This is very possibly the first blog post I try to make using my phone, so wish me luck
1.
Alyssa: yeah, I already know English, Italian, Romanian, some French...
Alyssa: might try to learn Russian and Japanese in the future, no problem, chill
Me: what about scouse?
Alyssa: s-scouse
Alyssa: what's a scouse?
Me:...
Alyssa: - Alyssa.png has stopped working. Would you like to close this app? -
2.
Alyssa be laik:
Learns to speak Romanian perfectly in about 1 year
Alyssa also be laik:
Still doesn't get buch is scouse for book because 'but it's such a difficult acceeeent'
3.
Alyssa trying to speak scouse summed up in a picture
-vagueness and confusion included -
4.
Alyssa: nope, I ain't scouse no more
Alyssa: I moved away from Liverpool
Alyssa: nuthin' scouse about me I'm an in Romania living Romanian who happens to speak Romanian
Alyssa: haah - awkward laugh-
Also Alyssa:
-omg, I almost died of stupidity last night
-so, km, huh? Stands for kilograms, riight?
The fact that she shows respect for Paul mccartney doesn't help either
5.
Me: okay, Paul went through this dumb phase when he was younger, but now he is definitely an old and wise man
Me: never mind, I take back all my words
6. No meme, just feels
7. Me after two glasses of rum or tequila:
8.
Random person: so does your friend speak Romanian?
Alyssa: nah, not reall-
Me: uhm, excuse you,
Alyssa: don't go there
Me: what language do you think 'Viata n-are buton de rewind' and 'dragostea din tea' are??
Random person & Alyssa:.....
9.
Me - reads book called 'how to be a good friend' -
Me: oh OK, I got this
Alyssa: hi
Me: - sarcastic comments & only talks about the dumbest shit I've done in my life. Also mocks scousers -
10.
When John mentions the word 'diet' in your presence
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