the impossible made possible~

(lol I didn't know a good title, don't judge me)

I MADE THIS POST TO PROVE LIVERPOOL PERSONA IS NOT ACTUALLY DAVID CAMERON, I-I mean I finally drew my personaaaas :D

Ever since I started this personas thing I can't look at David Cameron on TV anymore XD also his face

ANYWAY, BACK TO THE BLOG POST!

sooo, yeah I postponed this for almost 4 months

mostly because they're guys and I'm really bad at drawing guys, so this was a real torture (last time I making male OCs, lol)

Liverpool persona

-dork
-gets mocked by Blackpool all the time
-Beatles fanboy
-dark blue eyes
-dark brown hair
- had to raise Blackpool all by himself (because there are not parental figures in this story XD)
-Blackpool is his only family and the one he spends time with the most (soulmates much? X3 nah, that would be incest, let's not go there >w>)
-Blackpool is probably is probably his best friend (but they never ever show love towards one another or they would never admit this)
-definitely the mature sibling
- I like to describe his expression as dead XD very stoic expression
-cares a lot about his brother ( I mean he raised him after all) (but again, he never shows it)
- gay (hint)
- 24/25 years old
- seems relaxed on the outside, but on the inside he's the kind of person who can't handle stress
-can be considered Blackpool's babysit
- has often said he would throw Blackpool out of his house (becuz' he's a troll), but never does it

Blackpool

- an even bigger dork 

- blond and often has blond moments

- mocking and embarrising his big brother is probably his biggest hobby (but his jokes often backfires and Liverpool often has his revenge)

- never listen to Liverpool's advice (onii chan pls, I'm like 18 now. hmmm, where have I heard this before?), but then he does something dumb like walking straight into a wall or being clumsy in general, and he goes to his brother crying XD

- also has dark blue eyes

- 18 - 20 years old (I changed his age), but mentally young

- kinda retarded XD

- also cares a lot about his brother, but also never shows it

- another hobby of his is watching My Little Pony, when his brother isn't around (he thinks his brother doesn't know this, but Liverpool totally does know it, but he pretends he doesn't because he knows he little brother is fragile and that it would hurt his male ego X3)

- Liverpool tried to raise him, but a lot of his good influence is gone 

Brighton

- not northern English like the other two
- too naive and innocent for his own good (he's like naive and innocent level disney princess or level puppy XD )
- wouldn't suprise me if he would be able to comunicate with the animals in the forest
- if some witch would give him a poisonous apple he might actually die
- a genuinely good-hearted person
- probably the only one who actually talks about his feelings (he tries to convince Liverpool and Blackpool that talking about feelings is actually a good thing, so ye, I think he can be considered their therapist X3 )
- gay (hint)
- 24/25 years old
- personality wise he's half a girl (at least that's what Blackpool claims)
- he's kinda girly, but not over the top or anything
- very kind

that's it, that's all I can come up with right now

Retarded edits Maduuu made 'cause she has too much spare time

and there are some other stupid things
the usual Skype conversations:
[7/03/2016 20:18:45] Cludi: he had all that scandinavian shit in him
[7/03/2016 20:18:59] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: 'shit in him' XDD
[7/03/2016 20:19:11] Cludi: i like using terms like that pls dont mind me
Cludi using Scaws vocabulary

[7/03/2016 22:18:18] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: is 'unconsciously' an actual word?
[7/03/2016 22:24:01] Cludi: yes
[7/03/2016 22:24:11] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: yay
[7/03/2016 22:24:28] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: when u're becoming liverpudlian u never know
I'm speaking more and more Scaws, my live revolves about Teh Battles, I learn some Liverpudlian history and actual Scouse and STILL Liverpool hasn't kidnapped me ;w;
-crais in Scaws-

 [7/03/2016 19:04:47 | Edited 19:05:10] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you're liverpudlian, and the government of the UK says that all the British is Trashcan, except the Cockney and Liverpudlians 'cause they are Trashcannot
[7/03/2016 19:10:15] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: They tried throwing them away  (queen's orders) but they Always manage to escape, therefore trashcannot
[7/03/2016 20:07:06]  Cludi: i thought you were serious though
[7/03/2016 20:07:37] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I was serious about trying to throw away Liverpudlians, I'm pretty sure the Queen tried that

-forever haunted by echos of Yellow Submarine whenever someone mentions Paul McCartney-

You may wonder why John senpai never considered dropping Paul in a nearby wood (or Strawberry Fields), well the thing is: being mentally half puppy, Paul wouldn't survive on his own

unless someone would fall for those puppy eyes, believe he's an actual puppy and adopt him into their their family

time to combine to British things: The Beatles and Blackadder (I really like the show XD )

 Paul: I feel fantastic!

 

George: you look absolutely lovely, Paul

John: George, you are either lying, blind or mad

 John:Everything goes over your head, doesn't it, Paul? You should go to Jamaica and become a limbo dancer.

There's also proof why Paul would make a good Elle Woods (from Legally Blonde)

 (ever since this moment, The other Beatles decided to hire a stylist for Paul XD )

he obviously loves wearing pink, PLUS he has blonde - moments A LOT XDD

even old Paul can't resist the pink XD

 

One of the popular Liverpudlian documentaries/films by John Lennon:
'How to Train Your Paul'

not to be confused with the documentary about Teh Kwin:
'How To (Potty) Train Your Cludi'

and here's an edit to celebrate that, after 5500 years, Cludi decided to start loving Icey again ;w;

Frozen in Icelandic XDD
those perverts

Teh Kwin tribute~

 So by now we all know Kwin Cludi Teh Fehrst uf Lehverpowl. A queen of many talents, like:
-admiring herself in the mirror like 'dang, gehrl! you look so fine today!...and then realise she's talking to her own reflection. And no, this isn't called narcism. It happens unconsciously. And also happens at least three times a day... XD
-no one can pee as much as teh kwin. whether it's an accident or on purpose. on her hands, the wall or in bed. Anything's possible when you're the kwin.
-also no one can (try to) hide a marriage for that long. She's been trying to hide it for about 250 years.
-no one can both love and mock her kingdom/cehteh as much as she does
underneath we have some examples of mockery:
(but keep in mind that 'Liverpool is my home, I love it so much, MOG ;w; ' )
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this asks for a stupid joke
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: 'looks like my edit on cludi's computer has been washed away, just like her hometown soon'
Cludi: omfg
Cludi: i love your jokes
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: 'you know, liverpool and blackpool could be in an advert if the storm keeps attacking the cities'
Cludi: XDDDDD
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: here's karma for laughing at liverpool
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my brownie fell ;---;
--> 'MOG, my kingdom/cehteh is being flooded...that's the funniest joke I've heard'

Cludi: Fuck off i love ur puns
Cludi: Into actual pools
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: floods in lancashireee
Cludi: Im dying
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: yup that looks like a real pool
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: they'll have fun
Cludi: XDDD
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: we have to look on the bright side
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: now they'll have plenty of space for their dolphins
Cludi: Seriously you made that dolphin pun before
Cludi: It syncs
Cludi: With the "pool flood" XD
Cludi: Are you looking through the future
Cludi: With your own eyes???!?!?!??!////
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: lol yep
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you should know I have a certain influence on a certain city in lancashire by now
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: i even made an edit about liverpool getting turned into water
Cludi still thinks the jokes about pools and the flood are hilarious. in the meantime there was that much water in Liverpool, that it got called Beachpool
Also: Cludi's in denial about loving dolphins

 Teh Kwin uf Lehverpowl, handling the flood in her city

'Yes, this is fine. Absolutely fine. Oh look, another gigantic wave'

☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is your future
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you're gonna be the local crazy person in Liverpool that can comunicate with Dolphins and other animals
☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: mostly Dolphins , though

But you may wonder why Cludi became the new Kwin of Liverpool. Well, there are certain criteria:
-make little to no sense (for Cludi's beautiful Liverpudlian logic, see a few blog posts earlier)
-wear the typical blue purle eyeshadow (one of THE trademarks of Liverpool, almost as much as The Beatles. Also the eyeshadow that started this Liverpool/Beatles blog)
-be Liverpudlian (duh)
-love the Beatles and be in love with at least one of them <3 (despite hiding it for 250 years still in love)

some extra about Teh Kwin:
Bday: November 7th~ (year is unknown probably when the Roman Empire was still existing, at the end of Ancient Times)
Favourite meal: Pawl-'n-cheese~
Favourite animal: dolphin~ (but one time she loved them too much and now she has to hide this)
Favourite piece of clothing: Cape
Residence: Teh Royal Kessel uf Lehverpowl most of the time in The Secret Files Room  in Castle Street, Liverpool, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Europe, World, Universe
Likes: Paul (but shhh!), getting full, Frozen (but again: shhh, o-only becuz' her l-lil' sis wants to watch it O////O laik, ah'm sixteen I don't laik Disney, PLs) Beatles, memes, pussy
Dislikes: emotions (except being angry maybe XD), Italian language and songs, suddenly revealing this relationship she's been hiding for 250 years, her love for Frozen

there's a theory about the OTP5EVA
The first thing Cludi creates with her magic (illuminati magic maybe? °o° ) is the thing she desires the most. It's also the thing (she feels) she had to hide for so long

forever favourite edit

One of the many portraits of the queen

and here we have some nice Cludi x Paul moments

 seriously tho, who eats her own husband? (sound like a black widow XD )

also: 'I don't wanna get full tho' well that's what condoms are for, child

 the reason why Cludi has to hide her love for dolphins and say horrible things like 'eww, ofcourse I don't wanna swim with dolphins (one time she did swim but she got triggered X3 )

 Cludi's favourite room of Teh Royal Kessel, also: see Cludi's ability to pee on everything and everywhere (a speshal child indeed)

 One of the most famous lines of our queen (adding this 'cause it's her favourite film ;w; )

the scret relationship everyone in Liverpool knows about

 when u realise these 250 years of hiding ur relationship were in vain
whoops

'how to insult your native language'

to end we made a graphic abawt the kwin

;w;

This won't be a normal post, it will be personal again (I'm so sorry for another emotional rant and sorry for nagging again, but being able to tell it somewhere helps. The next blog post will be like the regular posts again c: )
So after posting the last blog post, I felt bad for a while, but the day and even week after it I started feeling better and more optimistic again. I went shopping with my mom, I did good homework (which isn't always easy since my Italian still isn't that great) and yesterday I met up with a good friend and went out. Actually...everything was going well and was fine, until today. Today was a nice day, I got up early, there was nice weather, did some fun stuff. and then tonight I suddenly started crying.
I don't even know why. I guess there was another wave of negativity. It came out of nowhere. Suddenly I felt tears rolling down my face...One hour later it happened again...I'm fine now...But I do feel like I'm having another mood swing.
Maybe there are some reasons:
I have a school project coming up. I have to do a presentation with some other people, in a group. But the thing is I really don't like giving presentations, because I don't like standing in front of a group of people and talking. Even though I'll probably have to talk for only 5 minutes or so. I've been nervous since last month and the presentation is only in a month. But me and the others haven't arranged anything even though I try to contact them. Makes me only more nervous (I'm one of those crazy people who has to arrange everything in advance, the earlier, the better).
I haven't talked a lot to online friends, there is this one online friend I haven't spoken for almost a year (since March last year) and I was planning to start talking to her again, but now she's never online ;---;
and my other irl friend has been offline for a week and we can't meet irl, which I understand since she has her own problems and isn't feeling very well...
Then there's my other online friend who hasn't responded a lot this week. Again: she has her own problems and worries so I don't feel like bothering her, and I don't want to tell her about it (even though I tried) because then it'll sound like I'm nagging or sound like I'm not grateful about the times when we do talk and have fun together.
Sometimes I wonder if I just spam others too much. When I look at all the messages I sent I send like 5 messages in a row (sometimes even more :p ) and people barely respond or just don't respond at all
makes me feel like I'm just being annoying or that what I say isn't that important


here, let's have a sad quote: I really want to tell someone about the things that are going on in my head, but truth is, everyone else is busy with someone else.

Something stupid~

So we all know how the life of Liverpudlians revolves around the Beatles (or Teh Battles as they like to call them)
The Beatles are 70% of their peculiar laifstail
so ofcourse, they always know everything about The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison and John Lennon
and ofcourse, they know all their songs

for example 'Imagine', by John Lennon
here are some lyrics from the song:

Beautiful lyrics indeed, but we have to keep in mind that Liverpudlians aren't very good at (decent) English

they might understand something slightly different, like idk, 'Living life in piss...'

Don't worry, I won't mention any names (-cough- Teh Kwin -cough- )

here's proof:

[7/02/2016 15:53:56] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludddiii
[7/02/2016 15:54:05] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: what colour do your bedroom walls have
[7/02/2016 15:54:18] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: using that info for non-blog purposes
[7/02/2016 15:54:24] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: >___>
[7/02/2016 16:18:25] Cludi: yellow like piss

and since Teh Kwin spends most of her time in her Kingdom of Isolation, she literally 'Lives in piss', just like John says/sings .____.

[9/02/2016 17:43:37] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: first your hands
[9/02/2016 17:43:41] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: then the wall
[9/02/2016 17:43:47] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: now yourself
[9/02/2016 17:44:01] Cludi: IT'S A VINESAUCE QUOTE OMFG
[9/02/2016 17:44:01] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: and your keyboard once
[9/02/2016 17:44:13] Cludi: do i need to send you the link
[9/02/2016 17:44:18] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi, pissing everything doesn't solve anything
[9/02/2016 17:44:22] Cludi: -.-
[9/02/2016 17:44:30] Cludi: please this isnt me at all
[9/02/2016 17:44:37] Cludi: i didnt
[9/02/2016 17:44:38] Cludi: say that
[9/02/2016 17:44:40] Cludi: vinny did
[9/02/2016 17:44:45] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: uhu
[9/02/2016 17:45:00] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: please go to the nearest toilet
[9/02/2016 17:45:16] Cludi: -_-
[9/02/2016 17:45:43] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you'd think liverpudlian schools would at least teach kids to pee on toilets
[9/02/2016 17:45:45] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: but nope

'Imagine all the Liverpudlians, living life in piss'

 

Randehm shiet~

To be honest, even I don't know what this blog post about. That's why the title says 'random'. Well, all I know is that the Beatles might be involved X3

so, here, have some random stuff XDD

Meanwhile in Teh Royal Kessel uf Lehverpowl
(also: how accurate is that first expression? --> 100% Cludi)
(also: also: Teh Kwin finally came out of her room, talking about a miracle! )

 John: and boy, what does the Holy Jahwnsus have to bring you for Crehsmehs?

 John: and don't you dare to say drugs or porn, u little shet

Because Santa Jahwn/the Holy Jahwnsus loves all children, even the extra speshal ones

George: Beatles?
George: ...who are the Beatles? °o°

That's Paul McCartney, he's one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. He asked me how to spell 'Liverpool'...

 That little one is Ringo Starr

And evil takes a human form in John Lennon

Paul: 'I'm kinda psychic'

George: really? °o°

Paul: My body can tell always tell when the sun's going to shine

Paul: well...it can tell when the sun is shining

well, most people call that 'warmth' I-I mean, someone give that boy a badge! >w<

John: get in, loser! We're going singing!

I've done this before, but this is the upgraded version

John Lennon

-master of sass
-queen b of The Beatles
-can be considered Paul's babysit
-is smart and knows how to use that against Paul the other Beatles

Paul McCartney

-100% derp
-no one knows how he ended up with the Beatles, but he can sing and play the guitar, so they hired him anyway
-is mentally half human, half puppy (including feeding him snacks and putting him outside when he misbehaves)

Ringo Starr

-cutie of The Beatles
-used to be straight, but then Paul joined The Beatles
-probably most loved Beatle

 George Harrison

-likes marbles and marbles like him
-the innocent twin (guess who is the evil twin ;D )
-doesn't have the sass his twin sister has, but he does have the same style

and an extra edit for Cludi, I name it: 'the weird creatures at Strawberry Fields'