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Interviewing Paul McCartney

Expectations:
 'Gehrl, u wanna come over to my party full of drugs and alcohol?'

Reality:

Review: In Her Shoes~

I've watched this film about two times. Well, I've seen parts of it. Mostly the middle and ending. But never the complete film. I do know what's it about and I like it, so let's do this!

- I like the intro music
- Rose looks like the most average and boring person
- I like these black shoes
- I actually relate to Maggie

- awesome closet

- So Rose's best friend is a snob, nice
- lmao, 'Anal house'
- the first nice outfit she wears

- These guys who approach Maggie in the streets seemed nice but they turned out to be douchebags
- Maggie almost got assaulted and her sister doesn't give a fuck, how nice of her
- poor Maggie gets thrown out, well at least she moves to a better place (what I remember from the other half of the film)
- he looks cute

- I like Maggie better than Rose. But fucking her sister's boyfriend is a shitty thing to do
- She's moving to Miami, niiiiiice
- So much pink °v°

- "And where is he now? He's on the beach looking at boozems!"
- Ella x Lewis? I ship it
- Laundry = date   XD
- I hate her personality, but I like her looks

- Poor dog didn't get to move to Miami ;w;
- so many pink buildings in Miami <3

- This will be me in the future

- so much swag (I like this sunglasses look)

- lmao Maggie's being stalked by old guys
- her sister found a new job with lots of doggies and is happier now, that's nice
- for some reason I like this outfit

- These two XDD friendship goals tbh

- I kinda like Simon better now, even though he can't pronounce 'croissants' and French in general
- Maggie actually has a job! °o°
- "There's a pick up line with a bit dust on it"
- the scene where he reads this real weird kind of erotic love story

- I relate so much to Mrs. Lefkowitz, she's me when I'm older
- "My heel has a mouth" lmao
- "This place keeps getting better and better" lmao the old guys
- "I'm just taking some time off"
   "Me too!"
- "Why can't I just stay mad at you?"
  " 'Cause we're a pair...like Sonny and Cher"
  "They split up"
  "But they remained quite close"
- Just this scenery

- Lewis is so sneaky
- They're not in Miami anymore :c
- Aww, the wedding is African-themed
- the poem though ;w;
- and lovely ending ofcourse, seriously though it's one of my favourite film endings

  

Introducing the Beatles: John

- Title: John Senpai
- Scouse
- Can actually speak decent English
- Queen B
- Last name not to be confused with 'lemon'
- Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you
- Fluffly hair °u°
- Has probably tried to take over Liverpool and it probably almost worked out
- Prince of Liverpool
- Bicurious  and sometimes curious for Paul
- Owner of Paul's soul
- Hobbies: babysitting Paul, mocking sweater vests, being a mommy, being the b0ss of the Beatles, having much swag, being Jawhnsus
- No oooooone dances like Jooohn
- No oooone makes remarks like John
- No oooone's ego's as big as John's
- For there's no man in tooown half as sassy
- Perfect, a pure paragooon

- probably owns 10.000 pairs of round glasses
- "Paul, please"
- The Regina George of the Beatles
- Questions and judges every single thing Paul does

- Adopted Paul and became his mother

- No one looks as good as John in turtle neck shirts

- Deceased, but still lives in our hearts (and as a ghost in Speke Hall, Liverpool)
- According to one of his own songs, he's a walrus

Johnny in a nutshell:

(John waking up on Mother's Day, surrounded by his children)

A talented dancer:

Aesthetics:

(^^^^John talking to Paul^^^^)

Introducing the Beatles: Paul

- Actual name is James, but Paul is shorter and therefore easier to remember so he calls himself Paul
- Scouse /Irish
- Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
- I am one with the derp and the derp is one with me
- extra speshal
- half pupper
- Biggest fear is that John wouldn't think of him as a good boy ;w;
- John's princess   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- doesn't mind being (called) a princess
- probably gay
- hobbies include: hugging boats and guitars, eating cake, talking to dogs and pondering life when lonely
- sweater vests are laif
- kent eet chehghen ennimoar cuz he veggie naw
- pink (clothes) are also laif
- should've probably attended School of English
- But hey; why speak English wen u ken spik scaws
- "He's just a puppyyyy!!!"
- used to be a fatty
- was probably adopted by other Beatles and that's how he got in the band (yes really)

Fun fact:
There was this MTV series about Paul

Aesthetics:

 
and if you can't imagine Paul as a princess, watch this:

Meanwhile on Google Images~

Madu: But...it's not like Paul was always derp and targeted by other Beatles (even though my blogs says so) ?

Google Images:

Madu: It's not like Paul was always slow-minded

Google Images:

.....lol...

._______.

But it doesn't matter because, you know what they say: The older, The wiser!

Google Images:

Okay...Never mind...

Beautiful poetry~

In the category: how to trigger Deanna as much as possible

(although I think she's getting used to this crap X3 )
(B-but...this can be considered part of her therapy...riiiight? °u° )

Since I never ever mention France in this blog I'd figured I should post this beautiful poetry/ song for her,
which is btw based on one of my 'dreams' to ever go to Paris together and be her guide
(and that is no joke. Seriously though, I've been there 8 times, I speak both French and English. Why not?
Not considering the fact that Deanna might not survive the amount of French people X3 )

I can show you the Paris
shining, shimmering and full of light and art
tell me, Deanna, now when did your heart become against anything French        (read quickly)
I can open your eyes take you wonder byyy wonderrrrr
Over, sideways and on a magic boat rideeee
A WHOLE NEW COUNTRYYYYY
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW

NO REASON FOR YOU TO SAY NO
I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO
and pinch you when ya think you're dreaming    (read quickly)

I'll sing this beautiful song to her during the trip
we'll do romantic stuff, since we're in the country of romance
(being romantic with someone who will literally never recipocrate my feelings SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!!!)

French ppl be like:

Deanna be like:

aka the perfect scenery~

It would be perfect ;w;

Madu has a new hobby

and we start with the classic one