How to be ashamed of ur own husband~

How to be ashamed of your own husband - a guideline by Alyssa

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(This will come to no one's surprise but) THE OTP5EVA is in danger ...
... yep, again
let's see, it's only the -counting- 6th time? hmmm nice
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an overview of past problems of this wonderfullll pairing
1)
introduction to 'Alyssa x Paul'
I like how it's 3-4 years later, this is still accurate

2)
 uh, excuse you? John's MY Beatles crush u.u

3)
THE PASTA'S IN THE PAST.
he got rejected once again

4)
she no longer loves him yeah yeah yeah ;-;

5)
and to make things worse:
Alyssa's now sexually attracted to dolphins

lol that one time when she almost came becuz of dolphin pics
hah that's gayyy

sad fact: both Paul and dolphins no longer fit in Alyssa's new "style"

she now has to be a goth girl in order to be accepted by her friends

- 1 minute silence for Paul and the dolphins who now live a lonely existence in the harbour of Liverpool-

After all these 'circumstances', it's not very surprising Paul decided to become gay for his best friend lol

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION? you may ask
It all started on 'Lol Paul's Old' day aka June 18th.
She couldn't remember his birthday. Well, actually she claimed she remembered after I gave her super obvious hints cludi's so smart

Now she says she's ashamed of Paul. Of course, she will say 'she never said that!!!'OGM'

long story short:
'my friends don't like Paul. And I love my friends more than Paul, so now I don't like him anymore either and stay in my Paul McCartney closet the rest of my life' 

(idk what a Paul McCartney closet looks like but imagine it'd look as gay as her rainbow-themed dreams lol)

BUT COME ON, JUST BECAUSE PAUL:
- is retarded
- the most scouse scouser to ever exist in scouse history
- may like track suits (see previous one)
- wears too much pink
- has 0% taste in fashion
- is kinda (really) chubby
- and may have wanted to name the Beatles the Shoes (weird, but that almost happened lol)
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE ASHAMED OF HIM

and say whatever you want, but if you're too afraid to show your love for someone/something because you might get judged (note how I say 'might'), then that means you're ashamed u.u

here:
HAVE SOME PUPPY EYES TO MAKE YOU FEEL EVEN MORE GUILTY lol oops

Of course, there is a way to fix this,
but, like Frozen has taught us:

'you can't live your entire life in fear because you fear some will judge you'

what will our kwin do???
spoiler: probably nothing