Let's learn Liverpudlian~

welcome to lesson number four of 'teh pehculiehr laifstail uf Lehverputliehns'

before we start this lesson, we have two announcements to make:
-After years of despair and mourning about John Lennon, Liverpool has now a new Kwin (read: queen)
Kwin Cludi uf Lehverpowl teh ferst

-Also, we will probably have to hide ourselves soon since the city of Liverpool probably discovered this blog and shit's about to get real. They will perform their illuminati on anyone who reveals information about their city, derpy-ness and lifestyle D: D: D:

back to the lesson!

You probably really want to visit Liverpool after you've learnt so much about this peculiar, yet interesting culture.
and, true, there are lots of fun things to do in Liverpool like:
-visting moments
-taking selfies in Liverpool and making Cludi jealous of being in HER city (she's the Kwin after all)
-asking local Liverpudlians if they remember John Lennon/George Harrison passing away and seeing how they crawl into a corner a yell 'GooooOOOoo awaaaaay ;---; ' at you, while throwing stones
-going into a Beatles store and saying 'hmmm, the Beatles....not my cup of tea'
(RIP John and George)
(And George, your twin sister Cludi still thinks about you ;---; )

and those are just a few suggestions

BUT if you want to visit Liverpool, you have to keep in mind that they don't speak English, although located in England.
Liverpudlian or Scouse has become a language on its own, no longer comparable to English
WHY? you may wonder (or maybe not, but we will tell you anyway)

To understand how Liverpudlian English became a language on its own, we must look at the history of Liverpool:
The important history of Liverpool starts around 1960, when four jolly Liverpudlian boys named John, Paul (also called LehverPawl by his future wife ;D ), Ringo and George decided to form a band. little did Liverpool and its people know their future lives would be all about these four.
Sadly they broke up in 1970, causing the Liverpudlians to be very shocked. The shock remained but things got better.
Until 1980, when dear John Lennon died ;----; This was another big shock for the Liverpudlians, but this time, things got real bad.
Because of this, the entire population of Liverpool had a breakdawn. one of the features of this breakdown was that they couldn't speak English anymore.
Their English got so very influenced by mumbling and random EH sounds and THAT'S HOW THE SCOUSE ACCENT WAS BORN :D

some examples of Scouse:

WHAT LIVERPUDLIANS SAY	WHAT THEY MEAN IN ENGLISH
madu PLS	madu, I know you’re right. But I’m a teenager and I have to act cool and think about my reputation, so I can’t tell you you’re right.
Ofcourse I don’t have pictures of Paul on my laptop	Oh nooo Oh god no, SHE KNOWS! Quick, remove all pictures! Shet I forgot where I saved them, where’s that secret file..shit shit shit nooo no no
U wot m8	What did you say OR What is your problem?
Jooohn, cry Jawwn no wai shjhjghbhbjgghfvgg	John, why did you leave us?! Come back John, please –cries-
Fabiulehs fowr	The Beatles
Ofcourse Paul isn’t my boyfriend	Ofcourse I love him, but I can’t tell madu. Also: would people notice the age difference between us? hmmm
I am the walrus gugu gajoob	(sadly, no one knows what John Lennon meant when he wrote this ._____.)
matey	friend
fegit	Common title for a person born and raised in Liverpool

EXTRA: An impossible lovestory between two Liverpudlians, part three :D

  Pawl be like: oh okay ;-------;

Ringo: Pawl, ah tink ya just got rejected by your waifu
Paul: D: -about to cry-
Paul: shut up, Ringo -playing it cool- no big deal, t-there's something in my eye, that's all ;---;

         despite the rejection of his waifu, he still luvs her (probably also 'cause he's old and easily forgets things XD )


also this

for Aly

(I ADMIT, I'm having too much fun with paint. someone should take paint away from me XDD )

This post is dedicated to our favourite Liverpudlian, Cludi

                              because we all know George Harrison is Cludi's lost twin brother
                              also: nothing says big important English city like PINK and GLITTER :D

                                          Paint used to be Cludi's big love (together with Icey), but then someone put her next to a French guy (and we all know what happens when Cludi gets near French ppl ;D )

Cludi: madu pls, stop joking about my city! I luuuv Liverpool
Cludi: -moves to Rome- okay that's enough loving for now, bye byeee~

the place where she can be her true self as Beatles fan and Paul fangirl
Madu: do you have hidden pics of Paul McCartney on your laptop? ;D
Cludi: what ofcourse not, don't be ridiculous!!!   >:c
Cludi: oh shet oh shet -quickly removes all 1000 Paul McCartney files on laptop-   D:

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despite Cludi's current love life, I must admit that I will always be a true Paul x Cludi supporter ;w;
since this is my ship/pairing, even OTP I made some fanart

-meanwhile in the secret files part on Cludi's laptop-

what Cludi said vs. what her heart said X3

'LET'S GET SOME PAUL TONIIIGHT' (this is why ppl should take Paint away from me XDDD )

#JustCludiThings

Hey y'all and welcome to lesson number three of 'Lehverputliehns 'n tehjr pehculiehr laifstail'

a short overview:
- in the first lesson we learnt that in Liverpudlian culture blue eyeshadow with purple shade is not only used as make up. Liverpudlians use this specific colour of eyeshadow to intimidade but also to celebrate Halloween.
Another popular way of using it is wearing the eyeshadow and make typical Liverpudlian faces (demonstrated by the Beatles) like:

in other cultures these expressions may seem kinda weird, but in Liverpudlian culture these expressions are perfectly normal and used daily.

-in lesson number two we learnt a lot about how Liverpudlians react when we interact with something/someone they love.
taking away something they love may cause the Liverpudlian to isolate themself. this could be either in their kingdom of isolation (translated: bedroom) or in The Beatles Story (museum) in Liverpool.
Liverpudliands love the Beatles very much (yeees, cludi, even you), since it's the only big success Liverpool and its people have ever known.
there are some things that are better left unsaid when talking to Liverpudlians, don't say things like:
- but.....you do realise that John Lennon passed away, right?           (RIP John   ;-----; )
- The Beatles aren't a band anymore, they had a break-up...

Today we will learn about things that most Liverpudlians consider normal (due to their 'laifstail').
as subject we take Cludi, a native Liverpudlian thanks to whom we learnt a lot about 'teh lehverpowl laifstail'
okay here we go!

                                          okay, we might have to explain this one:
                                          inhabitant of Liverpool = Liverpudlian
                                          Liver = organ
                                          pudlian --> puddle = dirty water on the street or ground

                                          Paint is so amazing that it can give you 'teh gritest idehs evah!'

                                          Just make sure that the person you're hitting on can appreciate your
                                          pervy sense of humour
                                          and make sure you don't get bitchslapped
                                          (using opening lines like this is at own risk   °o° )

                                          same goes for going to the toilet ;)

                                          or thinking that 'fegit fegit cuckle -can't breath because of own joke- '
                                          is actual English


we'll end this lesson with some examples of daily communication in Liverpool:

EXTRA: an impossible lovestory between two Liverpudlians PART TWO:

kingdom of isolatiooon

The light shines bright on my desk tonight
No activity to be seen
A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the cludi

Madu's trolling me all night
I really tried to stop her
Well, at least I tried ;w;

Don't let anyone in, don't let anyone see
The true Beatles fangirl I really want to be
Conceal, don't feel everything from my Liverpool home
'Cause now I live in Rome

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song about Cludi's loss of magical Icey
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fun fact: nobody knows if she ever came out of her room °o°
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this post contributes to the research of Liverpudlians and their peculiar lifestyle, also known as 'teh lehverpowl laifstail'
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another fun fact: this is one of cludi's theme songs
the other theme songs are:
-I Am The Walrus, by The Beatles ('cause it's Liverpudlian like her, and because it doesn't always makes sense also like cludi)
-Let's get some pussi tonight, by Filthy Frank





we'll end this post with some luuuv. an impossible lovestory between two Liverpudlians:

at least she can be the true Beatles fan she really wants to be in her 'kingdom of isolation'

LET'S DO CLUDI MAKE UP!

It's October which means we'll be celebrating Halloween soon. You don't feel like putting on a mask? No worries 'cause we found a way to make you look just as intimidating!

With this Cludi make up you'll be able to:
-stare through people's soul
-look intimidating
-look like a queen b
-hide your true innocent identity

warning: the intimidating look may not be very effective on the French

What do you need:
-brown eyes (the darker the better)
-blue eyeshadow with a purple or grey shade
-(if you wanna go all the way and be a cludi lookalike, you go make up all the way. but remember: the eye make up is the most important

You can get this look in three easy steps:
1. Put on the eyeshadow. make sure to put on a lot for dramatic effect. the more drama, the more intimidating you'll look ;D
2. Put on mascara (and you can add eyeliner and such if ya wanna go 'all the way')
3. Don't forget to not smile and glare
(4. small hint: if you use a Liverpool accent, your cludi resemblance will be perfect)

time to try it out!

                                              this is the basic look, without the glare

                                                  this is the look you want to give others, or even angrier

                               remember:
                               the darker the colour --> the more drama --> the more intimidating


we'll end with some inspiration for you:

                             'Ah dedn't chuus the Lehverpowl laif, the Lehverpowl laif chuus mi'

Can I come to the Expo?

Come on,
let's go and plaaay

we used to be Skype buddies/Venezia buddies/Sorelle....
and now we're not

(rejection at its worst ;w;)

and so I returned to Venice and its creepiness...