zaterdag 9 januari 2016

Iceland for princess

so, imagine: you're a teenage boy living in the world of anime, being a lil' shit and u have this fangirl that really loves you. she's the same age, also a lil shit. perfect combination, right?

BUT THEN ONE DAY she decided you're no longer her favourite, after all these beautiful fangirls ;w;
not only are you being dumped, you're dumped for no other than your ONII CHAN
that's right, that guy that totally embarrasses you on purpose, totally makes your life a hell ON PURPOSE, always says you're being a drama queen and acting like a teenager ON PURPOSE

Without the love of a fangirl (who had always loyally supported him until now) Iceland's heart turned into ice (get it? Iceland, ice?)

a frozen heart?
now doesn't that sound like A DISNEY FILM?
which means we found the perfect reason to turn Iceland into a disney princess \°v°/

Iceland would be perfect for dresses!

even when he was little he already wore them


(very historically accurate, I know)

Iceland would be perfect for the role of Princess
-he's obviously the most cheerful and polite nordic (like that one time in episode 49 when he called the other Nordics 'freaks')
-just like a lot of Disney Princesses has a side kick, and not just any sidekick, a bird to whom he can sing AND talk


but you probably wonder what his film would be about?
once upon a time there were two brothers, who lived together in a castle. their parents are dead 'cause everything is always super dramatic in a Disney film, especially Disney Princess films XDD. 3 years after the death of their parents, Norway is old enough to become the new queen of the kingdom ('cause calling him a king isn't fun enough). during the coronation party Iceland introduces this handsome and tall stranger he met, known as Prince Fridge of the Ice Cube Isles.
ofcourse, being the annoyed teenager and lil shit he usually is, Iceland disagrees which causes a conversation most grown ups (in this case Norway) have with teenagers


this guy's face is just like 'omg, what a spoiled brat -le sigh-'

'whatever gurl'



Norway: 'ok, that's it I'm gonna chase u'


NOT MUCH LATER ICELAND WAS FOUND

'an ICE palace, how very predictable of you, ICEland'

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