:38] MΛDƱƱƱ: do you think about certain nordics while snuggling or, more important, warming/peeing on your hand?

[22/09/2015 20:41:46] Cludi: omG THE LAST ONE WTF NO

[22/09/2015 20:41:49] MΛDƱƱƱ: hmmm

[22/09/2015 20:41:53] Cludi: i do think of one of them tho

What a liar, ah teenagers and hormones. Definitely thinking of Icey ;D

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[31/10/2015 15:27:56] Cludi: //vibrates

[31/10/2015 15:28:00] Cludi: aka

[31/10/2015 15:28:01] Cludi: twitching

[31/10/2015 15:28:05] Cludi: continously

[31/10/2015 15:28:20] Cludi: //twitches

[31/10/2015 15:28:23] Cludi: //continously

[31/10/2015 15:28:27] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: as in eye twitching?

[31/10/2015 15:28:29] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: XD

[31/10/2015 15:28:29] Cludi: no

[31/10/2015 15:28:32] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: u okay?

[31/10/2015 15:28:34] Cludi: everything

[31/10/2015 15:28:40] Cludi: my body is vibrating

[31/10/2015 15:28:43] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: even scarier

[31/10/2015 15:29:02] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: are u in one of those moods again?

However says only men are turned on ALL THE TIME, obviously hasn’t met Cludi.

I guess you could say many of our conversations got 'on a personal level' XD
I always wondered why teh Kwin isolates herself that often in her room, but I think I know why now ._______.

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[25/11/2015 20:17:54] Cludi: when I was a kid
[25/11/2015 20:17:57] Cludi: I was bored
[25/11/2015 20:18:07] Cludi: and my parents werent really paying attention to me
[25/11/2015 20:18:09] Cludi: so I just
[25/11/2015 20:18:18] Cludi: got inside a bag and
[25/11/2015 20:18:25] Cludi: trapped myself in there
[25/11/2015 20:18:29] Cludi: it wasnt fun at all
[25/11/2015 20:18:39] Cludi: I called for my parents lmfao
[25/11/2015 20:18:39] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I'm sorry for laughing XD
[25/11/2015 20:18:42] Cludi: it's okay XD
[25/11/2015 20:18:48] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: special children
[25/11/2015 20:18:58] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: aka cludi
Once a speshal child, always a speshal child. As a kid she locked herself inside bags, now she says she’ll pee herself –facepalm-

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"BETCH I'M SO AWESOME THAT I LOVE MYSELF" 


Cludi is in love with herself, part III

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[14/10/2015 13:57:10] Cludi:ohMYGOD NIO

[14/10/2015 13:57:11] Cludi:NO

[14/10/2015 13:57:18] Cludi:do not reveal my face

[14/10/2015 13:58:32] Cludi:WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

[14/10/2015 13:58:38] Cludi:MADUUU SERIOUSLY NO

[14/10/2015 13:58:42] Cludi:WHY DID YOU

[14/10/2015 13:58:43] Cludi:JUST

[14/10/2015 13:58:52] Cludi:REVEAL MY FACE TO YOUR FRIENDS I AM GOING TO DIE NOW

[14/10/2015 13:59:02] Cludi:[screaming on the inside]

[14/10/2015 13:59:17] Cludi:fjksdfjlsdkfjdsklgjlkdgjjl

[14/10/2015 13:59:22] Cludi:FKJSDHFJKDHFJKSDSDL

[14/10/2015 13:59:25] Cludi:FJSDFSDKFLGHDFJKDHG

[14/10/2015 13:59:28] Cludi:SHKJFDHKJFHDSKJGHGJHGJFDHGDKG

[14/10/2015 13:59:29] MΛDƱƱƱ: pull yarself together

[14/10/2015 13:59:34] Cludi:GFDHKFDHKDONGAHDSJFHDJGK

[14/10/2015 13:59:41] Cludi:DID

[14/10/2015 13:59:42] Cludi:ANYONE

[14/10/2015 13:59:43] Cludi:SEE THAT

[14/10/2015 13:59:48] MΛDƱƱƱ: I dunno

[14/10/2015 14:00:39] Cludi:okay sorry for acting like that--- XD

[14/10/2015 14:00:51] MΛDƱƱƱ: this one is better

[14/10/2015 14:00:52] Cludi:no

[14/10/2015 14:00:53] Cludi:stop

[14/10/2015 14:00:55] Cludi:please

[14/10/2015 14:00:55] Cludi:stop

Trolling like a pr-  uh I mean, this is what I do.  >_______>

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[15/10/2015 20:21:41] MΛDƱƱƱ: oh wait that's Liverpool XD

[15/10/2015 20:21:43] Cludi:excuse my

[15/10/2015 20:21:44] Cludi:liverpool

[15/10/2015 20:21:44] Cludi:OH

[15/10/2015 20:21:46] Cludi:GOD

[15/10/2015 20:21:48] Cludi:NO

[15/10/2015 20:21:49] Cludi:ILLUMINATI AGAIN

[15/10/2015 20:21:52] Cludi:THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE

[15/10/2015 20:21:54] Cludi:TELL ME I AM DREAMING

[15/10/2015 20:21:58] Cludi:WE'VE DONE TOO MUCH ILLUMINATI

[15/10/2015 20:21:58] MΛDƱƱƱ: sorry I'm used to speaking English

[15/10/2015 20:22:00] Cludi:DAMMIT

Cludi, born and raised in Liverpool never noticed the illuminati? .____. It took her almost 16 years XDD ever since that moment we’re 2  siblings who fight against illuminati in this peculiar place. °o° I just realized we’re like Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls! D:

 (^^^^ basically me and Cludi on Skype)

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[22/10/2015 19:37:05] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: how is u?

[22/10/2015 19:37:18] Cludi: angry af

[22/10/2015 19:37:24] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: oh? :c

[22/10/2015 19:37:34] Cludi: i lost my tablet pen

Fun fact: every time Cludi’s pen gets lost, it ends up underneath her butt .___. ……poor pen….

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[26/10/2015 21:41:51] Cludi:i am trying to make him my icey

[26/10/2015 21:41:52] Cludi:so they're one

[26/10/2015 21:41:52] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: xavier isn't part of the nordics

[26/10/2015 21:41:55] Cludi:person

[26/10/2015 21:41:56] Cludi:SD

[26/10/2015 21:41:57] Cludi:S

[26/10/2015 21:41:57] Cludi:F

[26/10/2015 21:41:58] Cludi:GFDGFDG

[26/10/2015 21:41:58] Cludi:FDGHF

[26/10/2015 21:42:03] Cludi://hits my head on the keyboard

[26/10/2015 21:42:13] Cludi://creis

[26/10/2015 21:42:13] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: don't pee on it this time XDD

[26/10/2015 21:42:14] Cludi:cries*

Again: this is what a good and caring friend does. I mean, do you really think I would do this for fun?

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[26/10/2015 17:22:01] Cludi:wat edit

[26/10/2015 17:22:02] Cludi://suspicious

[26/10/2015 17:22:05] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: uuuh

[26/10/2015 17:22:08] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: -hides-

[26/10/2015 17:22:10] Cludi:c:

[26/10/2015 17:22:16] Cludi:I won't hurt you uvu

[26/10/2015 17:22:19] Cludi:just tell me

[26/10/2015 17:22:24] Cludi:I won't bite

[26/10/2015 17:22:30] Cludi:please ;w;

Someone send help ;w;

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[28/10/2015 23:28:28] Cludi: ets nawt lehverpawl ef ur nawt ei fegit about et

[28/10/2015 23:28:46] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: awww so cute

[28/10/2015 23:29:06] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: she said lehverPAWL instead of lehverpowl ^^

So ‘it’s not (Liver)Paul if you’re not a fegit about it? So it’s only Paul if you’re a fegit about it? So you like being a fegit for Paul?

OTP CONFIRMED!!! Once again!

Well, guess what, Cludi? Paul likes being a fegit for you, too! <3333

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