Introducing the Beatles: Paul

- Actual name is James, but Paul is shorter and therefore easier to remember so he calls himself Paul
- Scouse /Irish
- Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
- I am one with the derp and the derp is one with me
- extra speshal
- half pupper
- Biggest fear is that John wouldn't think of him as a good boy ;w;
- John's princess   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- doesn't mind being (called) a princess
- probably gay
- hobbies include: hugging boats and guitars, eating cake, talking to dogs and pondering life when lonely
- sweater vests are laif
- kent eet chehghen ennimoar cuz he veggie naw
- pink (clothes) are also laif
- should've probably attended School of English
- But hey; why speak English wen u ken spik scaws
- "He's just a puppyyyy!!!"
- used to be a fatty
- was probably adopted by other Beatles and that's how he got in the band (yes really)

Fun fact:
There was this MTV series about Paul

Aesthetics:

 
and if you can't imagine Paul as a princess, watch this: