Introducing the Beatles: John

- Title: John Senpai
- Scouse
- Can actually speak decent English
- Queen B
- Last name not to be confused with 'lemon'
- Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you
- Fluffly hair °u°
- Has probably tried to take over Liverpool and it probably almost worked out
- Prince of Liverpool
- Bicurious  and sometimes curious for Paul
- Owner of Paul's soul
- Hobbies: babysitting Paul, mocking sweater vests, being a mommy, being the b0ss of the Beatles, having much swag, being Jawhnsus
- No oooooone dances like Jooohn
- No oooone makes remarks like John
- No oooone's ego's as big as John's
- For there's no man in tooown half as sassy
- Perfect, a pure paragooon

- probably owns 10.000 pairs of round glasses
- "Paul, please"
- The Regina George of the Beatles
- Questions and judges every single thing Paul does

- Adopted Paul and became his mother

- No one looks as good as John in turtle neck shirts

- Deceased, but still lives in our hearts (and as a ghost in Speke Hall, Liverpool)
- According to one of his own songs, he's a walrus

Johnny in a nutshell:

(John waking up on Mother's Day, surrounded by his children)

A talented dancer:

Aesthetics:

(^^^^John talking to Paul^^^^)