Scousers are liars~

Scousers be laik:
'OMG, stop saying Liverpool is only known for the Beatles, not everyone is obsessed with them! Laik ughhh'

so we decided to do a little experiment to see this is true, by dropping Paul McCartney in Liverpool?

Were they able to resist?
Well, let's just say they failed pretty badly ...

because:
Scousers also be laik (when Paul comes to Liverpool) :

yeah ...

Scousers and pretending they're not obsessed with Beatles (and failing) is one of the best ongoing jokes   :3

I regret certain life choices ...

... and one of those happened today :/

so, it's Tuesday

and here's a question I would like to ask MYSELF:

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO PRINT PICS OF PAUL MCCARTNEY AND THEN DO FACESWAPS?!

answer: no one does that ... except me ...

 just ... what is this?

them scouse brows tho

 again ... what is that

 I think these two are the most accurate ones XD

and last but not least,
what Paul would look like if he were ugly

I printed a copy of my ID card (to make things worse) :

new phone who's dis?

proof that I am actually a 90s kid and not 18 or 19 years old

(not that I mind people thinking I am younger hoho)

Romanian music~ a review

·         Romania’s “Gangnam Style”
- Don’t listen to it
- Seriously though, don’t
- It will give you a headache

·         S-a-ntâmplat
- The girl who sings this sounds lowkey sad
- Still a good song though
- If you listen carefully, you will hear ‘porn’ lol
- Alyssa’s theme song
- Because I know at least one Romanian word: ‘mereu’ and can sing along to it
(I’m so smart ;w; )

·         Pinkie Pie’s Singing Telegram – Romanian version
- This song taught me ‘buona’ means ‘good day’ and not ‘good’  :0
- Literally sung by a robot lol
- You can hear the glitches

·         When we’re together – Romanian version
- This song taught me the Romanian for present is ‘cadou’
(which proves once again Romanian is a rip off of French language (cadeau – cadou))
- ‘Cuz ‘(sunte)m alaturi’ sounds like malatur and I personally find that hilarious for unknown reason
- braduluiiiii (which is totally pronounced as ‘brattuldui’, stop lying to us, u damn Romanians)
- Când totally sounds like the English ‘cunt’ lmao
- This song taught me what ‘multumim’ means
- ‘mii si mii’ sounds cute
(again: mille – mii à stolen from French)
- I just like the song in general

·         Dragostea Din Tei
- Because O-Zone has a lot of swag and is cool
- Romania likes to pretend this song is theirs ‘cuz it’s Romanian and many people don’t know Moldova exist/isn’t part of Romania,
reminding them it’s actually a Moldovan song hurts Romania’s feelings and pride lol
- Because this one line in the song sounds like ‘U be da man!’ and somehow it’s encouraging
- ‘Cuz most people don’t know the actual title and call it ‘the Numa Numa song’
- This song made me discover Romanian language hah

·         De La Capat
- Listen to it ‘cuz Alyssa dislikes it
- Because they pronounce it ‘de la capppeeehhhh’
- was once on Eurovision
- Actually has a nice message
- Makes me emotional
- Just to hear this one line where they sing in English with a super thick Romanian accent ‘with agnus NEVA GAH’ lol lol lol
(I like Voltaj, but they shouldn’t pronounce Darkness like Agnus)

I'm definitely a mornin' person

Insomnia's a bitch, so no sleep for me last night. So, after watching a bunch of weird reality TV (why tf I always watch series about the amish??) it was suddenly 7:30am.

I decided to walk my dog. Cuz hey, fresh air will be... refreshing, I guess. My retired dog was even slower than usual (like '76 year old scouse man' kinda slow).

The Romanians weren't awake yet. Probably cuz they stay outside there like vampires. Pretty much every night I arrive home late they're sitting next to their in their dark corner.
(there are two kind of Romanians in our town: the vampires in my street who sit in the dark and only come out at night, and the one w the dragon plush who put ribbons and butterflies on their house. And who also throw bbq parties all the time lol)
And I thought 'haha, Paul won't be included in this blog post for once hah' But when I turned on my music I lowkey forgot my beatles playlist was still on, in the part w only Paul McCartney songs of course. (not that I like his music, I accidentally downloaded many of his songs >w>)
It was super calm outside. When I got back home I saw my neighbour staring through the window She's old and didn't recognize me at first. Probably checking if I wasn't one of those Romanians a thief

it wasn't even 8am normally I wake up around 10am lol

house prideee my attempt at smiling :3

and I'm lowkey sad 'cuz when I looked at my other selfies I noticed I have droopy eyes (I don't wanna be genderbend paul anymore help)

also I'll be going to this goulash (is that how you write it, I no speak no Hungarian eww) evening I don't even know if I like I'm also suspicious in advance 'cuz it's Hungarian :///// (really dislike the country that much XD)

guess u could say I find myself in times of trouble :c

u what

Ok, there's one thing that bothers me about this Beatles fandom/Beatlemania

THIS is considered the 'cute' Beatle

And THIS isn't

the story of an old tart- 76 years old today

The year was 1942. It was a dark night. (lol isn't night always dark-)
Around 2AM something changed.
Liverpool had already built Titanic (which we all know ended real well lol fail) and decided to dishonor their city once again ...

Making this blog post 'cuz I am the N°1 Paul fan
A certain Scouse man proves he's immortal once again by aging again. Despite the fact that he's going through a pretty late midlife crisis (his insta!!!) he still remembered his own bday

Let's look at all the posts yay ('cuz Alyssa 'ogm I wuv paawl so muccch' Valentina won't do it anyway)

 1. looks like someone finally realised he ain't in his 20 no more. only took him +- half a century

2. I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PIC THAT SUMS UP PAUL AS A PERSON

 'omaigawt jawn, cAek'

3. Paul is a dolphin

4. peeing his pants

5. applause for urself
'look, Linda, I did it again. I'm so good at this birthday stuff, laik'

6. pretending he can read

7. a certain old tart

8. the night Paul got introduced to the world of gay, also known as john's bedroom

 not related to his bday but ok:
9. old man on stage

10. his specialty: looking dumb (also wtf 3 chins, bruh you needa stop eating them cakes)

11. he and john often get wet together
(isn't that what all besties do???)

my laif:

included in this post 'cuz alyssa said in her mean language scouse tone:
(she's a mean person now, lol remember uhuhuh)

amgawd ah'll read eht wtffff

me(h)

me and my friend had dinner in the Hard Rock Cafe and we sat near the Beatles coorner

-gaay-

yay, rainbows everyywhere

code orange

update:
It was 5:52PM in the U.K.
Alyssa has now forgotten what Liverpool stands for or what it refers to
Then again, we must look at the bright side: having no functioning brain whatsoever makes her even more scouse hooray

we have a code orange situation going on!
(code red means Paul dies, but we all know that man is immortal so no code red)

Something happened to his account: first no posts, now only 3. the older ones disappeared :'(

here's proof paul is still a lil shit after all this time:

Unlike SOME PEOPLE, Paul still remembers Liverpool, here are some weird pics of him in Liverpool, since he was there yesterday:

group pic
'come at me, bruh'

I like how both the irl version and the statue version have the same dumb expression

 looking down at the peasants

playing the air guitar

OH NO HE'S RIDING HIS IMAGINARY HORSE AGAIN

paul is laik so much hipster

not that he knows how cellphones work but k

about to hear a 'back in my days' story

 luckily people of Liverpool don't like Paul

 being a scouse hipster, part 2

he kept playing air guitar so they gave him a real one instead