mum: you're 26, stop playing with your food
me:
2.
tb to that one time when Discord told me to calm tf down because I typed a liiiiittle bit too fast uwu
(and yes, actual Discord itself)
3.
me: ooooooh, is that a swing/rainbow/playground
me: oh yeah, right right
me: I'm an ADuLt now
4.
my horoscope @ me: one of the typical traits of a taurus is BEING CALM
me:
5.
me: I'm either 100% hyper/distracted/childish or cynical/sarcastic/sassy
or even better: ALL AT ONCE °u°
6.
me: aw, a Beatles test
me: be John, be John, or just any Beatle except P-
test: GUESS WHAT BITCH
test: u'r PAUL
me: ..............
test: uwu
me: damn it, this site's broken
it's fineeeeeee
bonus: me everytime someone mentions a similarity:
extra bonus: the one that reminds me most of those similarities is ... my brain .___.
7.
someone: sooo, what about you? what's on your mind
my brain:
ocd ... Paul McCartney conspiracry theories ... rainbows ... glitter, lots and lots of glitterrr ... 'stay calm' inner mantra .... rainbows
me: oh, haha
me: y'know, nothing special c:
me:
8.
other girls in the morning: doing their hair/make up
me:
9.
How stubborn Am I on a scale from 1 - 10 ?
person: are you okay?
me: I'm fineeeee. Just a smaaall fever, dizziness, low blood pressure. it's nothing, hah
(teachers always low-key forced me to go home in primary and highschool =w= )
10.
Alyssa: you're into Pauuul, tooooo, arenn't ya madu? hehe
me:
me: there goes my appetite
(this Paul fetish is YOUR problem, don't drag me into this, k thanks)
11.
My face when leaving the discord app, after annoying cludi with:
- way too many Hannah Montana references
- my sarcasm 24/7
- mocking Paul 24/7
12.
me: -posting the 10th Liverpool/Scousers rant that day-
me:
(she claims this isn't true and probably won't agree with my meme. However, since I'm such a nice friend I have now decided to claim that what she claims not to be true is actually true. Let the storm rage ooon, arguing never bothered me anywayyy~ )
13.
me: Alyssa is definitely the smart one in this friendship
Alyssa:
oh wait, oops! this post was meant for jokes about me, hehe. but let's be honest, would this really be a blog post of mine if paul or alyssa don't get laughed at? =w=
guess this meme makes fun of me being judgemental, in a way
guess this meme makes fun of me being judgemental, in a way
14.
people: Evelyne looks like such a nice person, always smiling
me: °u°
me: my plan's perfect:
Luckily I have friends who support me <3
see? Scousers even want me to take over their city =w=
15.
actual footage of future me on holiday in Romania, trying to speak to the locals
as usual I blame â and other a with the lil banana accent, goddamnit, you eh/ewh sounds
now, the very last meme has, what I like to call, an "educational" purpose
16.
me: ugh, it's been two years and you still don't know that much Scouse
alyssa: °u°
me: y'know, maybeee I should stop teaching u scouse ... it's no use anywayyy-
alyssa:
me: haha! just kidding!
me:
alyssa:
the biggest joy comes from giving scousers false hope and immediately taking that hope away again =w=
YOU.'VE.BEEN.WARNED~
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