the frozen aly memes continue

 when ur friend keeps mentioning Hannah jokes
aly:

sorry, but

we can't stooop and we won't stoooop

(2013 was a traumatising year for alyssa)

aly luching at me memes laich

I guess she enjoys being a meme, since last night she gave me more meme material

so, I present to you

"englis is me netiv langwish" part 2

me: are- are you.....drunk
aly: ofcuuuuurse nat
also aly: what made ya tenk da?

"gay panic"

naaah, jumping the tv for someone doesn't count as simping. it only counts for genshin characters
at least that's what alyssa keeps telling herself

git got gid

(this is completely out of context, haha)

 

throwing in sum scorp jokes

when you're scorpio friend is finally trusting u enough to tell you about their fav animal
fren:

bonus:

one word: b-e-t-r-a-y-a-l

frozen memes but not really cuz it's really aly

 fren: u can trust me
scorps:

mum: alyssa, what are you doi-
aly:

meanwhile in bracla

"englis is me netiv langwish'

2015 aly, every time she passed her reflection: ye I'm a pretty handsome girl

when you've been staring at pictures of 78 year old men and realise how weird ur fetish is

thinking of delfiniiii, j-just thinking

"la wevedewe"

level of ...uh........"excitement"

"not on my watch"

'muuuuuum, i need my alone time'

me: are u into miley
aly: -shrugs-
aly: no
me: okay, but now look me in the eyes
aly: gotta go, m-m-mum is va-vacuum cleaning

no one:
me:
not even Frozen II:
aly:

 

when u see ur godmother enter the room with melon wine

aly: vinooo te roggg

A day at the zoo

 me and my friend decided it's been to long since we went out and did something, so we decided to go the the Zoo in Antwerp

woop woop

 

lil note for aly's brain:
the caption above the picture is the one that matches with that picture
(better explain it, she no knows much computer stuff hoho)

look du jour

 

I luv my heart bag hehe

was it probably for kids, yes
did we care, no

when you're having a relaxed morning, but suddenly duty calls

 

just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave

real friends laugh at u and ur fear of ducks
sowwy :')

yes, u look very cute

lil blobs

second breakfast huhu

the zoo takes small people into account

we present to you
John Lennon and Paul McCartney as frogs

more slippery friends

food? I can has?

they're living da good life

me: psssst aly
aly: wot
me: hannah montana ehehe
aly: e____e
aly: i no moar talks to u

there is no such thing as 'too many lion pics'

I aspire to be as zen as this pigeon

me sitting in my kitchen trying to diet lol

eu vreau pinguin gheata ;w;

found the local Romanians. Alyssa is one of the only Romanians with no droopy eyes.
wait, droopy eyes, brown eyes, tanned skin......... omg I knew mum adopted meeee....unless mum got adopted by my grandparents and that's why she wanted to visit Romania in her youth
SOUNDS LIKE A NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY

they say scorpios hide in this dark cave
scorpions?
no no, scorpios

piiiiiiiink
I have found my people- uh animals

lookit his lil grin

sooooooooo I didn't wanna spend money but my friend wanted to go to HM
and I wanted a black saloupette dress like this one
and it makes my figure look great so

-insert more excuses here-

I kinda joked to my friend
'we should get booze like those people sitting over there since it's so sunny and nice out'
and she said 'u know what, let's do it'
XD

guess I am the alcoholic friend

and some videos, as promised

no mici delfini, so we present to u

mici lei din mare

but first these blobs

'u can film with ur camera all u want,
i don't give a foca'

I'm that one shit friend who pretends she left u behind
(u've been warned c: )