Paul's closet

Just to be clear: this post isn't about Paul's sexuality, but it would have been a very fitting title, too

So here we go: a smoll guide to Paul's closet:

( ^^^ this is why you shouldn't do alcohol, kids ^^^ )

Let's face it: even the spider living in your bathroom has more sense of fashion / is more capable of putting on a stylish outfit than Paul

However, these days Paul dresses as a quiet stylish old grandpa man, thanks to a team of stylists and many years of wisdom (hey! he even learnt to put on pants and not just underwear during those years). And celebrities have to look on point, right?
But what if he wasn't famous?

So this blog post's question is: what clothes would Paul wear if he were a regular old retired man?

But before that: some memorable outfits

'Sweater vests are love, sweater vests are laif'

'Fat Aladdin'

'Sweater vests: Part 2'

'Today is Pretend-you-are-John day'

'Ye traditional Scaws couple' (Featuring George)

'Black cat'

Paul as regular old man starter pack: