Paul's closet

Just to be clear: this post isn't about Paul's sexuality, but it would have been a very fitting title, too

So here we go: a smoll guide to Paul's closet:

( ^^^ this is why you shouldn't do alcohol, kids ^^^ )

Let's face it: even the spider living in your bathroom has more sense of fashion / is more capable of putting on a stylish outfit than Paul

However, these days Paul dresses as a quiet stylish old grandpa man, thanks to a team of stylists and many years of wisdom (hey! he even learnt to put on pants and not just underwear during those years). And celebrities have to look on point, right?
But what if he wasn't famous?

So this blog post's question is: what clothes would Paul wear if he were a regular old retired man?

But before that: some memorable outfits

'Sweater vests are love, sweater vests are laif'

'Fat Aladdin'

'Sweater vests: Part 2'

'Today is Pretend-you-are-John day'

'Ye traditional Scaws couple' (Featuring George)

'Black cat'

Paul as regular old man starter pack:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them vs. Beatles comparison/ Paul McCartney is Jacob Kowalski theory

Longest. title. ever


So I've watched this film three times now. Twice in about two weeks lol. But before you think I'm crazy (can't blame u tho :))) ), let me explain:
I had to convince/show my friend how good it is (I'm not obsessed hahahaha- hmm -__- if I watch this film one more time I almost know it by heart)

So here I thought: why not compare a film I'm obsessed with with something else I'm obsessed with: Them Beatles
Because the, well, MY meaning of life is comparing everything with Beatles
AND YET THE DOCTORS HAVEN'T CONCLUDED I HAVE BEATLEMANIA (yet) HAH

(my mom didn't have me tested yet, but she probably would if she could)

So here it goes:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them vs. The Beatles

Ok, first things first: the first thing to do is decide which character would be which Beatle

 (sorry, Paul, there had to be at least one derp pic and and that happens to be you...in every single blog post :3 )

Okay, so let me explain:
- George as Newt:
very introverted, doesn't even look at ppl cuz what if they gonna jugde you ;-;
shy
is very friendly
has the most adorable smile

- John Senpai as Tina:
Very serious most of the time
that one friend that has to save the asses of the others of the group and solve their shit for them almost all the time
the momma friend (momma John <3333 )
always looks like they're judging you

- Ringo as Queenie:
You're adorable, most people love you (except when they're cludi)
chubby guys are into you ;)
beautiful blue eyes, not many can resist them (again: unless they're cludi)
dang u cute girl
u look kawaii, but damn u can also kick ass
very friendly

- Paul as Jacob:
The perfect job for you would be working in/owning a bakery
pastries are love, pastries are life
you're confused/don't know what's going on almost all the time
you're a huge dork, but that's why people love you
u kinda chubby
people can totally 100% seduce u with food

Some random comparison shit:

 'nuff said

Cludi, I didn't know u do crossdressing ... and wear hats?

After a long day, John, mother of three, returns to his children

mummy (John) 's here

(whether he wants to or not)

Paul is Jacob theory

Pretty sure that even in Liverpool you can only find one of those

Oh and something small and random, for those of you who say John didn't look down on Paul:

Super Accurate Venice-Liverpool History Story

Good news: a new blog post!
Bad news: a new blog post...

Sorry if y'all thought I was dead, this witch is still alive c:

So today I'd like to do a blog post about a theory of mine, which goes the following: There might be a small historical relationship between Venice and Liverpool
(Ye, okay, they're both suspicious city near the water/sea)

(This is also fun since I have one friend with whom I joke about Liverpool and another I joke with about Venice, so perfect combination!
 

Let's look at the history of Gondolas

While in previous centuries gondolas could be many different colors, a sumptuary law of Venice required that gondolas should be painted black, and they are customarily so painted now.^[4]

 ^{it says: because of a law, but what if that's just a cover story?}

^{because like mentioned earlier there's a city that's already quite similar}

 ^{Just imagine Venice, but instead of cute and romantic imagine the cheap, gay and drunk version of it and you get: Liverpool}

^{For a long time Venice didn't mind this, until they Beatlemania appeared.}