A gift for cludi's conscience~

Okay,

so Paul lost both parents

he lost his mum friend John

and Alyssa 'claims she loves him' but lol we all know that's an excuse

I am willing to take over this city of despair

(lol if you hear a voice in the background, saying 'ogm ah stell luv mah homeee' just ignore it, the voice is lying)

but I'm not willing to adopt its son of despair

I don't care if he's the most speshal scouser of all scousers

or if he can play bass guitar

or whatever

so since Paul is now an orphan what has become of him

let's look at 'the orphan life of little Paulie who gets bullied'

 -insert crying puppy sounds here-

or also possible:

-john didn't pay attention to mi for laik, 2 seconds so imma crai now-