*3* Back - Miitopia - part I

Okay so,
the good news: I'm back!   -yay-
the bad news: the random people who actually read these blog posts actually thought they finally got rid of me (the witch has been defeated!), but the witch of the high north has returned!

I started missing making blog posts, but I wasn't quite sure on what to make blog posts about. So I've decided to do a review about this game I bought last week: Miitopia!
It's way more entertaining than I expected tbh

so the game starts with ... me!
(ofcourse I'd make myself the protagonist of the story)

 then there are suddenly faces floating around
(idk, this game became dark real quick, lol)

the first village I end up is called 'Greenhorne' with a bunch of ... interesting ppl
including a girl who seems to be dating a fish???
(this beastiality reminds me of alyssa and dolphins)

Ricky seemed to be the best name for a villain, also them sunglasses

 Oh yeah, greenhorne seems to have this corrupt mayor. 10/10

 I swear, this character is 100% me

 battling pikachu's, game reminds me of Pokémon

 first team member
ofcourse it had to be Paul, ofcourse

 oh well ...

 please.send.help

 do we really have to???

 Paul found his 'banana' lol

 he's showing off his banana
inappropiate

 another character that's exactly like the irl version

 okay, I love this game but there's one part I hate:

my mii can't eat any food

and then there's this fatass. you can feed him almost anything

his fighting skills are uh

 great, just great

 yay we became the obnoxious show offs 

sage Johnny boii
*Q*

 I'M SUPER SAD CUZ THE SAGE CAN'T JON YOUR TEAM
I'll have to make another John to join my team :c

just supah pwetty graphics

 in some battles you have to battle mushrooms that twerk

again 10/10

great, Paul's losing his sanity ...

did I just make a Ladybug to join my team?
yes, yes I did

 one of the happiest parts is going to the inn <3

Hopefully we'll meet new characters in the next part :D

Scousers are gonna cry

And not just any Scousers
Technically speaking, Alyssa has to cry, because:

(we sorta made a deal here -shrugs- )

OFCOURSE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIE
Okay, so I was minding my own business
Just looking through my files, on my computer
then BAM
some random Sai file appeared and well

Okay, for the background story of this drawing:

'T was November 7th in the Kengdum o' Leh'rpul. On this day the Kwin would become of age, time for the coronation. This also meant she'd finally be introduced to her Keng.
For many many years the Kwin had imagined what her ideal king would look like: slim, intelligent, blond, muscular, brave.
However, the man who walked into the throne room wasn't anything like this. This man was quite the opposite, it was Keng Pole 'f Welt'n The Ridiculous I

In this drawing, I tried to capture the Kwin's expression the first time she saw the love of her life, while sitting on her throne :)

Paul walks into room:

Alyssa: 

The Kwin looking "lovingly" at her Keng:

So, to finish this blog post:

Happy Birthd- eh I mean ... day you were born, Alyssa!

(Using the actual word is dangerous on this very day)

Paul McCartney Post Because Certain Scousers Kept Whining~

A Paul McCartney mocke- I mean appreciation (those words look so alike eheh) post for my friend (and other people who read this)
why?
-she's sick
-I literally can't say anything without hearing 'poorrrr pawwwl he so innocehnt'

Okay, here we go:
1. he has such a pwetty faceeee  *Q*

2. whenever he does look serious, he looks like John has just slapped him in the face

3. he pretends to be a dolphin sometimes, a good trick to turn Alyssa on

4. His taste in fashion is ... well, uh ... interesting ...

5. Living his best cake life
   (and we're still not allowed to call him fat)

6. Does cosplay
his father/the old retired man Paul's supposed to be

Scouse Aladdin

Simba (?)

suit of sham- I mean black cat

7. Doesn't really seem to understand the concept of clothes ...

(lol ... interesting pose)

But MOST IMPORTANTLY, he has always represented the average Scouse man:
- friggin drunk behaviour

-track suits

-socially awkward

-doesn't know basic stuff like how to wave lmao

The many adventures of studying Romanian~

(Warning: all these jokes sounded funnier in my head)
(... then again ... all my jokes sound funnier in my head, so well ... )

Once upon a time there was this innocent little angel (we're talking about me, obviouslyyy) and her mother. There was this song, probably on the radio. After the song ended, the girl asked her mum:
 'hah, mum that language they just sang ... it doesn't really exist right? They just made that up for the song?'
to which her mum replied:
'wha, ofcourse not! It's Romanian'
-insert my mum having flashbacks to her one holiday to Romania in the middle of the 80s lol-

(she visited the country during one of the last years of comunism and even today she still complains 'it was boring, she only saw churches and wasn't allowed to party and drink vodka' (okay she didn't actually say that last part but I know my mum quite well lol))

So I knew this would be a weird language, but ever since that moment I became fascinated with this language that to me sounded like 'weird mumbling' (still does)

AND BOII, WAS I RIGHT. One of the weirdest languages ever  :3

I listened to Disney songs like Let It Go (yes, fine, go judge someone else  :'c ) in both Romanian and Bulgarian. And my brain immediately decided that Bulgarian sounded pretty and Romanian just sounds weird. AND YET my brain said:
'you know what, we'll be studying Romanian hooray!'  (becuz' fuck logic that's why)

talking about 'fuck', the Romanian for 'I do is 'eu fac',
which sounds pretty much like 'eww fuck!'   :D

Some other interesting ideas about this language,
explained through my obviously hilarious jokes:
(who never got the appreciation they deserved, RIP jokes ;--; )

craciun?
so the Romanian for Christmas is ... Crack-mass,
Good ol' Crackmass where they be sniffin' some white snow  =w=
hahahahahaha-  .___.

no, but really, seriously tho they sing bratulduiiii  ;w;

(and before anyone asks; yes, most of my Romanian knowledge comes from watching Olaf's Frozen Adventure in Romanian  c°:  )

I need answers

ÎNTREBARE
I was suuuuuuper close!

the worst part is that I keep laughing with these jokes (wai ehm ah laik tehs? ;w; )

Eww fuck? Crack-ium?
Not only have we learnt they people in Romania are probably on crack, in Romania this is all considered normal ... then again, Romania might not be the most normal country

 (alcohol is love, alcohol is life)

(added this one 'cuz it's Alyssa's favourite film)

BUT HEY!
(this part is according to Alyssa's logic: )

A-At least it's not as difficult as Scouse, right
pffff Scouse is hard, bro
l-laik
look -->   luch
book -->  buch

woah much difficultyyy, or as Alyssa would say it:
'BuT HOw AM i SuPPOSed TO KNoW 'BUCH' MEAns BOOK, MaDu. You JEst DoNuT UNNERStanD Mi'  QwQ

Sfarsit~

What if:

John Lennon was actually open about being bisexual?

John: The next medley is dedicated to my love
-meanwhile in the background-
Paul: See, George? John's actually super romantic.
John: ♫ Ahh, look at all the lonely people ♫
Paul: Wha-
George: -grins-
John: ♫ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowwhere land. Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to ... ♫
Paul: ;;-;;
John: -plays I am the Walrus-
George: you just got  r o a s t e d
Paul: -sobbing-

Ringo: