The many adventures of studying Romanian~

(Warning: all these jokes sounded funnier in my head)
(... then again ... all my jokes sound funnier in my head, so well ... )

Once upon a time there was this innocent little angel (we're talking about me, obviouslyyy) and her mother. There was this song, probably on the radio. After the song ended, the girl asked her mum:
 'hah, mum that language they just sang ... it doesn't really exist right? They just made that up for the song?'
to which her mum replied:
'wha, ofcourse not! It's Romanian'
-insert my mum having flashbacks to her one holiday to Romania in the middle of the 80s lol-

(she visited the country during one of the last years of comunism and even today she still complains 'it was boring, she only saw churches and wasn't allowed to party and drink vodka' (okay she didn't actually say that last part but I know my mum quite well lol))

So I knew this would be a weird language, but ever since that moment I became fascinated with this language that to me sounded like 'weird mumbling' (still does)

AND BOII, WAS I RIGHT. One of the weirdest languages ever  :3

I listened to Disney songs like Let It Go (yes, fine, go judge someone else  :'c ) in both Romanian and Bulgarian. And my brain immediately decided that Bulgarian sounded pretty and Romanian just sounds weird. AND YET my brain said:
'you know what, we'll be studying Romanian hooray!'  (becuz' fuck logic that's why)

talking about 'fuck', the Romanian for 'I do is 'eu fac',
which sounds pretty much like 'eww fuck!'   :D

Some other interesting ideas about this language,
explained through my obviously hilarious jokes:
(who never got the appreciation they deserved, RIP jokes ;--; )

craciun?
so the Romanian for Christmas is ... Crack-mass,
Good ol' Crackmass where they be sniffin' some white snow  =w=
hahahahahaha-  .___.

no, but really, seriously tho they sing bratulduiiii  ;w;

(and before anyone asks; yes, most of my Romanian knowledge comes from watching Olaf's Frozen Adventure in Romanian  c°:  )

I need answers

ÎNTREBARE
I was suuuuuuper close!

the worst part is that I keep laughing with these jokes (wai ehm ah laik tehs? ;w; )

Eww fuck? Crack-ium?
Not only have we learnt they people in Romania are probably on crack, in Romania this is all considered normal ... then again, Romania might not be the most normal country

 (alcohol is love, alcohol is life)

(added this one 'cuz it's Alyssa's favourite film)

BUT HEY!
(this part is according to Alyssa's logic: )

A-At least it's not as difficult as Scouse, right
pffff Scouse is hard, bro
l-laik
look -->   luch
book -->  buch

woah much difficultyyy, or as Alyssa would say it:
'BuT HOw AM i SuPPOSed TO KNoW 'BUCH' MEAns BOOK, MaDu. You JEst DoNuT UNNERStanD Mi'  QwQ

Sfarsit~