dinsdag 3 augustus 2021

aly memes but it's her crushes

 let's start with the first one


1.
Aly every day between 12PM and 2PM
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2.
when brunette Aly went to the hairsdresser....we all know her inspiration
Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus GIF - HannahMontana MileyCyrus Wig - Discover &  Share GIFs


3.
when your bf asks when ya finally gonna study Dutch again
Meilleurs GIFs Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus | Gfycat

4.
the thought of having to learn 5 new words in Dutch
Top 30 Hannah Montana GIFs | Find the best GIF on Gfycat


5.
mum: what were you doing in your room?
mum: I heard.....sounds
aly: nuuuuuuthin', mamaaa
aly:
Hannah Montana gifs - Hannah Montana bức ảnh (38914888) - fanpop


6.
Aly: I don't hate my 2019 self
also Aly:
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7.
Aly: I don't like sagittarius
me: why
Aly: -flashbacks-
hannah montana miley cyrus gif | WiffleGif

Aly:
Miley Cyrus Crying Her Heart Out Gif

Aly: n-n-no reason   Q-Q




time for the other one


1.
Aly's face when she needs to come up with reasons not to study Dutch
Paul mccartney GIF on GIFER - by Mejas

"I don't have a noteboooook"
or
"damn, duolingo really refuses to opennnnn what a shameeee"
me: do you wanna play ac instead
aly: -immediately closes tab-
aly: YES


2.
Aly: sorry can't talk I'm BUSY playing genshin
Aly: ok is she gone
Aly: is mum out? ok phew
Aly: -Best of Both Worlds blasting through her room-
Paul Mccartney GIFs | Tenor


3.
Someone: you're pretty
Aly: I knowww    c:
From Pennylane to Pepperland — Times Paul McCartney was the perfect  reaction gif


4.
-1OPM-
me: hmmm Aly disappeared-
me:
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Aly -suddenly reappears around midnight-
Aly: sorry I was fa-....napping    c:


5.
when pe cimpoi comes on the radio but your friends don't vibe to it as much as you do
Paul McCartney enjoying "Evil Woman" at the Grammys.: gifs



6.
Aly: wow I haven't had any booze in a long time
-then the scouse kicks in again, after hearing there's no alcohol in her system-
Aly, two glasses of melon wine later:

Paul Mccartney GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY


I secretly love it when I receive messages full of word letter soup heh I mean what

maandag 2 augustus 2021

calling out scorpies

 since my scorp loooooooves being "called out" (that's scorp language for "telling the truth"   uwu) I decided to do a blog about it

let's immediately get started


1.

scorpio: I want people to be honest with me
fren: -tells truth about how they act-
scorpio: stop calling me outtttt  ;-;


2.
what the scorpio says:
I'm soooo mysterious. I never talk about feelings because you gotta leave people guessing hah
translation:
I c-c-can't t-talk abo..ut my fe-feelings cuz if I d-d-dooo I'll go bright red and stutter

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they say Amity's star sign is scorpio and I'm 100% here for it


2.
any time you ask scorps about their preferences.....about anything

-meanwhile at the restaurant-
fren: so have you decided what you wanted to eat  ovo
scorpio: ......
scorpio:
Teachers Talk: The 6 Most Annoying Things Students do During Distance  Learning - The Bite


3.

frens: -watches two idiots fight in near distance-
fren 1: what are they doing?
fren 2: fighting over which one of them is the "toughest" ....
frens: .....
fren 1: I know a more fun bet
fren 2: hmm?
fren 1: on which one will start crying first
fren 2:
Here Take My Money GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

bonus:
aries and scorpio both burst into tears and are now sobbing together, like that one spongebob episode
GIF lady and the tramp 2 spongebob bob esponja - animated GIF on GIFER


4.
scorpio outside:
Move Bitch GIF - Move Bitch White GIFs

And if anyone tries anything at all, put them in their place: | Gordon  ramsay funny, Gordon ramsay quotes, Gordon ramsay

Shut The Hell Up GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

scorpio 2 seconds after they enter their house:

Crying In Bed GIFs | Tenor

Network Hyuka Official — hueningkais: hyuka & his plushie

Top 30 Plushies GIFs | Find the best GIF on Gfycat


5.
fren: are you okay, you seem a bit....tense?
scorpio: -repressing feelings and personality 24/7-
scorpio: -eye twitch-
scorpio:
not fine gifs | WiffleGif


I know certain scorps who think they can still hide their dork personality in their selfies. keep holding your breath while you take that selfie, lil scorp    uwu


scorpio: did you know I'm suuuuper evil   uwu  -
scorpio: proud   uwu
fren: .....
fren: .....we've been friends for 10 years, you think I dunno you?
scorpio: -narrows eyes- you're right
scorpio: -runs off to stranger-
scorpio: did you know I'm evil?   uwu
stranger: uhh
fren:
Dork GIFs | Tenor

as long as you don't have to act like your true self, right? cuz apparently being a dork is a bad thing that needs to be covered in black

maandag 19 juli 2021

madu being dramatic for 4 days 9 hours and 51 minutes

 in the category: scorps aren't the only ones who are good at analysing

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so u know dem scorpies right. who hate being called scorpies right. they also be hating it when u be saying they cannot communicate so it is time for another game. a game played before, called "how long before the scorp communicates aka speaks themself


last message sent: 01:03AM belgian time


currently 6:41PM
ze scorp has not talked
HOWEVER they do believe reacting to my comment is a form of communicating (which isn't wrong, but not talking uwu)


I think I forgot to mention this, but I meant talk in chat, as in discord (I'm picky I know   uwu). Aly is going one of her "I onli tawk to you on snapchat" phases, she has these a few times a week hehe

oh and she's saying weird stuff about potatoes and 'ogm, americans call a potato a frie' (they don't, lol) but other than that she seems sane...I guess?

I think she knows I'm gossiping about her cuz she went offline on discord. hmm

I wish scorps would open up to me if they're feeling bad/suffering, instead they always ....post a status....so no talking on discord

it's been 21 hours and 27 minutes 

eu plâng doar un pic  ;;


Scorp memes online: bold of you to assume ur scorp fren would miss u
Me: pffff those are just memes   uwu
Also me rn: -realises fren hasn't chatted w me in over 24 hours-
Me:
Im Almost Crying GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY


I-it's been 1 day, 13 hours and 52 minutes

Eu plâng doar un pic

hmmm. there's not enough drama. maybe I should slowly but surely become less and less active on Snapchat. Yknow, create some concern

fuck I really am like Paul  ;;

if scorps truly are as caring as they say, then this should work
......although I feel like aly's unconsciously already feeling bad cuz she keeps making sure to talk to me on snapchat, but I demand discord just like Paul's demand to be call cute every 5 minutes   uwu

I'm bored so I'm looking at the old tumblr of certain ppl, and I gotta say dem scorp vibes are strong here. as we all know, scorps think they can only prove their worth by being  "tough    uwu"

 

actually described herself as "feral" ahaha, which is interesting. she b that feral she cries over dolphins

aly online: I'M FERAL, I dare uu, come at me, IDGAFFF
aly on discord: cries over dolphins and Frozen, simping over dolphins, ehheeheh, ogm I loveee cheesy stuff

so which one is my real best fren here 


I'm still bored and found out something. according to tumblr her last post was posted 2 years ago, cuz she managed to make it stop working. ahaha, an IT speshalist who knows how to break a website, noice irony.
anyway, 2 years ago would be Summer 2019
BUT the icon is from Pokemon Sword and Shield 

 

 

which came out less than two years ago, hmmmmmm. what she hidin, here


and we keep waiting
it's been 1 day, 17 hours and 14 minutes


Aly claims "she loooooves talking to me/you're fun to talk tooo/I'm happy to be around uu"

Are You Afraid Of The Dark GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

so now she chats through snapchat? okay, not sure she ditched discord XD


it's been 2 days 7 hours and 48 minutes
I thought she'd send me a message within 24 hours lol

the rumours are true, scorps really don't message first


update: ze scorp is starting to be concerned, me plan b workin. no answers but here have some flowers lol


also she's capable of changing her discord picture and text, but not capable of talking to me? hmmmm :thinking:


and we're at 3 days yay

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it's been 3 days 1 hour and 26 minutes ;;


and 3 days 18 hours and 39 minutes......


we're at 4 days, starting to feel genuinely sad tbh

the game ended at 4 days 9 hours and 51 minutes

she must've smelled my tears lol


dumb frozen meme but it's about scorps like every joke I make

 what happened to the Paul jokes? they're replaced w scorpio jokes. what do Paul and scorpios have in common? they both lost their sanity eheheh-







zondag 27 juni 2021

o încercare de a-l înveseli pe scorpionul meu

românul rău este si el o încercare  :)))))))

(Romanian XD is so passive aggressive lmao help)


ok, să încercăm

 

Numărul 1

 
scorpio: I did it
scorpio: finally made frens
lil voice inside their head: u do realise having frens means talking about feelings
scorpio: -sweats-
lil voice: ...and maybe even discussing secrets
scorpio: wHaT WHY?  -anxious-
lil voice: because you must TRUST your frens    uwu
scorpio: o_______o
scorpio:
                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh No Kermit GIF - OhNo Kermit Nervous - Discover & Share GIFs                       
-a few minutes laterrr-
frens: aw look, a text messag- wait
scorpio: "guys, I don't think I can do this whole friendship thing anymore. It was nice knowing you"
 
 

Numărul 2



bonus:

rainbow: HAH and you thought YOU were the tough one around here....cute
rainbow: -laughs in colour-


Numărul    3

 
"I'm just gonna bottle up all my feelings for the rest of my life, what could possible go wrong. def won't make me an intense person or anythinnn' "
 

                                                      
 
Numărul 4                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        no one:
literally no one:
scorpios in the middle of a conversation: 
  Lucifer - Gif | Lucifer gif, Tom ellis, Lucifer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
 bonus:
pisces: -turns to scorpio-
pisces: 
scorpio:

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Numărul 5

 
they b vewyyy tough....until dem emoshuns kick in 'n they become tomato
 

 this is alyssa's reminder to watch Robin Hood w me   uwu
 
 

Numărul 6

 
"It's only ok when I ask too many questions, not the other way arounnddd  uwu"
 

 
 
 

 Numărul 7


Kris Jenner is one of my fav celebrity scorps lol
 

Numărul 8

         
to end, have my old edit

I def don't mind making more of these ^^
all you have to do is ask talk about ur emoshuns hehe