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Oh me gosh, a blog post that's not about me mocking Paul   :0

I thought of making this blog post when I was out in the city, it was really warm and my 2 brain cells had melted. That's my excuse for this lame title, haha

Another thing I want to mention in this blog post is that my dear friend Aly has bad taste (not very surprising since she likes Paul...OOPS MOCKED HIM ANYWAY) but now she even likes me being bothersome, haha
So this blog post is dedicated to a  certain lil scorp
...
... no but seriously, have you seen a scorpion? have you seen Aly? they both small (coming from someone who's only 3cm taller and clearly proud of that)

let's commence

Aly just wanted to see the clothes, but I decided to turn this into a long blog post and show her everything

1. a birb dress

normally I don't wear a lot of white cuz I'm clumsy and afraid to spill on my clothes, but I love this dress. and I love the sleeves. the fabric is either silk or something that feels like silk, so it's soft owo

2. black lace dress

well the details aren't really lace but idk what to call it. I think it's a pj dress since it's a very light fabric

adding it to my scorpio collection

 I wanted to show the bottom half ;w;

 too smoll

(still not as smoll as Aly tho, hahahah-   RUNS)

3. black transparent dress with stars

and I like the sleeves

you can see the star pattern better on the second picture

4. colourful dress 

lots of colours and if you look closely you can see some butterflies in the print

5. top

never enough leopard print

random stuff I bought

- Aly thinks I look old ;;

- my sister said my circles were that dark that she can see them even without her glasses

SO I HAVE TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES

-buys all shower gells with flower and/or fruit smells-

(lol, almost typed flower gell)

 I couldn't decide which colour I liked better

 wanna try this on the bottom half of my hair soon owo

cute shiny make up bag

 Frozen II comic book :0

-haul ends here-

Even more random stuff

Evelyne is a dehydrated plant who needs a drink

.

fun fact: Burger King has a crazy amount of soda flavours, I picked coca cola orange. My scorp friends recommended it and it tastes way better than you'd think

view

this is pretty much were the blog post stops being interesting

here are pictures of me

going home in a warm bus, felt my (warm) breath on my face all the time lol

I also discovered a filter where you can draw something and that drawing will appear above your head hehe

I tried to write 'draga' but it looks like 'drago'

LOL

the blog posts ends here before I keep ranting lol

FIN

AC part I

I've decided to restart my Animal Crossing New Leaf game ... since you can just change the name of your town :'(

Liverp'l

(cuz Liverpool was one letter too long. one letter, why)

'wHo Is sHE'

when you move somewhere and they force you to be the mayor

ok sure

no pressure AT ALL

 I'd never joke, ask Aly

 btch is stalking me

(fun fact: she's literally a bitch)

 the old mayor is a demented turtle

 just met me ... already forgot my name

yep, getting dumb scouse vibes here

house:

EXPECTATIONS

 vs.

REALITY

luch, eht's a cheghehn

y'all been warned

 making designs

 our flag is boring

hopefully I can use my design soon

she's cuter than I expected

 me trying not to loose my shit 

even though

Isabelle keeps   s t a l k i n g  me

me and AC share the same lame humour

l

what happens when u shake a tree

mostly bees, lol

guess who still hasn't changed her flag

;;;w;;;

scorps

before I start this blog I wanna say that I'm not suspicious of scorps,
in fact, I even said something nice
((but I got ignored lol)

I decided to do a top 3 of Scorps

1. my best friend
   I guess you could say that ... Al is my pal
   (I'm trying very hard not to make scorp jokes, so lame jokes instead sowwy)
2. my good friends M, K, S

3. these celebrities, who inspire us and show that scorpios can escape their emo phase

Bob Ross
not only does he know a lot about colours :0 he also shows emotions

Katy Perry
pretty known for her colourful and playful style.

this poster is in my room. let's just say it's thanks to Katy I found out I'm not straight
Katy to me is what Miley is to Aly
did teenage me crush on a scorpio OFC NOT

Romemeian

bonus points if u find my title funny

Once upon a time there was a language which was different from the others. Romance languaged laughed at it calling it Russian. Slavic languages said it couldn't join their friends group cuz it wasn't qualified enough.
However, Romanian had been warned

linguists: combine slavic and romance?

linguists: I wouldn't go there ...

this group of weird vampires:

How to make your own Romanian?

- add some random latin shit while we're at it

- a with a lil ^ cuz we like to copy French

- but also a with a banana on top of it cuz one special a isn't enough

- make sure your pronunciation is a paîne in the ass for students to learn

(that pun never gets old)

- if there's not at least one word ending in esc(u) in each sentence, then  you're doing something wrong

gotta love these as well

"my tongue's in the hospital. I tried to pronounce sclipicioșilor

 and broke it"