Scaws history - the downfall of Liverpool

It's been a while since I've done these, right?
But they're fun to make and for my friend to forget until one day she will be questioned about it entertainment purposes
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Today we look how Liverpool got in the state it's in today. It may be hard to believe, but there was once a time that Scousers were normal. Although, some claim there was a already a serious screw loose back in medieval times:

When Liverpool was still Liurpul, inhabited by a folk so fascintated by earth. Until one faithful day, the typical English weather was invented. Thus, their favourite thing got created (note: that this took place a feeeew years before the Beatles) : mud.
After some disturbing rituals all related to mud, it was crystal clear: the little town will be named after these joyful puddles

Why they eventually named their people after stew still remains a mystery but we assume it's because it looks like ... edible mud?
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As the years and decades passed, Liverpool (name upgrade: puddle --> organ ) went through the same as most cities. Pirates from Ireland and Wales ended up in the city. They all got a bit too drunk, things started to look like an orgy et voilà:
the Scouse people together with their accent that we now nowadays are born. And you may ask yourself, is it true Liverpool has alcoholism problems? No, ofcourse not! The drinking pattern you may sometimes encounter is simply a tribute to their anchestors

Liverpool was doing fine. Just fineee. Had a lil industrial revolution. Became a grey city. But deep down something might have been missing? Without them even knowing?
And thus on a faithful Wednesday, October 9th , 1940, the hero this city was missing was born

Some say he had magical powers, just like Jesus
- he turned dumb question into sarcasm
- he turned straight boys into gays
but most importantly, he made Liverpool a famous place.
Oh, such joy. Liverpool was no longer a grey industrial even forgotten place (jk, it still was). They became known for their music, their culture. It was a truly special feeling, perhaps even more special than mud?
But all fairytales come to and end. Just like Jezus, John got betrayed by someone he believed he could trust: his boyfriend Paul
and so, the Beatles were no more  ;;;-;;;

the first crack towards a mental breakdown started showing. The John's death :'c
But, no worries. It's alll good

Because Scousers still had their identity and culture to be proud of. People still loved them for their music, right?

Unfortunately, London, the capital and queen b of all, saw this and decided to make a change.

At least they still have alcohol and track suits, right?;w;

idk - just memes that have been floating around my imagination  c:

1.
The year is 3417, all places in the world have evolved into modern cities. except Liverpool, they still in into da Beatles
me: yas, I'm finally here
me: -smirk-
me: time to make some ppl jealousssss
-spamming the discord as usual-
me: GUESS WHERE I AM?   :D
aly: woah woah wait!
aly:

aly: I can't believe u went WITHOUT ME??
aly: I've been wanting to go there for SO long ogm   ;;;w;;;
me: bitch, you've been avoiding your hometown for 1412 years
me: you seriously think imma keep waiting
aly:  ;;;;;;w;;;;;;
aly: brb, adding fake tears

2.
Not really a meme but the fact that she said that is already meme on it own lol
aly: I DO remember Liverpool
aly: I'm not stoopid
aly: see? this is me old house
me: the friggin' titanic monument?
me:



3.
Scorpios claiming they ain't crazy
me:



4.
aly: don't mock Paul, it makes me sOoOo sad. don't hurt his feewings
also aly on the day Paul dies:



5.
another scorp meme cuz why not
me: y'know, I don't think scorpios are that distant
aly: ...
aly: shit, gotta act distant, making sure I don't ruin my reputation
aly: -leaves u on seen for 3 days-
BONUS:
-meanwhile in the scorpio headquarters-
scorp 1: guys, code red
scorp 1: oh no, they found out we have feelings
scorp 2: we must save our cool image!
others scorps: quick, collect all the black goth clothing and witch aesthetics
BONUS: BONUS:
the other signs: -watches as scorpio freaks out-
the other signs: should we tell them that lame trick w the black clothing doesn't work?
the other signs: 


6.
aly: I am not like those other scorpios
aly: u can trust me, madu    (≖⌣≖)
also aly:
me: I hope she'll like her bday present,
me: happy birthda-
aly: woah WhaT DA fuck? ARE YOU MENTAL? WHO YOU THINK U R? WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... ON MY ACTUAL BDAY TF?! WHO EVEN DOES THAT? I cannot believe u ugh no wha-
aly: JUst why?!
me:

me: I think I just saw me laif flash b-by
^^^^
once a scorp, always a scorp

7.
The year is 2110, it's Aly's bday, celebrated in the retirement home in Liverpool
me: -holds present-
me: -shaking-
me: -throws present-   h-here u  g-g-go
aly: PLs, it's been decades, u can't still be scared
aly: exactly how long u gonna remind me?
me:

Prinţesă Alycescu~ Miitopia series 1

~small reminder that this blog is still alive ... kinda ...  ~

I have been suffering from art block for a while now, especially after my beloved laptop passed away (although, recently I heard that in IT language they call it 'computer hibernation' lol). One minute of silence for my laptop.

Somewhere in late December I decided to pull myself together and start sketching again (numa numa YAY), but there was still one problem: how to get SAI?
I could've tried installing it on my parents' laptop but it's old and I'm not sure it can actually run programs like SAI without freezing the screen all the time XD oops

but I've now found a solution and can introduce a series I've come up with:

The Miitopia series!  =w=

Starting off with everyone's fav princess

fun fact: her face is kinda based on the face she makes when she stuffs herself hahah oops

For me this is not only a chance to practice drawing again, I decided to turn it into blog posts where we look at the character/persona's history

As for Ehlesseh (to make sure people could nevaaa figure out her real name), this character can be summed up in just a few pictures:

or

let's not forget her signature attitude (hah, teenagers ... )

(which has recently returned to Discord! )

The people she loves, including
her always supportive best friend:

and every princess needs a knight in shining armour   <3

but then again,

life at the royal court can get a bit boring sometimes

so our princess decided to have a lil affair

#stayoffmyjohnny

and let's not forget:

she's definitely not a gold digger

(I luv Pawl for who he izzzz, madu)

(now she can almost literally smell the moneyzzz)

So what was her job? Except for being the spoiled princess

- being too cautious and just staring at enemies

- doing cute royal lil dancies w enemies

- crying w Paul

- doing nothing

but most importantly,

- TEA TIME in the friggin' middle of a battle (lol)

- and oh yeah, sometimes she actually battled

Am I saying this character is usele-? noooooooo, no, no, nooo.

(my friend is scorpio. I could never say it to her face. guys, help. okay brb saving myself and stopping the scorpio jokes here for now heheh)

Can't tell u who the next character will be except that it might be a witch ... not her personality, I mean her Miitopia job

eu sunt din b*****

So, a certain friend of mine has given me the silent treatment? Why? Because thanks to me she now knows she’s from Br**** (for my own safety, I will not mention the name again)

I got punished for rubbing it ONTO her face (jokes on her, it’s into uwu)
what to do nooooow?
rub it ONto her face even more ofcourse!

Aly: eww
Aly: my hometown’s laich an industrial grey city somewhere in an abandoned corner in England
Aly: sigh//   ugh, so not goth
Aly: that’s okay, I still have my Romanian hometown
-insert dreams about Transylvanian vampire ancestry which will soon be crushed here-
-5 minutes later, after a rather traumatizing conversation with mum-
Aly: m-my … r-rom anian hometown i-is an even m..ore abandoned industrial grey city… i-in an even more rotten corner in Romania
Aly: -eye twitch- 

(side note: she didn’t cry. goths don’t cry, not cool. besides, you can’t risk ruining your dark make up)

((PLs read the following meme in annoying scaws accent))

Today in family logic:
mum: guess what kids,
mum: we’re moving away from this awful grey city
Aly: where are we going?
mum: to an even more awful grey city
Aly: oh :c ….
mum: but this one has donkeys, more trash and A BLUE CLOCK (located in some tiny park)
Aly:  YAY

Miitopia - I iz now vempair

So, not too long ago I found out there are some other jobs to unlock on Miitopia, one of them being: vampire!!!

And yesterday I unlocked it

You might wonder why I became the vampire and not the scouser Romanian
- my friend is gypsies, not a vampire (a theory that got confirmed today btw)
-she's perfect as the spoiled princess who fights hard (read: drinks tea and rarely does anything uwu)


Was this post solemnly made to rub this in her face?
Of course not uwu

lmao (alternative title: how to make cludi angry)

hey, what's up

it's time to play my favourite game again: not-saying-a-word-and-waiting-for-ur-introverted-friend-to-talk-first
I may or may not have made up this game myselfff

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rules:
- I don't talk first duH ;w;
- instagram chat doesn't count, issa discord game (I guess???)
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so, normally these games end pretty soon, since I'm weak (read: too talkative and can't shup up lol)

BUT NOT THIS TIME, THIS TIME I'll be stroooooong  -cough-
it started on October 3rd, 11:49pm (12:49am, hoemanian timeee)

it's been 4 days aka 96 hours

and s-sometimes I find myself in times of trouble
and dark thoughts come to me
whispering words of despair:
UR FRIEND HATES U
that's why they no talk to u for 4 days 
;w;
so I crai

quoting lyrics written by Paul = first sign of me losing me sanity 👌

Life's pretty lonely on this side of the Discord chat, so let me share some fun facts:

- cludi does not like this game

IT'S BEEN 6 DAYS aka 144 HOURS

I just sit here and stare into the void  °V°

nothing else I do. Discord's obviouslyyy me laif, bruh
the Scouse man is still there, in the background. Every now and then I hear this echo saying 'juuust let it beee'
(somebody pls save me from scouse man ;v; )

you might wonder:
'maybe stop acting childish and start talking again?'
But I can't  disturb my friend, right? After all, according to her Discord she's B U S Y

what's interesting is that she's busy, but still has time to watch all my insta stories   heheh

Okay, so technically speaking, we have spoken to each other on intsagram. But I feel like adding drama and "disappearing" on instagram as well °v°

what's that sound in the background?
a ... prank?
pulling a prank on cludi while I'm already pranking her?

ALMOOOST ONE WEEK (rip)

I'm distracting myself with my weekly dose of Romanian  c:
some of these sentences do remind me of cludi ;w; haha

especially the 'plllease' part

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK

update: today is Friday, October 11th

look on the bright side: aly is breaking her personal record

October 13th, 11:23am (12:23 Romanian time)
After 9 days, 10 hours, 35 minutes
the curse was broken!   °v°

Miitopia - Part IX

It's been forever since I played and/or updated the Miitopia blogs  ;w;
no worries, irl me is also on a mission. A mission to finish the game and story
will madu finally have her happy ending with Johnny?????

so, quick recap:
- the gang and Sage Johnny Boii tried defeat Dark Lord Ricky
- but oh no
- Sage Johnny Boii got caught and turned into an even DARKER Lord
- help
- we need somebody
- not just anybodyyy
- Alyssa won't get this reference lol/rip
- we did end up defeating Dark Lord Ricky

OKAY, LET'S GO. TIME FOR NEW ADVENTURES!

Let's start with some FEELS~

 -SAD VIOLIN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING IN BACKGROUND-

*correction: boyfriend

 ;-;

 mult noroc, maducescu!

that thing hanging on the dragon's tail is ...
... Alyssa, being her unique self

 okay bros, here we go

 OH NO, its eyes. This door looks a bit like Paul?
Bad sign? hmm

OTP5EVA IS BACK AND VERY MUCH ALIVE AGAIN

 BUT SO IS MCLENNON  hoho

Paul is living his best bisexual life in this game

 couples that cry together, stay together

Johnny's cursed, sooo

we hit on other Johnny   =w=

((image refused to upload, but he joined our team))