Liverpudlian maths~

A lot of people don't know this about Sir Paul McCartney, but not only is he a singer, he's also some sort of mathematician since he invented Liverpudlian maths.

You probably wonder how that happened?

Well, it was an average day for The Beatles

They didn't have to perform, so they did activities they usually did in their free time
like, educating Paul for example

'Okay, Paul, now write 1 on the blackboard'

'hmmmm.....very well'
'Okay, now add 1 to the number on the blackboard'

'crap, it's a trick question'

Oh wait, I get it

They're two ones together, so the answer's obviously 11!

Random Icey spam

(Because I'm bored :D )

Okay, so imagine the following,
but instead
Norway is the mom and Iceland the son
(let's face it, Noru is both a big brother and mother figure to Iceland)

Then,
look at this gif

I call it
'Iceland walking through the house of the Nordics, being a sassy lil' shit as usual, and then falling over Denmark's lego collection'

Or the usual conversations:
Norway: you can't make out with furniture...
Iceland:

and some extra Icey gifs:
There are some categories
1. Iceland talking to Denmark

 
2. Iceland talking to Noru

3. Ur average Icey gifs/pics

The most speshal of them all!

So the entire U.K. claims the City of Liverpool is just as normal as all the other British cities,
but,
HONESTLY,
is it really that normal?
Isn't there a reason why we call this place and its people speshal

1. Scouse
have you even heard them talk
laik, I though Scottish English was weird and hard to understand
BUT THEN I HEARD SCOUSE

also: they named their dialect after a dish! after food
they're so devoted to food that they name their language scouse
and even themselves --> Scousers XDDD
it's like saying: 'look at us, inhabitants of Liverpool, also know as scouse on plates'

but ye, that's devotion right there, true friendship between scouse (the meal) and the Liverpudlians

my little scouse, friendship is magic

2. The name of the city
I say this and I will keep saying it no matter what:
Liverpool is a weird name for a city
So for those who don't know the medieval background of this name, it sounds as if they named themselves after an organ and a swimming pool, right???
Maybe they should just change their flag

(it's a rough design)

and even if you know the background story of the name, then you know that the city was named after a dirty puddle
and honestly, is that any better? .____.  XDD 

3. Just the Liverpudlian culture itself (aka teh Lehverputiehn laifstail)
I mean look at some of the people they look up to
here we have a very random example

a very random example indeed

  (don't worry a lot of people have asked this question)

there's also a haunted house, fun fun fun

 just look at that illuminati design ^^^^


but there's good news for Liverpudlian culture
Cludi has agreed to do contest to have even more knowledge about her lovely, completely normal home and its culture °v°
 [18/05/2016 22:44:46] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I've decided
[18/05/2016 22:45:11] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I'm gonna put you in the Liverpool contest and every time you make a mistake
[18/05/2016 22:45:23] pyrogenitals: OH NO YOU WON'T
[18/05/2016 22:45:30] pyrogenitals: MAKIN FUN OF MY MISTAKES
[18/05/2016 22:45:32] pyrogenitals: AIN'T WE HUMAN
[18/05/2016 22:45:36] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: I'll say 'mistakes are there to work on AND TO NEVER MAKE THEM AGAIN'
[18/05/2016 22:45:42] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: yes I will
[18/05/2016 22:46:04] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: which are the three colours of Liverpool
[18/05/2016 22:46:33] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: also
[18/05/2016 22:46:38] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: don't use ain't
[18/05/2016 22:46:57] pyrogenitals: do you mean liverpool FC or the city in general
[18/05/2016 22:46:59] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you have to sound as british as possible for the contests
[18/05/2016 22:47:06] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: city in general
[18/05/2016 22:47:29] pyrogenitals: red, blue and yellow?
[18/05/2016 22:47:35] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my god
[18/05/2016 22:47:37] pyrogenitals: bc their flag is mostly like this
[18/05/2016 22:47:50] pyrogenitals: but mostly a mistake ik it
[18/05/2016 22:47:52] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi, what did I just tell you about making mistakes
[18/05/2016 22:48:03] pyrogenitals: fine
[18/05/2016 22:48:08] pyrogenitals: you should disqualify me from the contest
[18/05/2016 22:48:20] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: you've been getting Liverpool education since September
[18/05/2016 22:48:26] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: lol no, nice try, though

see she totally agrees
I'm a good friend °u° 

Rant~

(this post is longer than I though it'd be. I feel awkward, since I barely talk about feelings or my love live...oh well)

Okay, I'm going to rant about something I usually don't talk about. So, it's about the person I met about a month ago.
Why will I rant, because:
1. I'm waiting for a mail and I literally don't have anything better to do XD
2. Because I need to get this off my chest without actually talking about it to anyone (if that makes sense lol)
So we met about a month ago (one month and 5 days ago to be precise °v° ). I had just been in love with another person for several years. I won't go on to much about this, but it was pretty heavy. Eventually, I told them about my feelings and got rejected. A few months after that I finally got over it and I started the single life. However, it took me a while to get used to not being in love anymore. By the beginning of 2016 I got used to being single again. I remember thinking, in the beginning of April, how I was finally enjoying my life as a single since my heart didn't belong to anyone and I felt free, etc, etc.
Well that feeling quickly went away. So, me and some friends did some sort of game together and afterwards we decided to have some drinks in this bar. At first I wasn't sure if I would join them, maybe I would just play the game and go home after that. Well, I'm glad I didn't. So, long story short I met this great guy and he was very sweet, very kind, every a girl could wish for (or almost everything).
But now the problem is. I haven't seen him in over a month (this sounds like some dramatic diary of some teenage girl, I know XDDD). Well, technically, last time I saw him was last week, but it was different. I just saw him in the distance and he didn't see me and we were both hanging out with friends...so we couldn't be together.
I was in some pub with my friends and he was in a pub nearby with his friends. And that sucks. I know it sounds weird to put it like that, since I had a great time with my own friends, but...if I hung out with them, at least I would have got the chance to talk to him again and maybe see him more often.
Right now he's in the town where I live but I can't go to him 'cause I have to study ;---;
I can't find him on any social media aaaaand ye, well, I have no idea how to contact him... .____.

I- I just hope he won't forget about me, and that next time I get to see him he'll still remember me
Well, I guess one thing's for sure: if I want things to work out than it might take a while, a long while XDD but it's worth it

oh and here are some other rants about my 'love life' (not that I have one at the moment), but let's put all these rants in one blog posts and get this over with X3

this rant is rather cheesy >___>
There's a reason why I want to tell this: because I used to think that I always have to look perfect if I want a guy to notice me. By perfect I mean make up on point, hair looking nice and wearing a cute and girly outfit. This story proves I was wrong.
So, me and my friends were sitting in a pub (lol, this is the same story I just told XD ), which is where we met (I guess you know that part of the story by now). We had just played some sort of game. A very active game and that was why my outfit (and my look in general) wasn't on point XD. to give you a description: my hair was kinda dirty and I had to wash it, I was wearing make up but most of it had vanished by that time and some parts of my eyeshadow were smeared. For my clothes: I was wearing very comfortable and kinda sporty clothes, the outfit wasn't flattering at all XD.
And yet I caught him staring at me, even though I looked kinda tired and far from perfect.

kinda ironic, how I always dress up hoping to find someone, but only when I look exhausted I find someone

Cludi x Dolphins confirmed

THERE IS A NEW PAIRING
and guess what?!
it involves beastiality D: D: D:

so Cludi dumped Paul (or like she puts it: She forgot his name and thought he was John)

riddle me this:
J - O - H - N
P - A - U - L
how can one possibly confuse these two names? there aren't even the same letters in them (but on the other hand, it's Cludi we're talking about so -shrugs- )

but back to the pairing
there's no denying anymore,
and Cludi seems proud of it, too

1. the name

2. the description






3. all the other signs ._____.
 [10/05/2016 19:26:33] jaylyssa: n a zoo but a bit far awei cuz liawns
[10/05/2016 19:26:45] jaylyssa: of curs u weel also b abl 2 cumunicate 2 dolphenz
[10/05/2016 19:26:48] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi, I'm not gonna take you to a zoo
[10/05/2016 19:26:58] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: because there might be dolphins
[10/05/2016 19:27:01] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: .______.
[10/05/2016 19:29:10] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ml5IjwLNe4
[10/05/2016 19:29:21] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: ^^^^^cludi going to any zoo
[10/05/2016 19:29:41] jaylyssa: OMFG
[10/05/2016 19:30:09] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: except that you would be the dolphin and the dolphin would be the girl...
[10/05/2016 19:30:36] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is why I can't take you to zoos
[10/05/2016 19:36:16] jaylyssa: LMAO-
[10/05/2016 19:36:17] jaylyssa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFaJaSa6lls WHAT

^^^^ she wants me to take her to a zoo, but we all know what would happen
well, the one good thing about this pairing is that Cludi and dolphins have a lot in common:
- they're horny 90% of the time
- would hump anything
- obsess over sex all the time
- have a suspicious expression most of the time
- they like Liverpool and its harbour 

she sent me this video about a woman who was exactly like her

she thinks dolphins are pretty

 just like human Liverpudlians, the Liverpudlian dolphin is quite peculiar compared to the other ones


there's only one problem, a problem called 'the pasta's in the past'

 we have one advice

or wait, Paul...John, so confusing ;o; (lol not)
jest becuz' u spik scaws all the time, and are rilli derp and quit the beatles and caused all Liverpudlians to become 'speshal' doesn't mean you're not a good boyfriend, right ;---;

-sad dolphin sound-

CODE REEED, IS THE OTP5EVA in danger?

Do you want to know what the latest gossip in Liverpool is?
Do you want to know what the Daily Scouser writes about these days?

WELL, TURNS OUT THAT TEH KWIN HERSELF MIGHT BE IINTEREST IN MORE THAN ONE BATTLE!!!

[5/05/2016 21:42:29] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: were you thinking about Dolphins again
[5/05/2016 21:44:13] :^): maybe
[5/05/2016 21:44:15] :^): nobody knows
[5/05/2016 21:44:21] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: so you were
[5/05/2016 21:44:22] :^): maybe abby
[5/05/2016 21:44:26] :^): maybe dolphins too
[5/05/2016 21:44:28] :^): maybe icey
[5/05/2016 21:44:32] :^): maybe jahn
[5/05/2016 21:44:41] :^): maybe the mirror
[5/05/2016 21:44:45] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: cludi thought 'Dolphins are wet, so I should be, too'
[5/05/2016 21:46:02] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: who's Jahn though
[5/05/2016 21:46:11 | Edited 21:46:30] :^): Jawn, whatever
[5/05/2016 21:46:16] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: D:
[5/05/2016 21:46:19] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: oh no
[5/05/2016 21:46:26] :^): i forgot scaws :c
[5/05/2016 21:46:28] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: the day has come
[5/05/2016 21:46:40] :^): so it's Jawn from the battles
[5/05/2016 21:46:50] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: she officially like Jawn better than Pawl
[5/05/2016 21:46:57] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: the OTP5EVA is broken
[5/05/2016 21:46:57] :^): OH
[5/05/2016 21:46:58] :^): I MEANT PAWL
[5/05/2016 21:47:00] :^): FUCK
[5/05/2016 21:47:03] :^): I'M SORRY HOLY SHIT
[5/05/2016 21:47:03] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: suuuuuure
[5/05/2016 21:47:07] :^): i keep confusing their names
[5/05/2016 21:47:15] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: my god
[5/05/2016 21:47:17] :^): i dont know how
[5/05/2016 21:47:20] ☆ ★ MΛDƱƱƱ ★ ☆: this is horrible
[5/05/2016 21:47:22] :^): like John and Paul
[5/05/2016 21:47:23] :^): I don't know
[5/05/2016 21:47:29] :^): i keep confusing their names

so here you have it people, teh Kwin phantasizes about John in her free time ;-----;

THIS ASKS FOR A STUPID EDIT

The pasta's in the paaaaast'

and guess which man once turned himelf into pasta ;--;

horrible selfie election

picture1 :  where I look like someone just hit me in the face

picture 2: where there's weird light that makes me look super tanned

picture 3: which proves my staring game is strong (actually all these pictures do)

picture 4: bleached part looks weird