ahgyu,gyytygfttftftrtjyty

SALUT
(omg, my Romanian is, laik, so good I impress myselffff)

First of all I wanna say: I hope this letter ever arrives (I don’t wanna talk badly about the Eastern side of Europe, but I have no idea how the post system works over there)

edit: faillll

Oh ye, back to Romanian: I really wanna start practicing Romanian again but all this applying for jobs stuff makes sure I don’t have much time left.
I also discovered something: there’s this house in my town that I often see, but I never really saw ppl. I recently found out Romanians live there. First the people in my street, now those people. We’ll have our own Romanian community soon :D so if you wonder why there are less and less Romanians in your country, it’s because they probably all live in my town now. I hope this future community will invite me to their parties where they dress up in traditional clothing, drink box vodka that comes with a straw and eat sour soup (idk why, but I really wanna try that soup X3) I’ll be very sad and cry if they shut me out ;;;w;;;

About the two cards: I had been looking for a card with dolphins for over a week now so I gave up and decided to buy the one with flowers instead. And I remember thinking to myself: haha imagine that I now find a card that does have a dolphin on it … WELL GUESS WHAT I did ( -cries- why is my life like this) and oh ye, it’s a birthday card (I had to choose between ‘happy birthday’ or ‘congrats on getting your swimming degree’ lol)

As I write this letter I am sick. Long story short: I’ve been coughing that much that I might get a sore throat YAY I bought medication but I can’t open the damn bottle J)))))) FML
And my hay fever is showing up as well (my lungs hate me :3 )

If your mum asks why there are so many dolphins, then just say ‘delfinii sunt fetișul meu.’

lol theory time

So I said 'I wouldn't tell about my theory'
Guess what I lied (too predictable ... )
My main hobby is still annoying Scousers
And Alyssa probably thought 'heh nah ah dun hev tu redd eht enimoarrr'
Too bad
Maybe I should do an exam about this post to check if she has actually read it?


Okay, so let's start with a small history/Eastern European lesson:

'Once upon a time there was a bossy country named Russia. Russia suddenly thought 'Hey, wouldn't it be fun if I invade all my comradsky countries and oppress them and they all become my slaves, da?'
And that's pretty much what happened ...
Several decades later these countries managed to free themselves.
Two of these countries are called Romania and Moldova. Turns out Romania cherishes fond memories of the time it was oppressed by Russia, because at one point Romania thought:
'Eyy, oppression wasn't so bad. I'm sure Moldova wouldn't mind if we took over their country and even force them to speak our shitty language and everything :) '
And that's pretty much what happened (I mean, these days the poor people from Moldova are that hypnotised by Romanians that they wear the same awful "fashion". I want to ask for one minute of silence for the Moldovan sense of style that died ... )

Everyone in Europe knows about this relationship between these countries.
Honestly, most people here in the West often forget Moldova is a country on its own.
Even the European Union knew about it when they allowed Romania (EU be like: fuck u, Moldova, solve ur own problems k)

Turns out Romanians think we don't know about it. Did you know that there are still Romanians in denial. Lol I have proof:
(it was Saturday evening, which is the perfect time to annoy Scousers. I dunno what sane people do on a Saturday evening tbh ... )

I'm surprised she is positive about Moldova (is it allowed to cheer for the country your country suppresses?)

 Question about politics got ignored
hmmm maybe the government has cameras everywhere?

Doesn't say shit when I mention I am being ignored

Alyssa be like:

'no comment'

So wait wait:

A political situation everyone knows about? But the people can't talk about it?

kinda sounds like she's a political refugee

(and here's the plot twist : )

political refugees often get sent back to their country of origin, no?

ahhah

so she'd get ahhahaha send back to LIVERPOOL ahhahaha

that's, laik, the place she's been trying to avoid since she was 5 (u know u dislike a place if u'd rather go live in Eastern Europe)

rrrandom

friend: and you actually know people in Milan?
me: I know this person in Milan, they're my friend

friend: who is this someone to you? a love interest?
me: lol

me: you were close but still no

-walking down a shopping street-

me: woah look, this store sells a shirt with pink palmtrees on it, must haveeeeeee

friend: -snickers- love it

me: what?

friend: just you being your awesome self again

alyssa (at one point): maybe London IS better than Liverpool

me (to self) : or maybe that's what the government wants you to think

me: so next time we visit the Hard Rock Café, I pretend I faint, because, idk, I ate too much food or something

friend: and then I call the waiter

me: and if it's the wrong one, I quickly 'rise' and say 'no, not this one, the other one!'

me: then I'll magically faint again ... super subtle

friend: and I'll yell 'get your colleague, no, no, the OTHER other one!'

(let's just say I go there for the good food and the good view :)))) )

me: okay, what can you tell me about Liverpool's history?

alyssa:

me: What's the name of the river in Liverpool?

alyssa:

me: what does 'U.K.' stand for?

alyssa:

Me: okay, this should be super easy since Liverpool is only known for one single thing (rip liverpool)

me: spell 'Beatles'

alyssa: oh I know this

alyssa: bjeh ... bae ... bottle-?
alyssa: bjattles? right???

me:

me: you do realise "swimming" with dolphins isn't socially accepted in most countries, right?

alyssa:

me: we didn't friggin' meet in April 2015, stop saying that

alyssa:

Bday stuff~

Okay, before I start this blog post, can I just talk about:
Alyssa and "accepting the fact that she's Scouse, yes really"

It's pretty hilarious to be honest

there are two signs that you've totally accepted being scouse:
1. you can't think of anything positive related to being scouse, all scousers are just dumb right ('cuz fuck you Liverpool and music history/culture lol)
2. when you sigh in an annoyed way 'ugh S I G H fine I accept being scouse godamnit fml'

on the next episode of discord we will see Scousers having a breakdown, so make sure u have wine and snacks to watch :) it'll be good 

'ah-ah'm ... s-s-scaws ...'

-eye twitch-

'everthin' will be alri-'

-cries and dries tears with french homework-

Now for the actual blog post
so I spent the last days being young and 24 as the mature adult I always am :))))

this wasn't really a birthday present, but a few weeks ago I went to Antwerp

and this dude I don't know (a friend from a friend) gave me this card with one of my fav pokemon for free

(I wanted to pay him, but he refused lol)

it's shiny and purple, what's not to love
°v°

About a week ago, I visited my hometown and it was all covered in these pink petals

 

 wisteriaaaa, also everywhere

no day shall pass without a selfie

this bath was actually purple but for some reason I am obsessed with this filter

lol was it obvious that I hated my job at that bakery (only worked there 2 days XD)

random but look how cute and 90s my top is

when you wake up at 3AM and have class til 9:15PM 

totally 100% paying attention °v°''''

not to long ago I compared my current looks to September 2016

I don't remember being this ugly hahah

(sometimes aging really helps improve things)

 at grandma's

there's crazy in my eyes again

it's becoming my signature look ... oops

makes sense

pink overdose at it again

 Sunday morning

it was raining most of the time, then it was a little bit less rainy,

aaaand there was this bus :c

livin' the loner life everywhere I go

yay I was on a boat

I got out of bed and walked through rain for ... boats

(it was a miracle my make up wasn't smudged)

 my dog asking for attention

(she does that 24/7, but this was cute)

I could've just stayed in that store to watch Coco

 On Monday and Tuesday my sisters came home (we often celebrate my bday on the 1st)
me and my sisters went out on Monday
I actually looked pretty cute, sadly my camera didn't capture the cuteness :'c

 

"I deserve Cuba Libre, because I made an entire essay about Cuba"

(fun fact: that essay was made in 2013, almost 5 years ago. still valid argument tho)

 

I also learnt that I really fail at pooling

who knew hitting a ball with a stick was that diffiuclt riiight >w>

MAY 1ST - LAST DAY BEING   Y O U N G

my make looked pretty good actually

cyclinggg

I cycled 8.4km !!!

 all this wind

oh ye I'm an "adult" 

when u realise u might be a tiny biiiiit too tall to climb inside something that's made for kids

perfect fit

 

-shrugs-

 

'ohh so you're not 19?'

this lil scarf is super cute

MAY 2ND

it was 7AM

and I'm one of those ppl who literally counts down to the hour when I age

random but ... black cat

 

official first 25 selfie

mail from grandma

always be extra and shiny

A L W A Y S

even more cakeeeee

super shiny as usual  :3

 F*CK YE IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY I'M RIDING A HOR-
wait what .____.

(this wouldn't be my blog post if paul wasn't laughed at)

when ur friend says u have to actually w a i t to get ur drawing

:c

was worth the wait tho

when ur friend's only 17, but has the memory of a 70 year old

... THREE FULL MINUTES LATER ...