"you don't have to live in Liverpool to act like a Scouser"

This blog post will be a tribute to the lOvELy moments of cludi during those first years of our friendship, also known as 'skype times'
call it a tribute~

Why am I making this?
because not too long ago she said the most ironic thing
"you are more speshal than me"
THAT'S RICH COMING FROM A SCOUSER

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the first category is called
'I NEVER SAID ANY OF THOSE THINGS'

because nowadays Aly claims to be a holy, pure soul (pfff haha, suuure)

you think 'warming your hands' means actually warming them
until you befriend a scouser ...

she taught me the meaning of this after only being friends for a few months
so, whoever says scorpios don't easily open up to others
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or should I say WARM UP  ahahha

throwback to the highschool days

remember that one time when Aly was into ... herself?  .___.

not only she feels sorry for 'Paul from Beatle(?), but she feels sorry for all Beatles?
what are you saying? that you'd do all Beatles? damn

again: pay attention to how BATTLEZZZ is a plural
not just battlezzz
secksi battlezzz

trying to cheer herself up? well, we all know what happened that night in the kingdom of isolation
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she obviously listened to Beatles music
I DUNNO WHAT U PERVERTS WERE THINKING

she once claimed to be dr.who's daughter (???)

back when Alyssa was still interested in Paul

(rip sir macca)

"though not too much"

she 's so "native scouse" she be talking like an American

rip sir macca, part 2

THE DRAMA

first of all

that burn

Paul is loved again

wait. no. never mind

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